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luckily_RB
,_,
some_DT
people_NN
got_VBD
starship_NN
troopers_NNS
._.
some_DT
people_NN
knew_VBD
it_PP
was_BEDZ
supposed_JJ
to_TO
be_BE
silly_JJ
._.
for_IN
those_DT
of_IN
you_PP
who_WP
didn't_DOD
,_,
how_WRB
could_MD
you_PP
miss_VB
it_PP
?_?
from_IN
the_DT
very_RB
beginning_NN
,_,
when_CS
we_PP
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an_DT
interactive_JJ
internet-like_NN
promotional_JJ
video_NN
for_IN
the_DT
armed_JJ
forces_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
future_NN
,_,
it_PP
should_MD
be_BE
obvious_JJ
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
to_TO
be_BE
taken_VBN
lightly_RB
._.
i_PP
guess_VB
without_IN
blatant_JJ
one-liners_NNS
and_CC
home_NN
alone_RB
style_NN
slapstick_NP
,_,
some_DT
people_NN
just_RB
don't_DO
recognize_VB
such_DT
goofy_JJ
humor_NN
._.
such_DT
a_DT
dry_JJ
approach_NN
to_IN
such_DT
intentionally_RB
campy_???
humor_NN
must_NN
have_HV
left_VBN
some_DT
disillusioned_VBN
._.
first_OD
thing_NN
to_IN
do_DO
before_IN
seeing_VBG
this_DT
movie_NN
-_-
lighten_VB
up_RP
._.
meet_VB
the_DT
equivalent_JJ
of_IN
"_"
beverly_NP
hills_NNS
90210_CD
"_"
meets_VBZ
"_"
mighty_JJ
morphin_IN
power_NN
rangers_NNS
"_"
._.
four_CD
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are_BER
now_RB
graduating_VBG
high_JJ
school_NN
and_CC
are_BER
ready_JJ
to_TO
join_VB
the_DT
armed_JJ
forces_NNS
,_,
which_WDT
,_,
in_IN
the_DT
future_NN
,_,
means_NN
fighting_NN
for_IN
the_DT
whole_JJ
galaxy_NN
and_CC
not_XNOT
just_RB
your_PP$
country_NN
._.
johnny_NP
rico_NP
(_(
casper_JJR
van_NN
dien_???
)_(
is_BEZ
ready_JJ
to_TO
join_VB
the_DT
infantry_NN
,_,
mostly_RB
because_CS
his_PP$
girlfriend_NN
carmen_NP
ibanez_NP
(_(
denise_NP
richards_NP
)_)
has_HVZ
enlisted_VBD
to_TO
be_BE
a_DT
pilot_NN
._.
dizzy_JJ
flores_FW
(_(
dina_???
meyer_NP
)_)
has_HVZ
enlisted_VBD
as_CS
a_DT
trooper_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
possible_JJ
she_PP
's_BEZ
joining_VBG
merely_RB
to_IN
follow_VB
rico_NP
,_,
whom_WP
she_PP
's_BEZ
always_RB
had_HVD
eyes_NNS
for_IN
._.
if_CS
you_PP
saw_VBD
these_DT
three_CD
on_IN
the_DT
street_NN
,_,
you'd_???
automatically_RB
start_NN
searching_NN
for_IN
the_DT
fashion_NN
designers_NNS
and_CC
photographers_NNS
,_,
for_IN
never_RB
has_HVZ
a_DT
movie_NN
's_POS
cast_NN
looked_VBD
so_RB
much_DT
like_IN
the_DT
cut-out_NN
cover_NN
of_IN
"_"
seventeen_CD
"_"
magazine_NN
._.
the_DT
lone_JJ
non-supermodel_NN
,_,
carl_NP
jenkins_NP
(_(
played_VBD
by_IN
doogie_NP
howser_NN
himself_PPX
,_,
neil_NP
patrick_NP
harris_NP
)_)
is_BEZ
the_DT
brainiac_NN
who_WP
gets_VBZ
into_IN
the_DT
military_JJ
intelligence_NN
division_NN
,_,
the_DT
top_NN
secret_NN
department_NN
that_CS
pretty_JJ
much_DT
leaves_NNS
doogie_NN
-_-
er_NP
,_,
carl_NP
out_RP
of_IN
the_DT
picture_NN
._.
(_)
good_JJ
call_NN
-_-
now_RB
we_PP
can_MD
put_VB
all_PDT
our_PP$
drooling_NN
efforts_NNS
into_IN
only_RB
the_DT
most_DT
deserving_JJ
of_IN
characters_NNS
)_)
._.
right_JJ
off_IN
the_DT
bat_NN
,_,
rico_NP
becomes_VBZ
the_DT
star_NN
of_IN
the_DT
show_NN
,_,
far_RB
surpassing_VBG
all_PDT
the_DT
other_JJ
soldiers_NNS
and_CC
becoming_VBG
squadron_NN
leader_NN
in_IN
a_DT
short_JJ
period_NN
of_IN
time_NN
._.
but_CC
a_DT
horrific_JJ
accident_NN
during_IN
a_DT
standard_NN
training_NN
exercise_NN
(_(
which_WDT
follows_VBZ
all_PDT
to_IN
closely_RB
to_IN
his_PP$
breakup_NN
with_IN
carmen_NP
)_)
leaves_NNS
rico_NP
ready_JJ
to_IN
call_NN
it_PP
quits_VBZ
._.
with_IN
his_PP$
bags_NNS
packed_VBN
and_CC
his_PP$
civilian_JJ
clothes_NNS
back_RP
on_IN
,_,
johnny_NP
is_BEZ
ready_JJ
to_TO
walk_VB
off_RP
base_NN
and_CC
catch_VB
the_DT
next_OD
flight_NN
home_NN
._.
well_RB
sorry_JJ
,_,
rico_NP
suave_JJ
,_,
but_CC
there_EX
's_BEZ
no_DT
place_NN
like_IN
home_NN
,_,
especially_RB
after_IN
gigantic_JJ
alien_NN
insects_NNS
have_HV
destroyed_VBN
it_PP
._.
that_CS
's_BEZ
right_JJ
,_,
the_DT
planet_NN
is_BEZ
being_BEG
attacked_VBN
by_IN
a_DT
colony_NN
of_IN
arachnid-like_JJ
alien_NN
beings_NNS
that_CS
a_DT
can_MD
of_IN
raid_NN
just_RB
isn't_BEZ
going_VBG
to_TO
destroy_VB
._.
with_IN
a_DT
sudden_JJ
change_NN
of_IN
heart_NN
(_(
and_CC
clothes_NNS
)_)
,_,
rico_NP
is_BEZ
back_RP
in_IN
the_DT
game_NN
,_,
following_JJ
his_PP$
fellow_NN
starship_NN
troopers_NNS
off_IN
to_IN
fight_NN
a_DT
mean_VB
group_NN
of_IN
daddy_NN
long_JJ
legs_NNS
._.
what_WDT
starship_NN
troopers_NNS
really_RB
is_BEZ
,_,
is_BEZ
a_DT
spoof_JJ
of_IN
all_PDT
that_DT
it_PP
even_RB
remotely_RB
touches_VBZ
on_IN
-_-
the_DT
soap_NN
opera_NN
like_IN
love_NN
affairs_NNS
of_IN
high_JJ
school_NN
,_,
the_DT
love_NN
for_IN
sci-fi_???
and_CC
thirst_NN
for_IN
gore_NP
shared_VBD
by_IN
this_DT
same_DT
age_NN
group_NN
,_,
etc_RB
._.
nothing_PN
is_BEZ
taken_VBN
seriously_RB
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
almost_RB
as_IN
much_DT
a_DT
satire_NN
on_IN
young_JJ
adults_NNS
as_IN
clueless_NN
,_,
but_CC
with_IN
its_PP$
sly_JJ
and_CC
futuristic_JJ
approach_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
not_XNOT
as_IN
recognizably_RB
so_RB
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
spoof_JJ
so_RB
subtle_JJ
that_CS
many_DT
won't_MD
recognize_VB
the_DT
spoofery_NN
._.
if_CS
you_PP
deem_VB
this_DT
as_IN
sci-fi_???
/_SYM
action_NN
,_,
you're_???
wrong_JJ
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
sci-fi_???
/_SYM
action_NN
/_SYM
comedy_NN
,_,
with_IN
the_DT
comedy_NN
being_BEG
on_IN
the_DT
level_NN
of_IN
such_DT
cult_NN
favorites_NNS
as_IN
evil_JJ
dead_JJ
2_CD
._.
starship_NN
troopers_NNS
just_RB
may_MD
be_BE
on_IN
the_DT
road_NN
to_IN
cult_NN
status_NN
as_IN
well_RB
._.
gore_NP
is_BEZ
a_DT
factor_NN
heavily_RB
brought_VBN
up_RP
in_IN
reviews_NNS
of_IN
this_DT
film_NN
,_,
but_CC
the_DT
gore_NP
,_,
too_RB
,_,
is_BEZ
meant_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
cheesy_NN
._.
yes_UH
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
graphic_JJ
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
also_RB
brutally_RB
phony_NN
,_,
and_CC
that_CS
's_NNS
what_WDT
makes_VBZ
it_PP
such_DT
great_JJ
fun_NN
to_IN
watch_NN
._.
not_XNOT
since_CS
the_DT
old_JJ
"_"
mr_NN
._.
bill_NN
"_"
skits_NNS
on_IN
"_"
saturday_NP
night_NN
live_VB
"_"
has_HVZ
torture_NN
and_CC
mutilation_NN
been_BEN
such_DT
a_DT
joy_NN
to_IN
watch_NN
._.
people_NN
were_BED
laughing_VBG
out_RP
loud_JJ
every_DT
time_NN
a_DT
body_NN
was_BEDZ
severed_VBN
in_IN
half_NN
or_CC
a_DT
head_NN
was_BEDZ
viciously_RB
decapitated_VBN
._.
perhaps_RB
it_PP
brings_VBZ
back_RP
fond_JJ
memories_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
severities_NNS
we_PP
inflicted_VBD
upon_IN
our_PP$
sisters_NNS
'_"
barbie_NP
dolls_NNS
as_IN
young_JJ
children_NNS
._.
with_IN
the_DT
actors_NNS
resembling_VBG
ken_NP
and_CC
barbie_NP
so_RB
closely_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
good_JJ
chance_NN
this_DT
is_BEZ
the_DT
case_NN
,_,
whether_CS
we're_???
fully_RB
aware_JJ
of_IN
it_PP
or_CC
not_XNOT
._.
starship_NN
troopers_NNS
has_HVZ
it_NN
's_NNS
slow_JJ
parts_NNS
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
truly_RB
an_DT
alternative_NN
to_IN
your_PP$
typical_JJ
sci-fi_???
/_SYM
action_NN
flick_NN
or_CC
lame_???
juvenile_JJ
comedy_NN
._.
aside_RB
from_IN
the_DT
intentionally_RB
cheesy_NN
gore_NP
,_,
the_DT
special_JJ
effects_NNS
are_BER
quite_RB
astounding_VBG
._.
when_CS
the_DT
spaceship_NN
passes_VBZ
a_DT
meteor_???
,_,
it_NN
's_POS
quite_RB
an_DT
awesome_JJ
spectacle_NN
,_,
visually_RB
crisp_JJ
and_CC
captivating_JJ
._.
if_CS
you're_???
looking_JJ
for_CS
brainless_NN
fun_NN
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
the_DT
epitome_NN
of_IN
your_PP$
search_NN
._.
a_DT
beautiful_JJ
cast_NN
,_,
awesome_JJ
special_JJ
effects_NNS
,_,
fast-paced_VBN
action_NN
,_,
campy_???
acting_JJ
,_,
and_CC
a_DT
whole_JJ
lot_NN
of_IN
gore_NP
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
brainless_NN
heaven_NN
._.
just_RB
remember_VB
not_XNOT
to_TO
think_VB
._.
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