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in_IN
zoolander_NN
,_,
the_DT
world_NN
's_POS
most_DT
successful_JJ
,_,
influential_JJ
and_CC
intellectually-challenged_JJ
male_JJ
model_NN
derek_NP
zoolander_NN
wonders_NNS
,_,
"_"
is_BEZ
there_EX
more_DT
to_TO
life_NN
than_CS
being_BEG
really_RB
really_RB
really_RB
good_JJ
looking_VBG
?_?
"_"
obviously_RB
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
creator_NN
and_CC
star_NN
ben_NP
stiller_NP
asked_VBD
a_DT
similar_JJ
question_NN
when_CS
crafting_VBG
a_DT
feature-length_NN
movie_NN
out_RP
of_IN
his_PP$
hilarious_JJ
vh1_???
/_SYM
vogue_NN
fashion_NN
awards_NNS
short-film_NN
subject_NN
:_:
can_MD
there_EX
be_BE
more_DT
to_TO
this_RB
film_NN
than_CS
being_BEG
really_RB
really_RB
really_RB
silly_JJ
?_?
no_DT
,_,
of_IN
course_NN
not_XNOT
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
never_RB
aspires_VBZ
to_IN
be_BE
anything_PN
more_DT
._.
much_DT
like_IN
derek_NP
,_,
zoolander_NN
is_BEZ
a_DT
sweet_JJ
simpleton_NN
of_IN
a_DT
movie_NN
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
not_XNOT
complex_JJ
in_IN
either_DT
its_PP$
social_JJ
commentary_NN
or_CC
its_PP$
comedy_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
never_RB
produces_VBZ
any_DT
gut-busting_NN
laughs_VBZ
(_)
except_IN
maybe_RB
a_DT
scene_NN
when_CS
derek_NP
's_POS
model_NN
roommates_NNS
all_PDT
die_VB
in_IN
a_DT
tragic_JJ
"_"
gasoline_JJ
fight_NN
"_"
accident_NN
--_???
a_NN
riotously_JJ
funny_JJ
take-off_NN
of_IN
tommy_NP
hilfiger_NN
ads_???
)_(
._.
but_CC
it_PP
has_HVZ
a_DT
satisfying_JJ
handful_NN
of_IN
strong_JJ
chuckles_NNS
,_,
wild_JJ
characters_NNS
and_CC
performances_NNS
,_,
and_CC
mildly_RB
harsh_JJ
potshots_NNS
at_IN
the_DT
fashion_NN
industry_NN
to_IN
keep_VB
you_PP
amused_JJ
._.
better_JJR
yet_RB
,_,
this_DT
exaggerated_JJ
version_NN
of_IN
the_DT
original_JJ
three-minute_NN
skit_???
is_BEZ
only_JJ
blown_VBN
out_RP
to_IN
an_DT
efficient_JJ
95_CD
minutes_NNS
--_???
just_JJ
enough_DT
time_NN
to_IN
string_NN
together_RB
its_PP$
goofball_NN
plot_NN
without_IN
exhausting_JJ
the_DT
gag_NN
._.
zoolander_NN
opens_VBZ
with_IN
several_DT
fashion_NN
bigwigs_NNS
plotting_VBG
to_IN
assassinate_JJ
the_DT
prime_JJ
minister_NN
of_IN
malaysia_NP
,_,
since_CS
he_PP
wants_VBZ
to_IN
abolish_VB
child_NN
labor_NP
in_IN
his_PP$
country_NN
and_CC
thus_RB
driving_VBG
up_RP
their_PP$
costs_NNS
._.
fashion_NN
designer_NN
and_CC
criminal_JJ
mastermind_IN
jacobim_???
mugatu_???
(_(
will_MD
ferrell_JJ
)_(
drafts_NNS
a_DT
plan_NN
to_IN
brainwash_VB
the_DT
dumbest_NN
fashion_NN
model_NN
to_IN
carry_VB
out_RP
the_DT
evil_JJ
deed_NN
._.
enter_VB
derek_NP
,_,
whose_WP$
career_NN
is_BEZ
slumping_VBG
as_IN
newcomer_NN
hansel_NN
(_(
owen_NP
wilson_NP
)_)
takes_VBZ
the_DT
spotlight_NN
._.
on_IN
the_DT
trail_NN
of_IN
mugatu_???
's_NNS
plot_VB
is_BEZ
time_NN
magazine_NN
reporter_NN
matilda_NP
jeffries_NNS
(_(
stiller_NN
's_POS
real-life_JJ
wife_NN
christine_NP
taylor_NP
)_)
,_,
and_CC
she_PP
's_BEZ
hoping_VBG
to_TO
use_VB
mugatu_???
's_BEZ
pawn_NN
derek_NP
to_IN
ultimately_RB
foil_NN
the_DT
scheme_NN
._.
much_DT
like_IN
the_DT
austin_NP
powers_NNS
films_NNS
,_,
zoolander_NN
relies_VBZ
heavily_RB
on_IN
the_DT
strength_NN
of_IN
the_DT
talent_NN
involved_JJ
,_,
and_CC
this_DT
zany_JJ
comedy_NN
features_NNS
some_DT
of_IN
the_DT
funniest_JJS
people_NN
in_IN
entertainment_NN
today_RB
._.
wilson_NP
is_BEZ
hysterical_JJ
as_CS
the_DT
young_JJ
,_,
vain_JJ
hansel_NN
._.
ferrell_NP
nearly_RB
steals_VBZ
the_DT
show_NN
from_IN
everyone_PN
as_IN
the_DT
flamboyant_JJ
,_,
freakish_JJ
mugatu_???
in_CD
the_DT
same_DT
way_NN
dr_NN
._.
evil_JJ
upstages_NNS
everyone_PN
in_IN
austin_NP
powers_NNS
._.
jerry_NP
stiller_NP
--_???
ben_NP
's_MD
dad_NN
who_NP
's_POS
best_JJS
remembered_VBD
as_IN
frank_NP
costanza_NN
of_IN
seinfeld_NP
--_???
makes_VBZ
a_NN
priceless_NN
turn_NN
as_IN
derek_NP
's_POS
slimy_JJ
agent_NN
maury_NN
ballstein_NP
._.
even_RB
ben_NP
stiller_NP
show_VB
alum_???
andy_NP
dick_NP
shows_VBZ
up_RP
as_IN
a_DT
deranged_JJ
,_,
large-assed_JJ
masseuse_NN
._.
as_CS
for_IN
ben_NP
stiller_NP
,_,
it_PP
seems_VBZ
his_PP$
derek_NP
has_HVZ
one_CD
gag_NN
:_:
he_PP
's_BEZ
stupid_JJ
,_,
which_WDT
plays_VBZ
out_RP
in_IN
some_DT
uproarious_JJ
one-liners_NNS
._.
unfortunately_RB
,_,
taylor_NP
seems_VBZ
out_RP
of_IN
place_NN
and_CC
out_RP
of_IN
her_PP$
league_NN
here_RB
._.
maybe_RB
it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
because_CS
i_PP
can't_MD
stop_VB
seeing_VBG
her_PP$
as_RB
marcia_FW
brady_NP
(_(
who_WP
she_PP
played_VBD
in_IN
both_PDT
brady_NP
movies_NNS
)_)
,_,
making_VBG
her_PP$
unbelievable_JJ
as_IN
a_DT
dowdy_???
,_,
brainy_NN
plain_JJ
jane_NP
who_WP
hasn't_HVZ
had_HVD
sex_NN
in_IN
two_CD
years_NNS
._.
she_PP
leaves_VBZ
me_PP
pining_VBG
for_IN
the_DT
cynicism_NN
of_IN
janeane_NP
garofolo_???
,_,
who_WP
would've_???
added_JJ
real_JJ
comic_NN
substance_NN
to_IN
the_DT
flimsy_JJ
role_NN
._.
while_CS
zoolander_NN
is_BEZ
hardly_RB
highbrow_JJ
,_,
its_PP$
screwball_NN
humor_NN
is_BEZ
welcome_JJ
during_IN
these_DT
trying_VBG
times_NNS
,_,
especially_RB
considering_VBG
the_DT
gross_JJ
lack_NN
of_IN
decent_JJ
pickings_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
theaters_NNS
these_DT
days_NNS
._.
zoolander_NN
's_POS
no_DT
masterpiece_NN
,_,
but_CC
a_DT
very_RB
worthy_JJ
distraction_NN
._.
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