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the_DT
premise_NN
of_IN
the_DT
new_JJ
teen-targeted_JJ
horror_NN
film_NN
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
causes_NNS
a_NN
recollection_NN
of_IN
a_DT
memorable_JJ
`_"
simpsons_NNS
'_"
halloween_IN
episode_NN
._.
after_IN
attempting_VBG
to_IN
repair_NN
a_DT
malfunctioning_NN
toaster_NN
,_,
lovably_RB
ignorant_JJ
patriarch_NN
homer_NP
realizes_VBZ
he_PP
has_HVZ
created_VBN
a_DT
portable_JJ
time-machine_JJ
._.
after_IN
a_DT
trek_???
into_IN
the_DT
cretaceous_JJ
period_NN
,_,
homer_NP
observes_VBZ
that_CS
any_DT
minor_JJ
alteration_NN
made_VBN
there_RB
will_MD
erupt_VB
into_IN
a_DT
starling_NN
chain_NN
of_IN
events_NNS
and_CC
seriously_RB
modify_VB
the_DT
present_JJ
world_NN
._.
again_RB
and_CC
again_RB
,_,
homer_NP
toys_NNS
with_IN
the_DT
master_NN
plan_NN
and_CC
pays_VBZ
dearly_RB
for_IN
it_PP
._.
the_DT
characters_NNS
of_IN
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
have_HV
also_RB
tampered_VBN
with_IN
the_DT
blueprint_NN
schematics_NN
of_IN
their_PP$
existence_NN
-_-
their_PP$
`_"
design_NN
'_"
._.
someone_PN
is_BEZ
after_IN
them_PP
with_IN
the_DT
strict_JJ
intent_NN
of_IN
correcting_VBG
the_DT
mistake_NN
._.
that_CS
someone_PN
is_BEZ
death_NN
._.
you_PP
see_VB
,_,
alex_NP
browning_NP
(_(
devon_NP
sawa_???
)_(
and_CC
six_CD
others_NNS
have_HV
cheated_VBN
the_DT
grim_JJ
reaper_NN
._.
._.
._.
._.
but_NP
the_DT
dude_???
has_HVZ
got_VBD
some_DT
tricks_NNS
up_RP
his_PP$
sleeve_NN
._.
for_IN
a_DT
high_JJ
school_NN
excursion_NN
,_,
alex_NP
's_POS
french_JJ
class_NN
is_BEZ
traveling_VBG
to_TO
paris_NP
by_IN
airline_NN
transport_NN
._.
alex_NP
,_,
tense_JJ
and_CC
neurotic_JJ
,_,
has_HVZ
a_DT
shocking_JJ
premonition_NN
after_IN
boarding_NN
:_:
he_PP
sees_VBZ
the_DT
plane_NN
,_,
and_CC
every_DT
passenger_NN
on_IN
it_PP
,_,
spontaneously_RB
explode_VB
in_IN
mid-air_NN
._.
in_IN
a_DT
panic_NN
of_IN
sheer_JJ
lunacy_NN
,_,
alex_NP
charges_NNS
his_PP$
way_NN
through_IN
the_DT
aisle_NN
and_CC
demands_NNS
removal_NN
from_IN
the_DT
aircraft_NN
._.
after_IN
a_DT
handful_NN
of_IN
others_NNS
(_(
including_IN
one_CD
teacher_NN
)_)
follow_VB
and_CC
are_BER
denied_VBN
admittance_NN
back_NN
onto_IN
the_DT
plane_NN
,_,
the_DT
unwitting_NN
?_?
survivors_NNS
'_"
watch_VB
in_IN
horror_NN
as_IN
the_DT
plane_NN
actually_RB
explodes_VBZ
in_IN
the_DT
drizzling_JJ
night_NN
sky_NN
._.
the_DT
loony_JJ
vision_NN
alex_NP
experiences_NNS
does_DOZ
actually_RB
materialize_VB
._.
but_CC
death_NN
won't_MD
be_BE
cheated_VBN
so_RB
easily_RB
,_,
and_CC
one_CD
by_IN
one_CD
,_,
the_DT
survivors_NNS
of_IN
flight_NN
180_CD
are_BER
offed_VBN
in_IN
mysteriously_RB
gruesome_JJ
circumstances_NNS
._.
the_DT
grisly_JJ
murder_NN
count_NN
baffles_NNS
the_DT
local_JJ
officials_NNS
and_CC
fbi_NP
._.
before_IN
i_PP
delve_VB
into_IN
the_DT
meat_NN
of_IN
the_DT
review_NN
,_,
i'd_???
just_JJ
like_JJ
to_IN
confer_VB
._.
._.
._.
._.
is_BEZ
that_DT
one_CD
helluva_JJ
premise_NN
,_,
or_CC
what_WDT
?_?
`_"
final_NN
destination_NN
'_"
,_,
creepy_JJ
beyond_IN
rational_JJ
comprehension_NN
,_,
probably_RB
reads_VBZ
more_DT
like_IN
an_DT
unsettling_NN
`_"
x-files_NNS
'_"
episode_NN
than_CS
`_"
the_DT
simpsons_NNS
'_"
-_-
therefore_RB
,_,
the_DT
surprise_NN
is_BEZ
minimal_JJ
when_CS
you_PP
discover_VB
the_DT
mutual_JJ
creators_NNS
behind_IN
both_PDT
are_BER
glen_NN
morgan_NP
and_CC
james_NP
wong_???
._.
on_IN
familiar_JJ
turf_NN
,_,
the_DT
task_NN
of_IN
establishing_VBG
footing_NN
is_BEZ
not_XNOT
difficult_JJ
for_IN
morgan_NP
and_CC
wong_???
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
opening_NN
20_CD
minutes_NNS
of_IN
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
reflects_VBZ
that_DT
._.
unlike_IN
most_DT
thrillers_NNS
,_,
the_DT
set-up_NN
is_BEZ
crisp_JJ
and_CC
cool_JJ
._.
you_PP
just_RB
deeply_RB
,_,
sincerely_RB
hope_VB
that_CS
the_DT
momentum_NN
won't_MD
unspool_NN
,_,
leaving_VBG
us_PP
with_IN
a_DT
second-string_NN
effort_NN
with_IN
nothing_PN
but_CC
cheap_JJ
,_,
derivative_JJ
shocks_NNS
._.
young_JJ
viewers_NNS
have_HV
a_DT
palpable_JJ
reason_NN
to_IN
expect_VB
this_RB
kind_NN
of_IN
formula_NN
deterioration_NN
,_,
what_WDT
with_IN
`_"
i_PP
know_VB
what_WDT
you_PP
did_DOD
last_VB
summer_NN
'_"
and_CC
sequel_NN
,_,
`_"
idle_JJ
hands_NNS
'_"
and_CC
--_???
a_DT
movie_NN
with_IN
a_DT
nifty_JJ
premise_NN
that_CS
just_RB
plunged_VBN
like_IN
an_DT
anvil_NN
--_???
`_"
urban_JJ
legend_NN
'_"
._.
after_IN
the_DT
set-up_NN
,_,
when_CS
i_PP
remained_VBD
slouched_JJ
apprehensively_RB
in_IN
my_PP$
chair_NN
,_,
i_PP
started_VBD
to_IN
really_RB
have_HV
fun_NN
with_IN
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
._.
low_JJ
and_CC
behold_VB
,_,
a_DT
teen_NN
thriller_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
actually_RB
unsettling_VBG
,_,
actually_RB
suspenseful_JJ
and_CC
--_???
yes_UH
--_???
actually_RB
intelligent_JJ
._.
some_DT
splotty_JJ
logic_NN
and_CC
a_DT
heap_NN
of_IN
characteristic_NN
genre_NN
flaws_NNS
aside_RB
,_,
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
among_IN
the_DT
most_DT
refreshing_JJ
and_CC
all-out_JJ
enjoyable_JJ
horror_NN
movies_NNS
to_IN
submerge_NP
since_CS
the_DT
cutting-edge_JJ
`_"
scream_NN
'_"
in_IN
1996_CD
._.
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
stimulates_VBZ
the_DT
nerves_NNS
and_CC
offers_NNS
a_DT
exhilarating_JJ
retaliation_NN
strike_NN
against_IN
all_PDT
the_DT
blood-spattered_JJ
slasher_NN
crap_NN
we've_???
endured_VBD
throughout_IN
the_DT
past_NN
few_DT
years_NNS
._.
not_XNOT
that_CS
the_DT
characters_NNS
are_BER
that_DT
good_JJ
._.
sawa_???
is_BEZ
game_NN
as_IN
alex_NP
,_,
a_DT
connect-the-dots_NNS
personality_NN
that_CS
we_PP
never_RB
fully_RB
comprehend_VB
._.
in_IN
addition_NN
,_,
the_DT
survivors_NNS
are_BER
endearing_JJ
geek_???
tod_???
(_(
chad_NP
e_NN
._.
donella_NN
)_)
,_,
jocky_JJ
control-freak_NN
carter_NP
(_(
kerr_NP
smith_NP
of_IN
`_"
dawson_NP
's_POS
creek_NN
'_"
)_)
,_,
carter_NP
's_POS
ditzy_???
girlfriend_NN
terry_NP
(_(
amanda_NN
detmer_NN
)_)
,_,
the_DT
none-too-subtly_RB
named_VBN
billy_NP
hitchcock_NP
(_(
seann_NP
william_NP
scott_NP
,_,
supplier_NN
of_IN
lukewarm_JJ
comic_NN
relief_NN
)_)
and_CC
a_DT
lone_JJ
teacher_NN
-_-
the_DT
emotionally_RB
delicate_JJ
ms_NN
._.
lewton_NP
(_(
kristin_NP
cloke_NP
)_)
._.
aside_RB
from_IN
alex_NP
,_,
the_DT
primary_JJ
center_NN
of_IN
interest_NN
is_BEZ
intended_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
ali_NP
larter_NN
(_(
`_"
varsity_NN
blues_NNS
'_"
)_)
,_,
playing_VBG
an_DT
abstract_JJ
character_NN
named_VBN
clear_JJ
rivers_NNS
(_(
what_WDT
were_BED
her_PP
parents_NNS
thinking_VBG
?_?
!_!
?_?
)_(
._.
the_DT
personality_NN
of_IN
clear_JJ
is_BEZ
written_VBN
with_IN
such_DT
a_DT
vague_JJ
,_,
nebulous_JJ
definition_NN
that_CS
she_PP
resembles_VBZ
a_DT
walking_NN
flash-card_NN
saying_VBG
`_"
hello_UH
,_,
i_PP
am_BEM
the_DT
offbeat_NN
character_NN
designed_VBN
to_IN
identify_VB
with_IN
the_DT
main_JJ
character_NN
's_POS
plight_NN
!_!
'_"
toss_VB
a_DT
few_DT
stereotypical_JJ
fbi_NP
agents_NNS
(_(
daniel_NP
roebuck_NP
and_CC
roger_NP
guenveur_NN
smith_NP
)_)
and_CC
a_DT
._.
._.
._.
._.
ummm_???
._.
._.
._.
`_"
spiritual_JJ
'_"
mortician_JJ
(_(
former_DT
`_"
candyman_NN
'_"
tony_NP
todd_NP
)_)
into_IN
the_DT
mix_NN
,_,
and_CC
you_PP
have_HV
what_WDT
could_MD
be_BE
another_DT
generic_JJ
teenage_JJ
frightfest_NN
with_IN
slicing_VBG
,_,
dicing_VBG
and_CC
assorted_JJ
disembowelments_NNS
._.
not_XNOT
so_RB
._.
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
has_HVZ
no_DT
slicing_VBG
and_CC
dicing_VBG
,_,
or_CC
at_IN
least_DT
none_PN
dealt_VBN
by_IN
a_DT
human_JJ
killer_NN
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
thought_NN
of_IN
death_NN
itself_PPX
as_IN
the_DT
unseen_JJ
stalker_NP
is_BEZ
unique_JJ
and_CC
frightening_JJ
._.
the_DT
extra_JJ
dimension_NN
of_IN
disconcerting_JJ
irony_NN
rejuvenates_NNS
the_DT
decaying_JJ
?_?
murderer-on-the-loose_VB
'_"
concept_NN
,_,
with_IN
assistance_NN
from_IN
a_DT
shrewd_JJ
,_,
intelligently_RB
paced_VBD
screenplay_NN
by_IN
morgan_NP
,_,
wong_???
and_CC
jeffrey_NP
reddick_NP
._.
the_DT
plot_NN
twists_NNS
are_BER
fun_JJ
and_CC
clever_JJ
without_IN
toppling_VBG
into_IN
utter_JJ
absurdity_NN
(_(
listen_VB
up_RP
,_,
`_"
reindeer_NN
games_NNS
'_"
)_)
._.
but_CC
i_PP
suppose_VB
the_DT
most_DT
satisfying_JJ
aspect_NN
of_IN
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
is_BEZ
the_DT
murder_NN
scenes_NNS
._.
creative_JJ
,_,
resourceful_JJ
and_CC
breathlessly_RB
inventive_JJ
,_,
the_DT
death_NN
sequences_NNS
involve_VB
an_DT
unlikely_JJ
string_NN
of_IN
events_NNS
leading_VBG
to_IN
a_DT
character_NN
's_POS
demise_NN
._.
what_WDT
will_MD
trigger_VB
the_DT
accident_NN
?_?
will_MD
it_PP
be_BE
the_DT
john_NP
denver_NP
record_NN
,_,
just_RB
put_VB
on_IN
to_IN
play_NN
`_"
rocky_JJ
mountain_NN
high_JJ
'_"
?_?
(_)
yeah_UH
,_,
sick_JJ
humor_NN
)_)
._.
will_MD
it_PP
be_BE
the_DT
leaking_VBG
toilet_NN
?_?
the_DT
falling_JJ
fishing_NN
reel_NN
in_IN
the_DT
corner_NN
?_?
the_DT
murders_NNS
are_BER
startling_JJ
and_CC
largely_RB
unforeseen_IN
,_,
including_IN
one_CD
surprise_NN
incident_NN
that_CS
made_VBN
the_DT
audience_NN
jump_NN
out_RP
of_IN
their_PP$
seats_NNS
and_CC
giggle_NN
nervously_RB
for_IN
roughly_RB
a_DT
minute_NN
afterward_NN
._.
a_DT
sense_NN
of_IN
giddy_JJ
unpredictability_NN
is_BEZ
added_VBN
with_IN
this_DT
inventive_JJ
approach_NN
._.
it_PP
gets_VBZ
sorta_NP
tasteless_NN
and_CC
cheap_JJ
sometimes_RB
,_,
but_CC
who_WP
cares_VBZ
?_?
it_PP
's_BEZ
fun_JJ
._.
in_IN
that_DT
simple_JJ
regard_NN
,_,
`_"
final_JJ
destination_NN
'_"
is_BEZ
my_PP$
cup_NN
of_IN
tea_NN
._.
this_DT
stylishly_RB
executed_VBN
thriller_NN
,_,
although_CS
tagged_VBN
with_IN
laughable_JJ
circumstances_NNS
and_CC
the_DT
occasional_JJ
snippet_NN
of_IN
lame_???
dialogue_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
an_DT
immensely_RB
entertaining_JJ
jaunt_NN
to_IN
the_DT
dark_JJ
side_NN
._.
after_IN
the_DT
show_NN
,_,
it_PP
will_MD
also_RB
have_HV
an_DT
frightening_JJ
impact_NN
on_IN
you_PP
._.
when_CS
will_MD
your_PP$
?_?
design_NN
'_"
expire_VB
?_?
is_BEZ
death_NN
waiting_VBG
around_IN
the_DT
corner_NN
?_?
the_DT
`_"
final_JJ
'_"
effect_NN
is_BEZ
a_DT
major_JJ
case_NN
of_IN
the_DT
heebie-jeebies_NNS
._.