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did_DOD
you_PP
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wonder_VB
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dennis_NP
rodman_NN
was_BEDZ
actually_RB
from_IN
this_DT
planet_NN
?_?
or_CC
if_CS
sylvester_NP
stallone_NN
was_BEDZ
some_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
weird_JJ
extra-terrestrial_JJ
?_?
i_PP
used_VBD
to_IN
think_NN
that_CS
about_IN
my_PP$
7th_CD
grade_NN
english_JJ
teacher_NN
,_,
ms_NN
._.
carey_NP
._.
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after_IN
seeing_VBG
this_DT
movie_NN
,_,
they_PP
may_MD
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confirmed_VBN
my_PP$
suspicions_NNS
._.
as_CS
the_DT
story_NN
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,_,
at_IN
any_DT
time_NN
,_,
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over_RB
a_DT
thousand_NN
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living_NN
among_IN
us_NP
here_RB
on_IN
earth_NN
._.
the_DT
men_NNS
in_IN
black_JJ
(_(
mib_???
)_)
are_BER
the_DT
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oversee_VB
the_DT
cosmic_JJ
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,_,
guardians_NNS
of_IN
our_PP$
beloved_JJ
planet_NN
from_IN
nasty-tempered_JJ
aliens_NNS
,_,
and_CC
secret_JJ
service_NN
to_IN
the_DT
stars_NNS
._.
based_VBN
in_IN
new_JJ
york_NP
city_NN
(_(
where_CS
weird_JJ
is_BEZ
the_DT
norm_NN
)_)
,_,
the_DT
mib_???
organization_NN
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human_JJ
form_NN
to_IN
our_PP$
space-faring_NN
emigrants_NNS
so_RB
that_CS
they_PP
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live_VB
among_IN
us_PP
unnoticed_JJ
._.
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to_IN
enforce_VB
the_DT
laws_NNS
of_IN
earth_NN
,_,
the_DT
mib_???
carry_VB
weapons_NNS
that_CS
are_BER
powerful_JJ
enough_RB
to_TO
meet_VB
or_CC
exceed_VB
destruction_NN
quotas_NNS
in_IN
one_CD
single_JJ
blast_NN
._.
they_PP
carry_VB
other-worldly_RB
technology_NN
to_IN
erase_VB
people_NN
's_POS
short-term_JJ
memory_NN
when_CS
common_JJ
folk_NN
see_VB
the_DT
mib_???
in_IN
action_NN
._.
and_CC
their_PP$
best_JJS
leads_NNS
on_IN
cosmic_JJ
things-gone-awry_???
are_BER
the_DT
supermarket_NN
tabloids_NNS
._.
little_DT
do_DO
we_PP
know_VB
that_CS
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are_BER
much_DT
stronger_JJR
battles_NNS
of_IN
good_JJ
v_NN
._.
evil_JJ
going_VBG
on_IN
in_IN
the_DT
depths_NNS
of_IN
space_NN
._.
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
aliens-as-human_NN
on_IN
this_DT
planet_NN
is_BEZ
an_DT
important_JJ
diplomat_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
carrying_VBG
something_PN
very_RB
precious_JJ
._.
it_PP
holds_VBZ
the_DT
'key_???
'_"
,_,
literally_RB
,_,
to_IN
universal_JJ
peace_NN
._.
a_DT
giant_NN
cockroach-like_IN
alien_NN
soon_RB
arrives_VBZ
on_IN
the_DT
planet_NN
and_CC
steals_VBZ
this_DT
'key_???
'_"
._.
in_IN
the_DT
wrong_JJ
alien_NN
hands_NNS
(_(
flippers_NNS
?_?
mandibles_NNS
?_?
tentacles_NNS
?_?
)_)
,_,
it_PP
can_MD
be_BE
used_VBN
as_IN
a_DT
weapon_NN
._.
therefore_RB
,_,
it_PP
must_MD
be_BE
recovered_VBN
and_CC
returned_VBN
to_IN
it_PP
's_BEZ
rightful_JJ
owners_NNS
._.
otherwise_RB
,_,
to_IN
ensure_VB
universal_JJ
safety_NN
,_,
earth_NN
will_MD
be_BE
destroyed_VBN
,_,
along_IN
with_IN
the_DT
'key_???
'_"
._.
now_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
the_DT
mib_???
who_NP
must_MD
prevent_VB
this_DT
catastrophe_???
._.
the_DT
mib_???
agents_NNS
on_IN
the_DT
case_NN
are_BER
"_"
k_NN
"_"
,_,
played_VBD
by_IN
tommy_NP
lee_NP
jones_NP
._.
he_PP
is_BEZ
crustier_RBR
than_CS
burnt_VBN
toast_NN
and_CC
even_RB
more_DT
serious_JJ
than_CS
al_NP
gore_NP
._.
the_DT
stars_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
sky_NN
no_DT
longer_JJR
spark_NN
wonder_NN
in_IN
his_PP$
eyes_NNS
._.
he_PP
is_BEZ
accompanied_VBN
by_IN
a_DT
flippant_JJ
rookie_NN
,_,
"_"
j_NN
"_"
,_,
played_VBD
by_IN
will_NN
smith_NP
._.
but_CC
,_,
despite_IN
this_DT
shoot-em-up_???
,_,
protect-earth-from-destruction_NN
premise_NN
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
nothing_PN
at_IN
all_PDT
like_IN
a_DT
typical_JJ
summer_NN
action_NN
movie_NN
._.
and_CC
,_,
this_DT
isn't_BEZ
an_DT
independence_NN
day_NN
knockoff_NN
._.
rather_RB
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
a_DT
stylishly_RB
offbeat_NN
sci-fi_???
comedy_NN
that_CS
pokes_NNS
fun_NN
at_IN
what_WDT
the_DT
government_NN
always_RB
denies_VBZ
?_?
that_CS
there_EX
are_BER
real_JJ
aliens_NNS
that_CS
live_VB
here_RB
,_,
and_CC
that_CS
the_DT
government_NN
does_DOZ
its_PP$
darndest_NN
to_IN
cover_NN
them_PP
up_RP
._.
but_CC
to_IN
give_VB
it_NN
some_DT
sense_NN
of_IN
excitement_NN
and_CC
to_IN
keep_NN
it_PP
within_IN
the_DT
parameters_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
summer_NN
movie_NN
recipe_NN
,_,
there_EX
must_MD
be_BE
some_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
earth-hangs-in-the-balance_NN
scenario_NN
._.
yet_RB
,_,
this_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
very_RB
appealing_JJ
._.
the_DT
abundance_NN
of_IN
wierdness_NN
(_(
talking_VBG
aliens_NNS
,_,
pee-wee_NN
atomizers_NNS
,_,
a_DT
mortician_JJ
who_WP
'lives_NNS
'_"
for_IN
her_PP$
work_NN
,_,
and_CC
lots_PN
of_IN
yucky_JJ
bugs_NNS
and_CC
slime-splattering_VBG
galore_JJ
)_(
,_,
is_BEZ
played_VBN
straight_RB
,_,
like_IN
as_IN
if_NN
this_DT
were_BED
normal_JJ
(_)
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
we_PP
are_BER
in_IN
nyc_???
)_)
._.
it_PP
gives_VBZ
it_PP
a_DT
deadpan_NN
feel_VB
,_,
which_WDT
makes_VBZ
it_PP
all_PDT
the_DT
more_RBR
funnier_JJR
and_CC
odder_JJR
._.
jones_NP
plays_VBZ
the_DT
venerable_JJ
seen-it-all_NN
agent_NN
with_IN
seriousness_NN
and_CC
maturity_NN
._.
smith_NP
is_BEZ
likeable_JJ
and_CC
makes_VBZ
a_DT
great_JJ
comic_NN
partner_NN
to_IN
jones_NP
'_"
straight_RB
man_NN
routine_NN
._.
they_PP
click_NN
like_IN
dorothy_NP
's_POS
ruby_NN
red_NN
shoes_NNS
._.
the_DT
look_NN
and_CC
feel_VB
of_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
made_VBN
even_RB
better_RBR
with_IN
direction_NN
from_IN
barry_NP
sonnenfeld_NP
(_(
the_DT
addam_NP
's_POS
family_NN
)_)
._.
this_DT
guy_NN
has_HVZ
a_DT
knack_NN
for_IN
'gothic_JJ
'_"
comedy_NN
,_,
and_CC
successfully_RB
transfers_NNS
his_PP$
macabre_NN
sense_NN
of_IN
humor_NN
onto_IN
the_DT
screen_NN
._.
and_CC
,_,
an_DT
appropriate_JJ
dose_NN
of_IN
special_JJ
effects_NNS
helps_VBZ
to_TO
bolster_VB
the_DT
oddness_NN
of_IN
their_PP$
task_NN
without_IN
diverting_VBG
attention_NN
from_IN
the_DT
human_JJ
actors_NNS
._.
the_DT
story_NN
moves_VBZ
well_RB
,_,
and_CC
before_IN
you_PP
know_VB
it_PP
,_,
the_DT
end_NN
credits_NNS
are_BER
already_RB
rolling_JJ
!_!
the_DT
result_NN
is_BEZ
100_CD
minutes_NNS
worth_IN
of_IN
fun_NN
in_IN
the_DT
form_NN
of_IN
ewwwws_???
and_CC
blechhhs_???
,_,
aaaahhhs_???
and_CC
wows_???
._.
let_VB
the_DT
men_NNS
in_IN
black_JJ
protect_VB
and_CC
color_NN
your_PP$
world_NN
._.
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