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i_PP
recall_VB
the_DT
trials_NNS
and_CC
tribulations_NNS
of_IN
my_PP$
high_JJ
school_NN
years_NNS
._.
it_PP
was_BEDZ
a_DT
period_NN
that_CS
would_MD
mercilessly_RB
force_VB
me_PP
to_IN
exit_NN
boyhood_NN
and_CC
thrust_NN
me_PP
into_IN
the_DT
unwelcome_JJ
arms_NNS
of_IN
adulthood_NN
._.
but_CC
of_IN
all_PDT
the_DT
experiences_NNS
that_CS
i_PP
collected_VBD
throughout_IN
those_DT
tender_JJ
years_NNS
,_,
i_PP
can_MD
honestly_RB
say_VB
that_CS
the_DT
toughest_JJS
and_CC
the_DT
scariest_JJS
thing_NN
that_CS
i_PP
had_HVD
to_TO
cope_VB
with_IN
was_BEDZ
my_PP$
raging_JJ
hormones_NNS
and_CC
my_PP$
crazed_JJ
curiosity_NN
about_IN
girls_NNS
and_CC
sex_NN
._.
yes_UH
,_,
more_DT
scarier_RBR
than_CS
my_PP$
seventh_OD
grade_NN
english_NN
teacher_NN
and_CC
even_RB
scarier_RBR
than_CS
the_DT
bullies_NNS
that_CS
constantly_RB
hounded_VBN
me_PP
,_,
trying_VBG
to_IN
deal_NN
with_IN
my_PP$
personal_JJ
wonderment_NN
about_IN
sex_NN
was_BEDZ
like_IN
trying_VBG
to_IN
fight_NN
an_DT
invisible_JJ
monster_NN
._.
for_IN
all_PDT
teenagers_NNS
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
almost_RB
like_IN
a_DT
rite_NN
of_IN
passage_NN
._.
and_CC
what_WDT
we_PP
did_DOD
was_BEDZ
sometimes_RB
downright_VBN
nasty_JJ
,_,
sometimes_RB
funny_JJ
,_,
and_CC
sometimes_RB
shocking_JJ
._.
and_CC
all_PDT
of_IN
that_DT
is_BEZ
terrifically_RB
and_CC
shamelessly_RB
brought_VBN
to_IN
light_NN
in_IN
what_WDT
might_MD
be_BE
the_DT
funniest_JJS
movie_NN
this_DT
summer_NN
._.
`_"
american_JJ
pie_NN
'_"
is_BEZ
a_DT
comedy_NN
about_IN
four_CD
sexually_RB
frustrated_VBN
seniors_NNS
that_CS
enter_VB
into_IN
a_DT
pact_NN
to_IN
lose_VB
their_PP$
virginity_NN
by_IN
the_DT
end_NN
of_IN
the_DT
school_NN
year_NN
._.
just_RB
how_WRB
great_JJ
are_BER
their_PP$
hormones_NNS
raging_VBG
?_?
one_CD
of_IN
them_PP
notes_NNS
,_,
after_IN
watching_VBG
disney_NP
's_POS
the_DT
little_JJ
mermaid_NN
,_,
that_CS
ariel_NP
is_BEZ
soooo_NP
hot_JJ
._.
the_DT
four_CD
schoolmates_NNS
are_BER
kevin_NP
,_,
oz_NN
,_,
finch_NP
and_CC
jim_NP
._.
kevin_NP
is_BEZ
the_DT
only_RB
one_CD
with_IN
a_DT
steady_JJ
girlfriend_NN
,_,
but_CC
doesn't_DOZ
want_VB
to_TO
have_HV
sex_NN
until_IN
the_DT
time_NN
is_BEZ
just_RB
right_JJ
._.
but_CC
what_WDT
is_BEZ
the_DT
perfect_JJ
time_NN
?_?
there_EX
is_BEZ
just_RB
no_DT
way_NN
to_IN
know_VB
,_,
and_CC
that_CS
frightens_VBZ
him_PP
._.
oz_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
big_JJ
jock_???
who_NP
decides_VBZ
that_CS
the_DT
way_NN
to_IN
score_NN
with_IN
the_DT
girls_NNS
is_BEZ
to_TO
listen_VB
to_IN
them_PP
and_CC
to_IN
be_BE
more_DT
sensitive_JJ
._.
he_PP
joins_VBZ
up_RP
with_IN
a_DT
jazz_NN
choir_NN
and_CC
discovers_VBZ
that_CS
getting_VBG
in_IN
touch_NN
with_IN
his_PP$
feminine_JJ
side_NN
has_HVZ
some_DT
tremendous_JJ
advantages_NNS
._.
finch_NP
is_BEZ
the_DT
phobic_JJ
hermit_NN
who_WP
doesn't_DOZ
stand_NN
a_NN
chance_NN
with_IN
any_DT
girl_NN
._.
so_RB
,_,
he_PP
pays_VBZ
someone_PN
$_???
200_CD
to_IN
start_NN
spreading_NN
rumors_NNS
about_IN
his_PP$
prowess_NN
._.
suddenly_RB
,_,
girls_NNS
are_BER
lining_NN
up_IN
to_IN
go_NN
out_RP
with_IN
him_PP
._.
but_CC
among_IN
these_DT
friends_NNS
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
jim_NP
that_CS
is_BEZ
the_DT
most_DT
curious_JJ
and_CC
the_DT
most_DT
fearful_JJ
._.
when_CS
he_PP
has_HVZ
a_DT
chance_NN
to_IN
romp_???
with_IN
a_NN
pretty_JJ
exchange_NN
student_NN
,_,
his_PP$
inexperience_NN
comes_VBZ
shining_JJ
through_IN
._.
he_PP
has_HVZ
much_DT
to_TO
learn_VB
,_,
and_CC
will_MD
do_DO
anything_PN
to_TO
seek_VB
out_RP
this_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
knowledge_NN
._.
this_DT
may_MD
include_VB
watching_VBG
scrambled_JJ
porn_???
channels_NNS
or_CC
experimenting_VBG
with_IN
mom_???
's_NNS
apple_NN
pie_NN
in_IN
a_DT
scene_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
completely_RB
shocking_JJ
,_,
raunchy_JJ
,_,
yet_RB
unbelievably_RB
funny_JJ
._.
the_DT
one_CD
thing_NN
that_CS
i_PP
want_VB
to_TO
say_VB
about_IN
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
it_PP
well_RB
deserves_VBZ
its_PP$
`_"
r_NN
'_"
rating_NN
._.
there_EX
is_BEZ
stuff_NN
in_IN
here_RB
that_DT
is_BEZ
completely_RB
gross_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
same_DT
manner_NN
that_CS
`_"
there_EX
's_BEZ
something_PN
about_IN
mary_NP
'_"
was_BEDZ
gloriously_RB
ribald_NP
._.
in_IN
fact_NN
,_,
at_IN
first_OD
this_DT
film_NN
received_VBD
a_DT
sinful_JJ
nc-17_???
rating_NN
before_IN
a_DT
couple_NN
of_IN
more_DT
cuts_NNS
finally_RB
brought_VBN
it_PP
down_RP
to_IN
a_DT
teen-accessible_JJ
rating_NN
._.
but_CC
i_PP
guess_VB
after_IN
seeing_VBG
the_DT
no-holds-barred_JJ
coarseness_NN
of_IN
south_NN
park_NN
,_,
this_DT
seems_VBZ
tame_JJ
by_IN
comparison_NN
._.
teens_NNS
and_CC
anyone_PN
who_WP
can_MD
still_RB
remember_VB
their_PP$
acne_???
years_NNS
are_BER
the_DT
ones_NNS
that_CS
will_MD
laugh_VB
hardest_RBS
._.
but_NP
unlike_IN
many_DT
teen_NN
sex_NN
comedies_NNS
,_,
there_EX
is_BEZ
a_DT
genuine_JJ
intelligence_NN
at_IN
work_NN
here_RB
._.
these_DT
are_BER
four_CD
normal_JJ
boys_NNS
who_WP
have_HV
a_DT
natural_JJ
curiosity_NN
about_IN
sex_NN
._.
their_PP$
plans_NNS
of_IN
action_NN
are_BER
thoughtful_JJ
and_CC
they_PP
think_VB
about_IN
the_DT
consequences_NNS
._.
they_PP
know_VB
what_WDT
they_PP
want_VB
,_,
yet_RB
temper_NN
it_NN
with_IN
responsibility_NN
._.
but_CC
almost_RB
always_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
impossible_JJ
to_TO
know_VB
how_WRB
to_TO
fight_VB
the_DT
invisible_JJ
monster_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
these_DT
episodes_NNS
that_CS
make_VB
`_"
american_JJ
pie_NN
'_"
such_DT
a_DT
carnal_JJ
delight_NN
to_IN
watch_NN
._.