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i_PP
don't_DO
box_VB
with_IN
kid_NN
gloves_NNS
._.
i_PP
don't_DO
play_VB
nice_JJ
,_,
i'm_???
not_XNOT
a_DT
nice_JJ
guy_NN
,_,
and_CC
i_PP
never_RB
,_,
ever_RB
,_,
go_VB
easy_JJ
on_IN
a_DT
film_NN
._.
i_PP
consider_VB
it_PP
to_IN
be_BE
a_DT
breech_NN
of_IN
some_DT
sort_NN
of_IN
code_NN
of_IN
ethics_NN
for_IN
a_DT
movie_NN
critic_NN
._.
however_RB
,_,
i_PP
do_DO
some_DT
favors_NNS
,_,
and_CC
these_DT
often_RB
come_VBN
in_IN
the_DT
form_NN
of_IN
points_NNS
that_CS
i_PP
hand_NN
to_IN
certain_JJ
groups_NNS
due_JJ
to_IN
the_DT
artistic_JJ
bravery_NN
._.
rigormortis_NN
,_,
the_DT
production_NN
company_NN
that_CS
has_HVZ
been_BEN
my_PP$
prime_JJ
example_NN
of_IN
how_WRB
money_NN
does_DOZ
not_XNOT
need_VB
to_TO
motivate_VB
filmmaking_VBG
,_,
gets_VBZ
several_DT
of_IN
these_DT
points_NNS
each_DT
time_NN
._.
i_PP
still_RB
,_,
however_RB
,_,
will_MD
not_XNOT
go_VB
easy_JJ
on_IN
them_PP
._.
they_PP
recently_RB
sent_VBD
me_PP
a_DT
vhs_???
copy_NN
of_IN
their_PP$
down_NN
with_IN
america_NP
trilogy_NN
(_(
which_WDT
begins_VBZ
,_,
quite_RB
wittily_RB
,_,
with_IN
a_DT
disclaimer_NN
that_CS
they_PP
are_BER
not_XNOT
trying_VBG
to_TO
undermine_VB
america_NP
with_IN
the_DT
making_NN
of_IN
this_DT
film_NN
._.
)_)
and_CC
i_PP
decided_VBD
to_IN
spend_NN
an_DT
hour_NN
of_IN
my_PP$
day_NN
watching_VBG
it_PP
._.
in_IN
the_DT
famous_JJ
lines_NNS
of_IN
many_DT
martyrs_NNS
,_,
i_PP
have_HV
no_DT
regrets_VBZ
._.
well_RB
,_,
i_PP
do_DO
have_HV
some_DT
regrets_VBZ
,_,
but_CC
that_CS
is_BEZ
not_XNOT
the_DT
point_NN
in_IN
the_DT
previous_JJ
sentence_NN
._.
the_DT
point_NN
of_IN
it_PP
was_BEDZ
that_DT
down_IN
with_IN
america_NP
was_BEDZ
a_DT
film_NN
that_CS
,_,
from_IN
a_DT
critical_JJ
standpoint_NN
,_,
did_DOD
not_XNOT
entirely_RB
disappoint_VB
me_PP
._.
sure_JJ
,_,
the_DT
risky_JJ
use_NN
of_IN
vhs_???
instead_RB
of_IN
super_JJ
16mm_CD
or_CC
16mm_CD
was_BEDZ
a_DT
pain_NN
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
natural_JJ
light_NN
was_BEDZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
most_DT
annoying_NN
things_NNS
about_IN
public_JJ
access_NN
films_NNS
,_,
but_CC
the_DT
movie_NN
itself_PPX
was_BEDZ
fairly_RB
enjoyable_JJ
._.
down_IN
with_IN
america_NP
concerns_NNS
a_DT
government_NN
agent_NN
,_,
needless_JJ
murder_NN
,_,
and_CC
a_DT
book_NN
containing_VBG
everything_PN
from_IN
the_DT
unabomber_NN
's_POS
manifesto_NN
to_IN
the_DT
1995_CD
apple_NN
computer_NN
profit_NN
report_NN
._.
like_IN
the_DT
previous_JJ
films_NNS
of_IN
rigormortis_NN
that_CS
i_PP
have_HV
reviewed_VBN
,_,
it_PP
displays_VBZ
an_DT
off-kilter_NN
humor_NN
and_CC
intelligence_NN
?_?
it_PP
succeeds_VBZ
in_IN
making_VBG
me_PP
laugh_VB
where_CS
countless_JJ
studio_NN
films_NNS
fail_VB
._.
the_DT
best_JJS
way_NN
to_IN
see_VB
this_RB
film_NN
would_MD
be_BE
as_IN
a_DT
parody_JJ
of_IN
the_DT
countless_JJ
conspiracy_NN
films_NNS
that_CS
we_PP
have_HV
been_BEN
drowned_VBN
in_IN
since_CS
the_DT
paranoia_NN
of_IN
the_DT
80s_CD
._.
a_DT
dying_JJ
movement_NN
from_IN
the_DT
day_NN
they_PP
started_VBD
,_,
these_DT
paranoid_JJ
`_"
thrillers_NNS
'_"
had_HVD
the_DT
government_NN
always_RB
covering_VBG
up_RP
something_PN
and_CC
had_HVD
the_DT
same_DT
favorite_JJ
word_NN
:_:
`_"
roswell_NP
._.
'_"
in_IN
down_IN
with_IN
america_NP
,_,
the_DT
line_NN
`_"
roswell_NP
'_"
is_BEZ
highly_RB
absent_JJ
._.
with_IN
an_DT
about_IN
ten_CD
minute_NN
running_VBG
time_NN
,_,
down_RP
with_IN
america_NP
effortlessly_RB
sidesteps_VBZ
every_DT
clich_NP
?_?
that_CS
the_DT
conspiracy_NN
films_NNS
fell_VBD
into_IN
,_,
makes_VBZ
jokes_NNS
at_IN
them_PP
at_IN
the_DT
same_DT
time_NN
,_,
and_CC
provides_VBZ
us_PP
with_IN
funny_JJ
and_CC
memorable_JJ
characters_NNS
._.
again_RB
,_,
i_PP
have_HV
seen_VBN
movies_NNS
that_CS
have_HV
gone_VBN
on_IN
two_CD
hours_NNS
with_IN
characters_NNS
i_PP
couldn't_MD
care_VB
less_DT
about_IN
._.
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
as_CS
previously_RB
stated_VBN
,_,
concerns_NNS
a_DT
federal_JJ
agent_NN
(_(
peter_NP
roach_NN
)_)
,_,
an_DT
obsessed_JJ
librarian_NN
(_(
meri_???
stevens_NP
)_)
,_,
a_DT
mystery_NN
man_NN
(_(
joe_NP
kaczkowski_NP
)_)
,_,
and_CC
two_CD
people_NN
obsessed_JJ
with_IN
silence_NN
in_IN
the_DT
library_NN
(_(
robb_???
sherman_JJ
,_,
kevin_NP
flowers_NNS
)_)
._.
the_DT
plot_NN
:_:
a_DT
book_NN
containing_VBG
the_DT
secrets_NNS
of_IN
all_PDT
anarchists_NNS
is_BEZ
hidden_VBN
in_IN
?_?
a_DT
public_JJ
library_NN
where_CS
it_PP
can_MD
be_BE
viewed_VBN
by_IN
all_PDT
._.
from_IN
there_RB
we_PP
go_VB
into_IN
a_DT
delightful_JJ
parody_NN
._.
the_DT
federal_JJ
agent_NN
claims_NNS
his_PP$
sovereign_NN
right_NN
to_IN
alter_VB
the_DT
truth_NN
,_,
the_DT
librarian_NN
goes_VBZ
on_IN
a_DT
diatribe_NN
about_IN
the_DT
sanctity_NN
of_IN
books_NNS
._.
we_PP
spend_VB
our_PP$
time_NN
laughing_VBG
at_IN
fairly_RB
idiotic_JJ
jokes_NNS
that_CS
are_BER
performed_VBN
much_RB
too_RB
well_RB
considering_VBG
the_DT
lack_NN
of_IN
coaching_NN
of_IN
the_DT
cast_NN
._.
although_CS
the_DT
actors_NNS
and_CC
actresses_NNS
are_BER
in_IN
small_JJ
roles_NNS
and_CC
give_VB
a_DT
whole_JJ
new_JJ
meaning_NN
to_IN
`_"
no-name_NN
'_"
,_,
it_PP
ends_VBZ
up_RP
being_NN
the_DT
no-name_VBD
people_NN
who_NP
do_DO
a_DT
good_JJ
job_NN
,_,
delivering_VBG
better_RBR
performances_NNS
as_CS
comic_NN
villains_NNS
than_CS
half_NN
the_DT
crap_NN
that_CS
hollywood_NP
turns_VBZ
out_RP
._.
for_IN
once_RB
,_,
i_PP
don't_DO
have_HV
a_DT
url_???
that_RB
i_CD
know_VB
offhand_NN
to_IN
give_VB
you_PP
as_IN
to_IN
where_CS
to_TO
locate_VB
the_DT
film_NN
online_JJ
._.
i_PP
can_MD
only_RB
say_VB
that_CS
you_PP
should_MD
find_VB
my_PP$
previous_JJ
reviews_NNS
of_IN
l'auto_NP
and_CC
les_NP
x-files_NNS
and_CC
look_VB
up_RP
the_DT
rigormortis_NN
productions_NNS
site_NN
in_IN
and_CC
of_IN
itself_PPX
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
almost_RB
as_IN
much_DT
fun_NN
as_IN
the_DT
film_NN
._.
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