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the_DT
premise_NN
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,_,
if_CS
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._.
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(_(
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dr_NN
._.
clayton_NP
forrester_NP
)_)
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an_DT
average-joe_???
(_(
michael_NP
j_NN
._.
nelson_NP
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mike_NP
nelson_NP
)_)
into_IN
space_NN
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the_DT
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ever_RB
made_VBN
._.
why_WRB
?_?
it_PP
's_BEZ
torturous_JJ
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
maniacal_JJ
,_,
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it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
plain_JJ
fun_NN
._.
based_VBN
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the_DT
cult-favorite_JJ
cable_NN
television_NN
series_NN
,_,
mystery_NN
science_NN
theater_NN
3000_CD
:_:
the_DT
movie_NN
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torturous_JJ
,_,
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being_NN
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just_RB
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,_,
it_PP
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the_DT
bill_NN
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._.
mike_NP
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,_,
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-_-
indulging_VBG
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sarcasm_NN
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horseplay_NN
,_,
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seeing_VBG
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a_DT
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._.
the_DT
catch_NN
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,_,
these_DT
movies_NNS
aren't_BER
the_DT
movies_NNS
he_PP
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,_,
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film-making_VBG
chosen_JJ
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dr_NN
._.
forrester_NP
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an_DT
attempt_NN
to_IN
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will_NN
to_IN
live_JJ
._.
dr_NN
._.
forrester_NP
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is_BEZ
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it_PP
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ruin_NN
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man_NN
,_,
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a_DT
couple_NN
of_IN
wise-cracking_VBG
puppet_NN
buddies_NNS
(_(
tom_NP
servo_???
,_,
voiced_VBD
by_IN
kevin_NP
murphy_NP
,_,
and_CC
crow_NP
t_NN
._.
robot_NN
,_,
voiced_VBD
by_IN
beaulieu_NP
)_)
,_,
the_DT
torture_NN
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somewhat_RB
of_IN
a_DT
honorary_JJ
party_NN
for_IN
all_PDT
that_DT
is_BEZ
wrong_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
world_NN
of_IN
cheezy_???
cinema_NN
._.
the_DT
purpose_NN
behind_IN
mst3k_???
is_BEZ
to_TO
exploit_VB
some_DT
of_IN
the_DT
worst_JJS
films_NNS
known_VBN
(_(
even_RB
if_CS
by_IN
very_RB
few_DT
of_IN
us_PP
)_)
to_IN
man_NN
._.
we_PP
watch_VB
as_CS
the_DT
silhouettes_NNS
of_IN
mike_NP
,_,
tom_NP
,_,
and_CC
crow_NP
sit_VB
in_IN
a_DT
darkened_JJ
theater_NN
poking_VBG
fun_NN
at_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
going_VBG
on_IN
before_IN
them_PP
._.
in_IN
this_DT
case_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
the_DT
1954_CD
sci-fi_???
film_NN
this_DT
island_NN
earth_NN
._.
we_PP
basically_RB
watch_VB
as_CS
our_PP$
three_CD
leads_NNS
watch_VB
,_,
only_RB
we_PP
get_VB
the_DT
pleasure_NN
of_IN
eavesdropping_JJ
on_IN
their_PP$
hilarious_JJ
commentary_NN
._.
the_DT
plots_NNS
behind_IN
the_DT
movies_NNS
ripped_VBD
apart_RB
are_BER
really_RB
quite_RB
irrelevant_JJ
,_,
but_CC
for_IN
the_DT
sake_NN
of_IN
those_DT
who_WP
might_MD
want_VB
to_IN
know_VB
,_,
i'll_???
explain_VB
this_DT
one_CD
._.
this_DT
island_NN
earth_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
tale_NN
of_IN
two_CD
scientists_NNS
,_,
a_DT
man_NN
and_CC
a_DT
woman_NN
,_,
who_WP
wind_VB
up_RP
aboard_RB
a_DT
spaceship_NN
whose_WP$
crew_NN
intends_VBZ
to_IN
destroy_VB
the_DT
earth_NN
._.
together_RB
the_DT
two_CD
fight_NN
to_IN
survive_VB
as_IN
well_RB
as_CS
save_VB
their_PP$
home_NN
planet_NN
._.
to_IN
make_NN
mst3k_???
work_NN
,_,
the_DT
film-within-the-film_NN
naturally_RB
has_HVZ
to_TO
be_BE
as_IN
horrible_JJ
as_CS
possible_JJ
,_,
and_CC
although_CS
the_DT
tv-series_NNS
introduced_VBN
us_PP
to_IN
several_DT
worse_JJR
films_NNS
than_CS
this_DT
island_NN
earth_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
bad_JJ
enough_RB
flick_NN
to_IN
bring_VB
about_IN
some_DT
hysterical_JJ
cruelty_NN
._.
mst3k_???
,_,
which_WDT
doesn't_DOZ
actually_RB
contain_VB
the_DT
complete_JJ
this_DT
island_NN
earth_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
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short_JJ
73_CD
minutes_NNS
,_,
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this_DT
is_BEZ
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step_NN
very_RB
wisely_RB
taken_VBN
._.
as_CS
funny_JJ
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some_DT
of_IN
their_PP$
observations_NNS
are_BER
,_,
it_PP
can_MD
only_RB
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so_RB
long_JJ
._.
occasional_JJ
breaks_NNS
from_IN
this_DT
island_NN
earth_NN
also_RB
help_VB
the_DT
film_NN
tremendously_RB
._.
although_CS
it_PP
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a_DT
second_NN
to_IN
get_VB
back_RP
into_IN
the_DT
right_NN
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this_DT
premise_NN
has_HVZ
been_BEN
left_VBN
for_IN
a_DT
moment_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
better_JJR
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overkilling_VBG
the_DT
whole_JJ
concept_NN
post_NN
haste_NN
._.
mst3k_???
lovers_NNS
will_VB
likely_JJ
hail_VB
the_DT
film_NN
greatly_RB
,_,
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you_PP
don't_DO
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what_WDT
you're_???
in_CD
for_IN
,_,
it_PP
could_MD
be_BE
a_DT
jarring_NN
disappointment_NN
._.
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the_DT
sharp_JJ
wit_NN
of_IN
this_DT
film_NN
was_BEDZ
worth_IN
three_CD
stars_NNS
,_,
it_PP
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movie_NN
to_IN
be_BE
seen_VBN
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home_NN
video_NN
,_,
late_JJ
at_IN
night_NN
when_CS
your_PP$
brain_NN
is_BEZ
not_XNOT
functioning_NN
to_IN
full_JJ
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anyway_RB
,_,
and_CC
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a_DT
large_JJ
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saracastic_JJ
crowd_NN
-_-
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midnight_NN
for_IN
example_NN
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which_WDT
is_BEZ
when_WRB
i_PP
saw_VBD
it_PP
._.
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:_:
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its_PP$
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(_)
the_DT
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use_NN
the_DT
credits_NNS
to_IN
poke_NN
some_DT
more_DT
fun_NN
)_)
,_,
they_PP
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more_RBR
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most_DT
._.
the_DT
name_NN
slandering_VBG
and_CC
asinine_JJ
one-liners_NNS
were_BED
extremely_RB
unfunny_JJ
,_,
and_CC
after_IN
laughing_VBG
for_IN
about_IN
70_CD
minutes_NNS
straight_RB
,_,
it_PP
put_VB
a_DT
heavy_JJ
damper_JJR
on_IN
the_DT
overall_JJ
experience_NN
._.
most_DT
people_NN
will_MD
likely_JJ
stay_NN
to_IN
see_VB
what_WDT
the_DT
smart-alec_NN
's_POS
have_HV
to_TO
say_VB
,_,
but_CC
for_IN
me_PP
,_,
it_PP
almost_RB
ruined_VBN
an_DT
otherwise_RB
good_JJ
film_NN
._.
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