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you'd_???
think_NN
it_PP
would_MD
be_BE
easy_JJ
to_TO
spoof_JJ
star_NN
trek_???
,_,
but_CC
try_VB
spoofing_VBG
it_PP
without_IN
cruelly_RB
mocking_JJ
it_PP
._.
that_CS
's_BEZ
a_DT
bit_NN
more_DT
difficult_JJ
._.
the_DT
farfetched_JJ
sci-fi_???
series_NN
is_BEZ
,_,
after_IN
all_PDT
,_,
enormously_RB
popular_JJ
,_,
what_WDT
with_IN
its_PP$
gigantic_JJ
fan_NN
base_NN
and_CC
ongoing_JJ
installments_NNS
both_RB
on_IN
television_NN
and_CC
in_IN
movies_NNS
._.
if_CS
you're_???
not_XNOT
nice_JJ
to_TO
it_NN
,_,
you_PP
lose_VB
._.
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
is_BEZ
to_TO
star_VB
trek_???
what_WDT
mel_NP
brooks_NP
's_POS
spaceballs_NNS
was_BEDZ
to_TO
star_VB
wars_NNS
,_,
an_DT
affectionate_JJ
,_,
riotously_RB
funny_JJ
parody_PN
that_CS
freely_RB
takes_VBZ
jabs_???
at_IN
various_JJ
elements_NNS
of_IN
its_PP$
subject_NN
but_CC
never_RB
seems_VBZ
mean-spirited_JJ
or_CC
malintentioned_JJ
._.
"_"
the_DT
show_NN
's_POS
been_BEN
cancelled_VBD
,_,
but_CC
the_DT
journey_NN
is_BEZ
far_RB
from_IN
over_IN
._.
"_"
that_CS
is_BEZ
the_DT
current_JJ
tagline_JJ
of_IN
"_"
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
,_,
"_"
a_DT
star_NN
trek_???
-_-
type_NN
show_NN
that_CS
's_BEZ
no_DT
longer_JJR
produced_VBD
but_CC
lives_NNS
on_IN
forever_RB
in_IN
reruns_NNS
._.
it_PP
also_RB
lives_VBZ
on_IN
in_IN
conventions_NNS
,_,
gatherings_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
show_NN
's_POS
obsessive_JJ
fans_NNS
who_WP
never_RB
fail_VB
to_IN
dress_NN
in_IN
"_"
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
"_"
costumes_NNS
and_CC
ask_VB
absurdly_RB
logical_JJ
questions_NNS
about_IN
its_PP$
delirious_JJ
technobabble_JJ
._.
jason_NP
nesmith_NP
(_(
tim_NP
allen_NP
)_)
played_VBD
"_"
commander_NN
peter_NP
quincy_NN
taggart_NP
"_"
on_IN
the_DT
show_NN
and_CC
is_BEZ
the_DT
only_RB
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
cast_NN
who_WP
still_RB
gets_VBZ
excited_JJ
about_IN
the_DT
gigs_???
they_PP
have_HV
to_TO
do_DO
._.
the_DT
attitudes_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
rest_NN
--_???
tommy_NP
webber_NP
(_(
daryl_NP
mitchell_NP
,_,
gwen_NP
demarco_???
(_(
sigourney_JJ
weaver_NP
)_)
,_,
fred_NP
kwan_???
(_(
tony_NP
shalhoub_???
)_(
and_CC
alexander_NP
dane_NN
(_(
alan_NP
rickman_NN
)_)
--_???
range_NN
from_IN
indifference_NN
to_IN
utter_JJ
contempt_NN
._.
dane_NN
,_,
who_WP
played_VBD
a_DT
spock-like_NN
alien_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
especially_RB
disgusted_JJ
,_,
considering_VBG
himself_PPX
above_IN
his_PP$
demeaning_NN
job_NN
and_CC
stubbornly_RB
refusing_VBG
to_IN
recite_VB
his_PP$
character_NN
's_POS
cheesy_NN
trademark_NN
line_NN
"_"
by_IN
grabthar_NP
's_POS
hammer_NN
,_,
you_PP
shall_MD
be_BE
avenged_VBN
"_"
(_(
or_CC
something_PN
like_IN
that_DT
)_)
for_CS
his_PP$
die-hard_NN
fans_NNS
._.
one_CD
day_NN
,_,
nesmith_NP
is_BEZ
greeted_VBN
by_IN
an_DT
especially_RB
fanatical_JJ
group_NN
of_IN
"_"
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
"_"
followers_NNS
._.
they_PP
are_BER
actually_RB
aliens_NNS
from_IN
a_DT
planet_NN
known_VBN
as_IN
thermia_NN
._.
they_PP
have_HV
mistaken_VBN
the_DT
"_"
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
"_"
episodes_NNS
for_IN
historical_JJ
documentation_NN
of_IN
actual_JJ
heroic_JJ
space_NN
travel_NN
._.
the_DT
next_OD
day_NN
,_,
the_DT
thermians_NNS
whisk_NN
nesmith_NP
away_RB
to_IN
a_DT
spaceship_NN
to_IN
help_NN
them_PP
defeat_VB
the_DT
evil_JJ
sarris_NP
(_(
named_VBN
,_,
in_IN
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
only_JJ
mean-spirited_JJ
gags_NNS
,_,
after_IN
village_NN
voice_NN
film_NN
critic_NN
andrew_NP
sarris_NP
)_)
._.
nesmith_NP
thinks_VBZ
it_PP
is_BEZ
only_RB
an_DT
elaborate_JJ
gig_???
,_,
and_CC
sort_NN
of_IN
blows_VBZ
it_NN
off_IN
,_,
but_CC
when_CS
he_PP
is_BEZ
transported_VBN
--_???
or_CC
i_NN
should_MD
say_VB
shot_NN
--_???
back_NN
to_IN
earth_NN
in_IN
a_DT
rather_RB
celestial_JJ
manner_NN
,_,
he_PP
believes_VBZ
._.
next_OD
thing_NN
the_DT
cast_NN
knows_VBZ
,_,
they_PP
are_BER
being_BEG
dragged_VBN
by_IN
nesmith_NP
to_IN
this_DT
spaceship_NN
._.
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
they_PP
all_PDT
think_VB
he_PP
is_BEZ
out_RP
of_IN
his_PP$
mind_NN
and_CC
once_RB
he_PP
does_DOZ
convince_VB
them_PP
that_CS
there_EX
really_RB
is_BEZ
a_DT
spaceship_NN
,_,
what_WDT
they_PP
want_VB
to_TO
do_DO
is_BEZ
get_VB
out_RP
of_IN
there_RB
as_CS
fast_JJ
as_IN
the_DT
transporters_NNS
will_MD
take_VB
them_PP
._.
but_CC
after_IN
some_DT
persuading_VBG
,_,
they_PP
stay_VB
on_IN
to_IN
fight_NN
the_DT
icky_???
sarris_NN
and_CC
find_VB
a_DT
way_NN
to_IN
provide_VB
a_NP
peaceful_JJ
existance_NN
for_IN
the_DT
flailing_JJ
thermians_NNS
._.
i_PP
was_BEDZ
quite_RB
surprised_JJ
how_WRB
well_NN
this_RB
comedy_NN
,_,
which_WDT
came_VBD
off_IN
as_IN
utterly_RB
brainless_NN
from_IN
its_PP$
marketing_NN
campaign_NN
,_,
worked_VBD
._.
taking_VBG
shots_NNS
at_IN
both_PDT
the_DT
obvious_JJ
and_CC
not-so-obvious_JJ
elements_NNS
of_IN
star_NN
trek_???
and_CC
its_PP$
fandom_NN
,_,
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
never_RB
goes_VBZ
for_IN
cheap_JJ
laughs_NNS
,_,
opting_VBG
instead_RB
for_IN
broad_JJ
but_CC
smart_JJ
parody_NN
._.
nothing_PN
is_BEZ
safe_JJ
--_???
not_XNOT
the_DT
cliches_NNS
,_,
not_XNOT
the_DT
fans_NNS
,_,
not_XNOT
the_DT
absurd_JJ
taglines_NNS
--_???
but_CC
on_IN
the_DT
other_JJ
hand_NN
,_,
everything_PN
is_BEZ
safe_JJ
,_,
since_CS
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
treats_VBZ
its_PP$
subject_NN
with_IN
utter_JJ
respect_NN
and_CC
sometimes_RB
even_RB
subtle_JJ
admiration_NN
._.
the_DT
highlight_NN
of_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
tony_NP
shalhoub_???
's_BEZ
fred_NP
a_NN
._.
k_NN
._.
a_DT
._.
tech_NN
sergeant_NN
chen_NP
who_WP
,_,
when_CS
in_IN
character_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
the_DT
complete_JJ
opposite_JJ
of_IN
scotty_JJ
from_IN
the_DT
original_JJ
star_NN
trek_???
._.
while_CS
scotty_JJ
,_,
who_WP
was_BEDZ
the_DT
technician_JJ
for_IN
the_DT
enterprise_NN
would_MD
constantly_RB
yell_???
"_"
i_NN
need_NN
more_DT
power_NN
down_IN
here_RB
captain_NN
!_!
"_"
,_,
chen_NP
's_POS
cry_NN
for_IN
help_NN
is_BEZ
more_DT
to_TO
the_DT
tune_NN
of_IN
"_"
the_DT
core_NN
,_,
like_IN
,_,
won't_MD
take_VB
it_PP
or_CC
something_PN
._.
"_"
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
hoot_NN
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
doesn't_DOZ
stop_VB
there_RB
:_:
weaver_NP
,_,
whose_WP$
character_NN
has_HVZ
the_DT
menial_JJ
task_NN
of_IN
repeating_JJ
everything_PN
the_DT
computer_NN
says_VBZ
and_CC
rickman_NN
,_,
with_IN
his_PP$
relentlessly_RB
holier-than-thou_???
attitude_NN
aren't_BER
far_RB
behind_IN
._.
galaxy_NN
quest_NN
succeeds_VBZ
as_IN
a_DT
funny_JJ
parody_NN
of_IN
star_NN
trek_???
and_CC
while_NN
it_PP
's_BEZ
not_XNOT
a_DT
masterpiece_NN
--_???
it_NN
tends_VBZ
to_IN
falter_VB
in_IN
its_PP$
more_DT
serious_JJ
moments_NNS
--_???
it_NN
is_BEZ
immensely_RB
entertaining_JJ
fluff_NN
and_CC
excellent_JJ
counterprogramming_NN
to_IN
all_PDT
the_DT
sober_JJ
oscar_NP
contenders_NNS
being_NN
released_VBN
this_DT
holiday_NN
season_NN
._.
by_IN
grabthar_NP
's_POS
hammer_NN
,_,
this_DT
is_BEZ
a_DT
hell_NN
of_IN
a_DT
movie_NN
._.