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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en" dir="ltr">
<head>
<title>
<?php
$numPuncPossibilities = 5;
echo "chad";
switch($punc1=rand(2,$numPuncPossibilities)){
case 1:
echo " - "; break;
case 2:
echo "... "; break;
case 3:
echo "! "; break;
case 4:
echo ". "; break;
case 5:
echo "? "; break;
}
echo "oh";
switch($punc2=rand(2,$numPuncPossibilities)){
case 1:
echo " - "; break;
case 2:
echo "... "; break;
case 3:
echo "! "; break;
case 4:
echo ". "; break;
case 5:
echo "? "; break;
}
echo $title;
?>
</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
<meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="true" />
<link rel="icon" type="image/vnd.microsoft.icon" href="http://chad-oh.com/images/favicon.ico"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="styles/all.css"/>
</head>
<body>
<div id="header">
<?php
$numNounPossibilities = 19;
$noun1 = rand(1, $numNounPossibilities);
do
{
$noun2 = rand(1, $numNounPossibilities);
} while ($noun2 == $noun1);
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/header_chad.png' width='254px' height='164px' alt='Chad' /></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/punctuation_chad/banner_punctuation_chad_".$punc1.".png' width='74px' height='164px' alt='.' /></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/header_oh.png' width='218px' height='164px' alt='Oh' /></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/punctuation_oh/banner_punctuation_oh_".$punc2.".png' width='154px' height='164px' alt='!' /></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/header_corn.png' width='395px' height='105px' alt='Corn'/></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/subtitle_1/banner_subtitle_1_".$noun1.".png' width='114px' height='105px' alt='showings'/></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/header_&.png' width='25px' height='105px' alt='&'/></a>";
echo "<a href=http://chad-oh.com/index.php><img src='images/banner/subtitle_2/banner_subtitle_2_".$noun2.".png' width='166px' height='105px' alt='tellings' /></a>";
?>
</div>
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