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razor_NN
blade_NN
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running_VBG
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part_NN
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vancouver_NP
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film_NN
festival_NN
played_VBD
october_NP
1998_CD
and_CC
1998_CD
,_,
1998_CD
._.
official_JJ
release_NN
:_:
halloween_IN
reviewed_VBN
by_IN
vince_NP
yim_VB
`_"
you_PP
think_VB
you_PP
know_VB
all_PDT
about_IN
vampires_NNS
._.
._.
._.
believe_VB
me_PP
._.
._.
._.
you_PP
know_VB
f_NN
*_???
ck_???
all_RB
._.
'_"
with_IN
these_DT
words_NNS
,_,
we_PP
are_BER
brought_VBN
into_IN
the_DT
world_NN
of_IN
a_DT
sultry_NN
vampire_NN
seductress_NN
by_IN
the_DT
name_NN
of_IN
lilith_NP
silver_NN
(_(
played_VBN
by_IN
eileen_NP
daly_???
)_(
._.
made_VBD
into_IN
an_DT
immortal_JJ
a_DT
century_NN
and_CC
a_DT
half_NN
ago_RB
by_IN
the_DT
sinister_JJ
ethan_NP
blake_NP
,_,
she_PP
continues_VBZ
to_IN
alleviate_VB
boredom_NN
with_IN
her_PP$
state_NN
of_IN
being_BEG
._.
so_CS
,_,
what_WDT
's_BEZ
an_DT
undead_NN
girl_NN
to_IN
do_DO
,_,
except_CS
squeeze_NN
into_IN
the_DT
tightest_NN
fitting_NN
clothes_NNS
possible_JJ
,_,
get_VB
out_RP
her_PP$
guns_NNS
,_,
seduce_VB
a_DT
few_DT
guys_NNS
,_,
and_CC
kill_VB
a_DT
few_DT
people_NN
for_IN
money_NN
and_CC
blood_NN
?_?
with_IN
that_DT
out_RP
of_IN
the_DT
way_NN
,_,
let_VB
me_PP
say_VB
this_DT
._.
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
bad_JJ
._.
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
really_RB
,_,
really_RB
bad_JJ
._.
yet_RB
somehow_RB
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
strangely_RB
enjoyable_JJ
._.
with_IN
all_PDT
the_DT
elements_NNS
of_IN
a_DT
direct_JJ
to_IN
video_NN
horror_NN
flick_NN
?_?
buxom_JJ
babes_NNS
,_,
gore_NP
,_,
cheesy_NN
dialogue_NN
,_,
and_CC
bad_JJ
acting_JJ
?_?
any_DT
casual_JJ
film_NN
viewer_NN
would_MD
be_BE
more_DT
inclined_JJ
to_IN
spend_NN
their_PP$
money_NN
on_IN
renting_VBG
innocent_JJ
blood_NN
or_CC
going_VBG
to_IN
see_NN
blade_NN
._.
still_RB
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
considered_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
finest_JJS
british_JJ
vampire_NN
film_NN
._.
agreed_VBN
,_,
it_PP
might_MD
be_BE
,_,
but_CC
is_BEZ
far_RB
from_IN
being_BEG
the_DT
best_JJS
vampire_NN
flick_NN
ever_RB
._.
period_NN
._.
razor_NN
blade_NN
smile_NN
has_HVZ
some_DT
rather_RB
high_JJ
production_NN
values_NNS
,_,
shown_VBN
by_IN
the_DT
nice_JJ
overall_JJ
tone_NN
to_IN
the_DT
film_NN
._.
the_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
also_RB
a_DT
bit_NN
of_IN
a_DT
departure_NN
from_IN
popular_JJ
vampire_NN
lore_NN
,_,
with_IN
a_DT
vampire_NN
that_CS
can_MD
go_VB
out_RP
in_IN
broad_JJ
daylight_NN
without_IN
disintegrating_JJ
,_,
doesn't_DOZ
sleep_VB
in_IN
a_DT
coffin_NN
(_(
but_CC
leaves_NNS
one_CD
next_OD
to_IN
her_PP$
computer_NN
)_)
,_,
and_CC
sees_VBZ
religion_NN
as_IN
the_DT
`_"
opium_NN
of_IN
the_DT
peoples_NNS
'_"
(_(
hence_RB
,_,
immunity_NN
to_IN
crosses_NNS
)_)
._.
but_CC
aside_RB
from_IN
that_DT
,_,
it_PP
doesn't_DOZ
stray_JJ
too_RB
far_RB
away_RB
from_IN
horror_NN
film_NN
conventions_NNS
._.
that_CS
is_BEZ
,_,
unless_CS
that_DT
is_BEZ
intentional_JJ
._.
razor_NN
blade_NN
smile_NN
literally_RB
goes_VBZ
for_IN
the_DT
throat_NN
,_,
then_RB
pumps_NNS
the_DT
wound_NN
full_JJ
of_IN
processed_JJ
cheese_NN
._.
you_PP
can't_MD
help_VB
but_CC
laugh_VB
when_CS
a_DT
female_JJ
vampire_NN
gets_VBZ
decapitated_VBN
and_CC
her_PP$
severed_JJ
head_NN
goes_VBZ
flying_JJ
into_IN
a_DT
puddle_NN
._.
you'll_???
laugh_NN
even_JJ
harder_JJR
at_IN
the_DT
hideously_RB
contrived_JJ
situations_NNS
(_(
to_IN
distract_VB
two_CD
female_JJ
guards_NNS
,_,
lilith_NP
tosses_VBZ
a_DT
cellular_JJ
phone_NN
towards_IN
them_PP
and_CC
dials_VBZ
the_DT
number_NN
)_)
._.
you'll_???
laugh_NN
the_DT
hardest_JJS
when_CS
a_DT
murder_NN
witness_NN
recants_NNS
the_DT
tale_NN
and_CC
suddenly_RB
starts_VBZ
sobbing_VBG
uncontrollably_RB
._.
and_CC
then_RB
,_,
there_EX
's_BEZ
the_DT
sudden_JJ
twist_NN
ending_NN
(_(
i_PP
have_HV
enough_RB
heart_NN
not_XNOT
to_TO
give_VB
it_PP
away_RB
)_)
._.
the_DT
film_NN
refuses_VBZ
to_IN
take_VB
itself_PPX
seriously_RB
,_,
which_WDT
is_BEZ
a_DT
good_JJ
thing_NN
,_,
as_CS
by_IN
the_DT
time_NN
lilith_NP
zips_NNS
up_RP
her_PP$
skin-tight_NN
body_NN
suit_NN
and_CC
then_RB
unzips_NNS
it_PP
just_RB
to_IN
show_NN
the_DT
right_NN
amount_NN
of_IN
cleavage_NN
,_,
you've_???
most_DT
likely_JJ
forgotten_VBN
the_DT
main_JJ
point_NN
of_IN
the_DT
story_NN
._.
but_CC
in_IN
case_NN
you_PP
really_RB
care_VB
,_,
she_PP
's_BEZ
been_BEN
assigned_VBN
to_IN
kill_NN
a_DT
bunch_NN
of_IN
people_NN
who_WP
belong_VB
to_TO
the_DT
so-called_JJ
illuminati_NP
,_,
and_CC
she_PP
's_BEZ
leaving_VBG
a_DT
huge_JJ
mess_NN
behind_IN
for_IN
the_DT
police_NNS
to_IN
find_NN
._.
as_CS
much_DT
as_IN
my_PP$
criticisms_NNS
,_,
this_DT
movie_NN
works_NN
best_JJS
as_CS
a_DT
guilty_JJ
pleasure_NN
or_CC
as_IN
a_DT
film_NN
that_CS
you_PP
watch_VB
with_IN
your_PP$
friends_NNS
and_CC
within_IN
groups_NNS
._.
almost_RB
destined_VBN
for_IN
cult-status_NN
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
campy_???
,_,
cheesy_NN
overtones_NNS
actually_RB
work_VB
towards_IN
the_DT
film_NN
._.
while_CS
this_DT
may_MD
not_XNOT
necessarily_RB
be_BE
the_DT
film_NN
you'd_???
want_NN
to_IN
be_BE
seen_VBN
watching_VBG
by_IN
yourself_PPX
,_,
it_PP
makes_VBZ
for_IN
a_DT
fun_NN
time_NN
at_IN
the_DT
movies_NNS
._.