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do_DO
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._.
._.
._.
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)_(
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"_"
you_PP
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._.
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._.
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veterinarian_JJ
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the_DT
roller_NN
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(_)
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come_VB
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any_DT
idiot_NN
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personality_NN
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a_DT
chance_NN
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her_PP$
._.
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him_PP
nora_???
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body_NN
description_NN
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._.
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the_DT
studio_NN
the_DT
next_OD
day_NN
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big_JJ
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._.
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three_CD
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a_DT
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._.
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herself_PPX
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person_NN
,_,
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,_,
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living_JJ
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a_DT
"_"
three_CD
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"_"
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._.
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the_DT
phone_NN
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)_)
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._.
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this_DT
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/_SYM
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._.
the_DT
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,_,
i_PP
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janeane_NN
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._.
she_PP
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no_DT
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life_NN
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._.
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life_NN
._.
._.
._.
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am_RB
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that_DT
fact_NN
._.
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