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While searching for new commands, you must sometimes get the parameters right:

guest@xkcd:/$ make
Unrecognized command. Type “help” for assistance.
guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich
What? Make it yourself.

Commands found so far:
[sudo] apt-get [dist-upgrade | moo | update | upgrade]
asl
a/s/l
bash
buy stuff
cat [filename | (comic number)/alt.txt]
cheat
clear
control-l
curl [url]
date
display (comic number)
echo
ed
emacs
enable time travel
exit
find kitten
finger
first p0st
fuck
goto
go [away | down | west | east | north | south (gets you eaten by a grue unless you’ve already done “light lamp”)]
halp
hello
hello joshua
help
hi
hint
i read the source code
irc
kill
light lamp
locate [joke | keys | ninja | problem | raptor]
look
lpr
ls
make love
make me a sandwich
man [cat | help | last | next | toaster]
moo
more
nano
ping
pwd
random
reddit
restart
reboot
rm (try with -rf / and sudo)
sleep
ssh
sudo
sudo make me a sandwich
su
time travel
top
uname
use the force luke
use the source luke
vi
vim
wget [url]
who
whoami
xkcd
xyzzy
your gay
:(){ :|:& };:
[up] [up] [down] [down] [left] [right] [left] [right] ba (Konami code; use the arrow keys. try this one 5 times!)

ls shows different directories. To navigate to their respective pages, type “cd x”. For example “cd blag” takes you to the blag (blog)

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