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vannesa_NP
kensington_NP
:_:
`_"
austin_NP
,_,
do_DO
you_PP
smoke_VB
after_IN
sex_NN
?_?
'_"
austin_NP
powers_NNS
:_:
`_"
i_PP
don't_DO
know_VB
baby_NN
,_,
i've_???
never_RB
looked_VBN
!_!
'_"
and_CC
so_RB
begins_VBZ
our_PP$
journey_NN
into_IN
the_DT
most_DT
anticipated_JJ
sequel_NN
of_IN
the_DT
summer_NN
season_NN
._.
austin_NP
powers_NNS
1997_CD
,_,
the_DT
sequel_NN
to_IN
the_DT
sleeper_NN
hit_VBD
of_IN
1997_CD
,_,
is_BEZ
filled_VBN
to_IN
the_DT
brim_NN
with_IN
uproarious_JJ
sight_NN
gags_NNS
and_CC
lurid_JJ
toilet_NN
jokes_NNS
that_CS
will_MD
make_VB
you_PP
keel_???
over_IN
with_IN
hilarity_NN
._.
the_DT
mind_NN
of_IN
mike_NP
myers_NP
is_BEZ
obviously_RB
a_DT
very_RB
bizarre_JJ
place_NN
._.
myers_NP
returns_NNS
as_IN
the_DT
swinging_JJ
60_CD
's_NNS
spy_NN
and_CC
his_PP$
arch-nemesis_NN
,_,
the_DT
bald_JJ
headed_JJ
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
,_,
who_WP
is_BEZ
given_VBN
much_DT
of_IN
the_DT
spotlight_NN
here_RB
._.
there_EX
's_BEZ
an_DT
early_JJ
scene_NN
in_IN
which_WDT
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
and_CC
his_PP$
son_NN
scott_NP
(_(
seth_NP
green_JJ
)_)
appear_VB
on_IN
a_DT
jerry_NP
springer_NN
segment_NN
entitled_VBN
`_"
my_PP$
dad_NN
is_BEZ
evil_JJ
and_CC
wants_VBZ
to_TO
take_VB
over_IN
the_DT
world_NN
'_"
,_,
hosted_VBD
by_IN
springer_NN
himself_PPX
._.
most_DT
of_IN
these_DT
talk-show_NN
gags_NNS
,_,
spoofing_VBG
everything_PN
from_IN
oprah_NN
to_IN
regis_NN
and_CC
kathie_NP
lee_NP
,_,
are_BER
no_DT
longer_JJR
as_CS
funny_JJ
as_IN
they_PP
once_RB
were_BED
._.
happily_RB
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
an_DT
exception_NN
,_,
especially_RB
when_CS
a_DT
fight_NN
breaks_VBZ
out_RP
between_IN
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
and_CC
the_DT
other_JJ
guests_NNS
._.
(_(
sample_VB
dialogue-_???
`_"
come_VB
back_RP
here_RB
you_PP
mother_NN
#_???
@_???
%_NN
$_???
^_???
!_!
!_!
you_PP
want_VB
a_DT
piece_NN
of_IN
me_PP
?_?
'_"
)_)
the_DT
audience_NN
was_BEDZ
in_IN
stitches_NNS
._.
there_EX
are_BER
many_DT
good_JJ
things_NNS
about_IN
this_DT
sequel_NN
._.
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
is_BEZ
now_RB
assisted_VBN
by_IN
mini-me_???
(_)
verne_VBN
troyer_NN
)_)
,_,
a_DT
pint-sized_JJ
clone_NN
who_WP
is_BEZ
the_DT
result_NN
of_IN
an_DT
experiment_NN
gone_VBN
awry_RB
._.
mini-me_???
is_BEZ
the_DT
most_DT
perfect_JJ
new_JJ
character_NN
that_CS
any_DT
fan_NN
could_MD
ask_VB
for_IN
,_,
and_CC
troyer_NN
does_DOZ
a_DT
terrific_JJ
job_NN
of_IN
mimicking_VBG
everything_PN
that_CS
his_PP$
big_JJ
brother_NN
does_DOZ
,_,
pinkie_NN
and_CC
all_PDT
._.
mindy_NN
sterling_NN
returns_NNS
as_IN
frau_???
farbissina_NN
,_,
evil_NN
's_POS
loud-mouth_NN
assassin_NN
sidekick_NP
,_,
and_CC
here_RB
we_PP
are_BER
treated_VBN
to_IN
a_DT
brief_JJ
romantic_JJ
liaison_NN
between_IN
the_DT
two_CD
in_IN
an_DT
underground_JJ
bedroom_NN
chamber_NN
._.
this_DT
works_NN
surprisingly_RB
well_RB
._.
afterward_NP
,_,
there_EX
's_BEZ
even_RB
a_DT
meeting_NN
at_IN
the_DT
coffee_NN
machine_NN
,_,
where_CS
their_PP$
awkwardness_NN
is_BEZ
expressed_VBN
in_IN
a_DT
scene_NN
you_PP
would_MD
expect_VB
in_IN
any_DT
normal_JJ
office_NN
environment_NN
._.
oh_UH
,_,
yes_UH
._.
._.
._.
the_DT
plot_NN
._.
after_IN
a_DT
short_JJ
honeymoon_NN
with_IN
vanessa_NP
kensington_NP
(_(
elizabeth_NP
hurley_NN
)_)
that_CS
goes_VBZ
disastrously_RB
wrong_JJ
,_,
powers_NNS
is_BEZ
back_NN
on_IN
the_DT
case_NN
to_IN
thwart_VB
the_DT
diabolical_JJ
plans_NNS
of_IN
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
._.
in_IN
the_DT
original_JJ
,_,
the_DT
subject_NN
of_IN
the_DT
day_NN
was_BEDZ
cryogenic_JJ
freezing_JJ
that_CS
enabled_VBN
the_DT
characters_NNS
to_IN
hop_NN
between_IN
two_CD
time_NN
periods_NNS
._.
here_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
time_NN
travel_NN
._.
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
has_HVZ
this_DT
crazy_JJ
plan_NN
to_IN
steal_VB
austin_NP
's_POS
mojo_???
(_(
the_DT
source_NN
of_IN
his_PP$
sexual_JJ
powers_NNS
)_)
,_,
so_RB
he_PP
jumps_VBZ
through_IN
a_DT
time_NN
portal_NN
back_NN
into_IN
1969_CD
when_CS
powers_NNS
is_BEZ
still_RB
is_BEZ
his_PP$
freezing_JJ
chamber_NN
._.
there_EX
,_,
he_PP
employs_VBZ
a_DT
grotesque_NN
600-pound_IN
scottish_JJ
assassin_NN
named_VBN
fat_JJ
bastard_NN
(_(
also_RB
myers_NP
)_)
to_IN
commandeer_NN
the_DT
mojo_???
,_,
so_CS
that_DT
our_PP$
future_NN
hero_NN
is_BEZ
left_VBN
completely_RB
shagless_NN
._.
meanwhile_RB
,_,
austin_NP
is_BEZ
informed_VBN
of_IN
evil_JJ
's_POS
wrong-doing_NN
by_IN
basil_NP
exposition_NN
(_(
michael_NP
york_NP
)_)
,_,
and_CC
is_BEZ
supplied_VBN
with_IN
his_PP$
very_RB
own_DT
time-traveling_NN
device_NN
in_IN
the_DT
form_NN
of_IN
a_DT
volkswagen_NP
beetle_NN
._.
once_RB
back_NN
in_IN
1969_CD
,_,
powers_NNS
meets_VBZ
a_DT
foxy_JJ
cia_NP
operative_JJ
named_JJ
felicity_NP
shagwell_NP
(_(
heather_NP
graham_NP
)_)
,_,
and_CC
learns_VBZ
of_IN
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
's_BEZ
plans_NNS
to_IN
destroy_VB
washington_NP
dc_NN
with_IN
a_DT
lazer_NN
on_IN
the_DT
moon_NN
._.
in_IN
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
many_DT
uproarious_JJ
jabs_???
at_IN
star_NN
wars_NNS
,_,
evil_JJ
calls_NNS
the_DT
moon_NN
base_NN
a_DT
`_"
death_NN
star_NN
'_"
._.
if_CS
there_EX
ever_RB
was_BEDZ
a_DT
movie_NN
that_CS
knew_VBD
from_IN
the_DT
start_NN
it_PP
was_BEDZ
a_DT
complete_JJ
joke_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
austin_NP
powers_NNS
:_:
the_DT
spy_NN
who_WP
shagged_VBD
me_PP
._.
ap2_???
has_HVZ
many_DT
hilarious_JJ
moments_NNS
,_,
much_DT
more_DT
so_RB
,_,
than_CS
the_DT
original_JJ
austin_NP
powers_NNS
._.
but_CC
what_WDT
it_PP
doesn't_DOZ
have_HV
is_BEZ
the_DT
confident_JJ
support_NN
system_NN
that_CS
the_DT
first_OD
boasted_VBD
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
jokes_NNS
are_BER
now_RB
more_RBR
scattershot_JJ
and_CC
hit-and-miss_NP
._.
while_CS
myers_NP
has_HVZ
a_DT
knack_NN
for_IN
delivering_VBG
clever_JJ
,_,
inspired_JJ
gags_NNS
,_,
he_PP
sometimes_RB
doesn't_DOZ
know_VB
when_CS
to_IN
call_NN
it_PP
quits_VBZ
._.
the_DT
hilarious_JJ
scene_NN
in_IN
the_DT
original_JJ
involving_VBG
mustafa_NP
(_(
will_NN
ferrell_NP
)_)
and_CC
his_PP$
refusal_NN
to_IN
die_VB
is_BEZ
played_VBN
out_RP
here_RB
in_IN
a_DT
disappointing_JJ
and_CC
tired_JJ
manner_NN
._.
robert_NP
wagner_NP
,_,
as_CS
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
's_BEZ
#_???
2_CD
man_NP
,_,
has_HVZ
only_RB
one_CD
scene_NN
early_JJ
on_IN
in_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
where_CS
he_PP
lacks_VBZ
all_PDT
the_DT
focus_NN
of_IN
the_DT
character_NN
._.
one_CD
nice_JJ
surprise_NN
is_BEZ
rob_NP
lowe_NP
,_,
as_CS
the_DT
young_JJ
#_???
2_CD
,_,
who_WP
patterns_NNS
wagner_NP
's_POS
voice_NN
and_CC
movements_NNS
right_JJ
down_IN
to_IN
a_DT
tee_NN
._.
there_EX
are_BER
more_DT
recycled_JJ
jokes_NNS
from_IN
the_DT
predecessor_NN
,_,
including_IN
kristen_NP
johnston_NP
as_IN
ivana_NP
humpalot_NN
(_(
an_DT
unfunny_NN
rendition_NN
of_IN
alotta_NP
fagina_NP
)_)
._.
but_CC
myers_NP
has_HVZ
clearly_RB
put_VBN
so_RB
much_RB
dedication_NN
into_IN
this_DT
project_NN
,_,
and_CC
many_DT
bits_NNS
are_BER
side-splittingly_RB
funny_JJ
._.
don't_DO
miss_VB
an_DT
extended_JJ
visual_JJ
gag_NN
in_IN
a_DT
tent_NN
,_,
where_CS
the_DT
shadows_NNS
leave_VB
much_DT
to_IN
the_DT
imagination_NN
._.
._.
._.
._.
of_IN
the_DT
new_JJ
characters_NNS
,_,
graham_NP
doesn't_DOZ
leave_VB
much_DT
of_IN
an_DT
impression_NN
._.
her_PP
performance_NN
is_BEZ
merely_RB
okay_RB
,_,
and_CC
she_PP
lacks_VBZ
the_DT
gung-ho_JJ
enthusiasm_NN
that_CS
made_VBN
elizabeth_NP
hurley_NN
so_RB
enjoyable_JJ
before_IN
her_PP$
._.
and_CC
as_CS
for_IN
fat_JJ
bastard_NN
._.
._.
._.
well_NN
,_,
he_PP
provides_VBZ
one_CD
or_CC
two_CD
hilarious_JJ
moments_NNS
,_,
but_CC
all_PDT
of_IN
the_DT
obesity_NN
jokes_NNS
and_CC
bathroom_NN
talk_NN
go_VB
too_RB
far_RB
._.
but_CC
my_PP$
most_DT
severe_JJ
complaint_NN
:_:
mr_NN
._.
bigglesworth_NP
was_BEDZ
only_RB
in_IN
one_CD
scene_NN
!_!
!_!
but_CC
,_,
with_IN
gritted_VBD
teeth_NNS
,_,
i_PP
managed_VBD
to_IN
get_VB
over_IN
that_DT
._.
this_DT
sequel_NN
will_MD
not_XNOT
leave_VB
fans_NNS
disappointed_JJ
;_;
it_PP
's_BEZ
more_DT
often_RB
than_CS
not_XNOT
a_DT
laugh_NN
riot_NN
._.
and_CC
,_,
i_PP
look_VB
optimistically_RB
to_IN
the_DT
future_NN
,_,
where_CS
i_PP
foresee_VB
more_DT
installments_NNS
to_IN
the_DT
austin_NP
powers_NNS
collection_NN
._.
if_CS
myers_NP
can_MD
up_IN
the_DT
quota_NN
of_IN
fresh_JJ
ideas_NNS
,_,
we_PP
should_MD
be_BE
in_IN
store_NN
for_IN
much_DT
more_DT
._.
(_)
c_NN
)_)
1999_CD
,_,
jamey_NP
hughton_NP
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
jamey_NP
hughton_NP
(_(
1997_CD
)_)
has_HVZ
written_VBN
a_DT
weekly_JJ
column_NN
in_IN
the_DT
starphoenix_NP
,_,
saskatoon_NN
,_,
sk_???
since_CS
november_NP
,_,
1997_CD
._.
he_PP
was_BEDZ
a_DT
1999_CD
writing_NN
finalist_NN
in_IN
the_DT
canadian_JJ
ytv_???
achievement_NN
awards_NNS
._.