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very_RB
few_DT
people_NN
would_MD
be_BE
unaware_JJ
of_IN
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
(_(
both_RB
created_VBN
and_CC
narrated_VBN
by_IN
mike_NP
judge_NN
)_)
._.
they_PP
are_BER
the_DT
two_CD
animated_JJ
mtv_???
characters_NNS
who_NP
have_HV
the_DT
most_DT
annoying_NN
laughter_NN
know_VB
to_IN
human_JJ
kind_NN
._.
you_PP
may_MD
have_HV
seen_VBN
them_PP
on_IN
their_PP$
television_NN
program_NN
,_,
as_CS
they_PP
snigger_NN
and_CC
make_VB
lude_???
remarks_NNS
about_IN
women_NNS
,_,
anything_PN
related_JJ
to_IN
sex_NN
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
music_NN
film_NN
clips_NNS
that_CS
they_PP
watch_VB
._.
in_IN
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
do_DO
america_NP
the_DT
pair_NN
finally_RB
make_VB
their_PP$
big_JJ
screen_NN
debut_NN
,_,
to_IN
the_DT
delight_NN
of_IN
some_DT
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
deplore_VB
of_IN
others_NNS
._.
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
(_(
yes_UH
,_,
those_DT
are_BER
their_PP$
real_JJ
names_NNS
)_)
,_,
are_BER
two_CD
very_RB
ugly_JJ
teenagers_NNS
with_IN
extremely_RB
warped_JJ
minds_NNS
driven_VBN
by_IN
raging_JJ
hormones_NNS
._.
they_PP
live_VB
their_PP$
lives_NNS
in_IN
front_NN
of_IN
the_DT
television_NN
._.
the_DT
worst_JJS
possible_JJ
event_NN
occurs_VBZ
to_IN
the_DT
pair_NN
when_CS
their_PP$
television_NN
is_BEZ
stolen_VBN
._.
this_DT
happens_VBZ
as_CS
they_PP
sleep_VB
,_,
and_CC
when_CS
they_PP
awake_VB
it_PP
takes_VBZ
them_PP
a_DT
few_DT
minutes_NNS
just_RB
to_IN
decipher_VB
that_RB
the_DT
television_NN
has_HVZ
gone_VBN
._.
beavis_IN
even_RB
tries_NNS
to_IN
use_NN
the_DT
remote_JJ
,_,
though_CS
there_EX
is_BEZ
no_DT
television_NN
there_RB
._.
the_DT
two_CD
spot_NN
a_DT
van_NN
outside_IN
and_CC
two_CD
sinister_JJ
looking_JJ
men_NNS
carrying_VBG
a_DT
television_NN
._.
even_RB
at_IN
this_DT
point_NN
they_PP
have_HV
no_DT
idea_NN
what_WDT
has_HVZ
happened_VBN
._.
they_PP
look_VB
around_IN
,_,
seeing_VBG
all_PDT
the_DT
evidence_NN
,_,
but_CC
are_BER
completely_RB
oblivious_JJ
to_IN
the_DT
fact_NN
that_CS
these_DT
men_NNS
have_HV
just_RB
stolen_VBN
their_PP$
television_NN
._.
before_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
i_PP
knew_VBD
that_CS
they_PP
were_BED
stupid_JJ
,_,
but_CC
i_PP
didn't_DOD
realise_VB
just_RB
how_WRB
stupid_JJ
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
typical_JJ
of_IN
their_PP$
behaviour_NN
throughout_IN
the_DT
film_NN
._.
eventually_RB
they_PP
realise_VB
that_CS
their_PP$
television_NN
has_HVZ
been_BEN
stolen_VBN
,_,
so_RB
they_PP
leave_VB
their_PP$
sofa_NN
to_IN
go_VB
search_NN
for_IN
a_DT
television_NN
._.
luck_NN
would_MD
have_HV
it_PP
that_CS
they_PP
stumble_VB
into_IN
a_DT
hotel_NN
room_NN
(_(
looking_VBG
for_IN
a_DT
television_NN
)_)
where_CS
a_DT
man_NN
is_BEZ
awaiting_VBG
two_CD
guys_NNS
whose_WP$
task_NN
it_PP
is_BEZ
to_IN
kill_NN
his_PP$
wife_NN
._.
this_DT
man_NN
,_,
thinking_VBG
that_CS
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
are_BER
the_DT
assigned_VBN
killers_NNS
,_,
tells_VBZ
them_PP
that_CS
they_PP
can_MD
have_HV
$_???
000_CD
,_,
000_CD
if_CS
they_PP
"_"
do_DO
his_PP$
wife_NN
"_"
._.
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
,_,
being_BEG
the_DT
ignorant_JJ
fools_NNS
that_CS
they_PP
are_BER
,_,
think_NN
that_CS
he_PP
is_BEZ
offering_VBG
them_PP
$_???
000_CD
,_,
000_CD
dollars_NNS
to_IN
have_HV
sex_NN
with_IN
his_PP$
good_JJ
looking_JJ
wife_NN
._.
they_PP
are_BER
taken_VBN
to_IN
the_DT
airport_NN
where_CS
they_PP
fly_VB
to_TO
las_NP
vegas_NP
to_IN
"_"
do_DO
her_PP
"_"
._.
to_IN
them_PP
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
the_DT
best_JJS
day_NN
of_IN
their_PP$
lives_NNS
._.
not_XNOT
only_RB
are_BER
they_PP
going_VBG
to_IN
lose_VB
their_PP$
virginity_NN
(_(
one_CD
of_IN
their_PP$
lifelong_JJ
aims_NNS
)_)
,_,
but_CC
most_DT
importantly_RB
,_,
they_PP
will_MD
have_HV
enough_DT
money_NN
to_IN
buy_NN
a_DT
big_JJ
screen_NN
tv_NN
._.
inevitably_RB
they_PP
become_VB
caught_VBN
up_RP
in_IN
a_DT
huge_JJ
crime_NN
,_,
and_CC
unbeknown_JJ
to_IN
them_PP
,_,
are_BER
tracked_VBN
across_IN
the_DT
country_NN
by_IN
the_DT
fbi_NP
._.
oddly_RB
enough_RB
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
their_PP$
complete_JJ
stupidity_NN
that_CS
spares_NNS
them_PP
from_IN
being_BEG
caught_VBN
,_,
as_CS
a_DT
result_NN
the_DT
fbi_NP
is_BEZ
convinced_JJ
they_PP
are_BER
criminal_JJ
masterminds_NNS
._.
they_PP
end_VB
up_RP
travelling_VBG
right_JJ
across_IN
america_NP
,_,
visiting_VBG
places_NNS
such_DT
as_IN
the_DT
hoover_NN
dam_NN
and_CC
washington_NP
dc_NN
._.
the_DT
irony_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
although_CS
they_PP
visit_VB
so_RB
many_DT
grand_JJ
and_CC
spectacular_JJ
locations_NNS
,_,
their_PP$
one_CD
time_NN
out_RP
in_IN
the_DT
big_JJ
world_NN
away_RB
from_IN
their_PP$
television_NN
,_,
they_PP
are_BER
completely_RB
oblivious_JJ
to_IN
it_PP
._.
at_IN
old_JJ
faithful_JJ
they_PP
are_BER
far_RB
more_RBR
fascinated_JJ
with_IN
the_DT
infra-red_JJ
operated_VBN
urinals_NNS
than_CS
with_IN
the_DT
geyser_NN
itself_PPX
._.
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
essentially_RB
have_HV
the_DT
journey_NN
of_IN
their_PP$
lives_NNS
._.
they_PP
even_RB
get_VB
to_IN
meet_VB
the_DT
president_NN
._.
but_CC
all_PDT
they_PP
care_VB
about_IN
is_BEZ
getting_VBG
their_PP$
television_NN
back_RP
,_,
and_CC
losing_VBG
their_PP$
virginity_NN
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
many_DT
reasons_NNS
that_CS
the_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
so_RB
funny_JJ
-_-
it_PP
's_BEZ
unbelievable_JJ
just_RB
how_WRB
stupid_JJ
they_PP
are_BER
,_,
and_CC
how_WRB
they_PP
can_MD
be_BE
so_RB
oblivious_JJ
to_IN
everything_PN
around_IN
them_PP
._.
the_DT
humour_NN
is_BEZ
certainly_RB
crude_JJ
,_,
but_CC
then_RB
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
are_BER
just_RB
that_DT
;_;
crude_JJ
,_,
lude_???
and_CC
rude_JJ
._.
in_IN
the_DT
end_NN
you_PP
can't_MD
help_VB
but_CC
feel_VB
sorry_JJ
for_IN
them_PP
,_,
a_DT
pair_NN
of_IN
anti-social_JJ
couch_NN
potatoes_NNS
whose_WP$
life_NN
is_BEZ
television_NN
._.
in_IN
this_DT
respect_NN
,_,
and_CC
also_RB
with_IN
regard_NN
to_IN
authority_NN
(_(
such_DT
as_CS
the_DT
fbi_NP
)_)
mike_NP
judge_NN
is_BEZ
quite_RB
critical_JJ
of_IN
amercian_JJ
society_NN
._.
if_CS
you_PP
are_BER
easily_RB
offended_VBN
,_,
or_CC
find_VB
this_DT
pair_NN
particularly_RB
annoying_VBG
,_,
steer_VB
clear_JJ
._.
otherwise_RB
,_,
it_PP
should_MD
keep_VB
you_PP
laughing_VBG
the_DT
whole_JJ
way_NN
through_IN
._.
one_CD
note_NN
of_IN
warning_NN
:_:
don't_DO
take_VB
friends_NNS
who_WP
like_VB
to_TO
imitate_VB
beavis_IN
&_???
butt-head_NN
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
you'll_???
never_RB
hear_VB
the_DT
end_NN
of_IN
it_PP
!_!