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APPEND C-ARANJ
/* Saerileth Commentary SoA : Are you sure about this romance? : Dialog */
IF WEIGHT #-1 ~Global("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",1)~ THEN BEGIN carsar1
SAY ~[ARAN] Now, this be naught in th' way o' my business. But I have to ask... are you an' Saerileth gettin' serious?~
++ ~[PC] Of course not. That is a ridiculous suggestion.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar2
++ ~[PC] What do you think?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar3
++ ~[PC] Yes.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar4
++ ~[PC] Are we holding hands and kissing occasionally? Yes, I think we are. Are we getting serious? I am not sure.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar4
++ ~[PC] Do I ask you about your dalliances with half of Faerun?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar3
++ ~[PC] Speak of this to me again, and you will be looking for a new line of work. And perhaps searching for your missing head.~ + carsar10
END
IF ~~ carsar2
SAY ~[ARAN] You must be blighted blind, then. Th' lass looks at you wi' th' intensity o' first love, an' th' passions o' a full grown woman. You'd best be careful around her, on account o' she might get th' wrong idea - or worse, th' right one.~
++ ~[PC] I don't really need to be careful. I think I am falling for her.~ + carsar4
++ ~[PC] Are we holding hands and kissing occasionally? Yes, I think we are. Are we getting serious? I am not sure.~+ carsar8
++ ~[PC] Do I ask you about your dalliances with half of Faerun?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + carsar3
++ ~[PC] Speak of this to me again, and you will be looking for a new line of work. And perhaps searching for your missing head.~ + carsar10
END
IF ~~ carsar3
SAY ~[ARAN] Look, <CHARNAME>, I love th' way women move, th' way they speak, th' way they smell, th' way they smile... hells, I just love women. But me an' someone what wears th' flower be a mite different than what you are talkin' about. First off, we all have th' age o' consent. Second off, if I tick off th' lady in question, she may box my ears, kick me, get me thrown into th' street, or mayhap carve me up a little, as be her choice. With Saerileth...~
IF ~~ THEN GOTO carsar8
END
IF ~~ carsar4
SAY ~[ARAN] Do you be kiddin' wi' me? A lass what has seen less than sixteen winters? Give her a year to come o' age a' make her own chices, an' mayhap I wouldn't kick her out o' my b... err... well, she is pretty an' all, I guess. But she don't know squat about livin', let alone havin' a serious relationship. Tyr's Blasted Buttocks, don't send a child to do adult's work, <CHARNAME>. Love isn't just for play.~
++ ~[PC] Take one look into her eyes, and tell me that she does not love me.~ + carsar5
++ ~[PC] She is the Chosen of Tyr. She is strong enough, wise enough, and driven enough to know her own mind. Do you really think we would be together if she was not set on having it that way?~ + carsar6
++ ~[PC] What, are you jealous? I did not know you were in love with her too.~ + carsar7
++ ~[PC] It is a passing crush, and I intend to have as much fun with her as her religious views will allow.~ + carsar8
++ ~[PC] So now you are an expert on serious relationships? That is a laugh. You don't even remember the barmaid's name the next morning.~ + carsar3
END
IF ~~ carsar5
SAY ~[ARAN] Aye, she does. That be even more dangerous.~
IF ~~ THEN GOTO carsar9
END
IF ~~ carsar6
SAY ~[ARAN] Mayhap you are right. Mayhap she be older than her years, an' wiser than a sage; mayhap she be mature enough to understand that relationships be work as well as fun. But all that wisdom an' such be packed into a body what be still growin' an' changin'.~
IF ~~ THEN GOTO carsar9
END
IF ~~ carsar7
SAY ~[ARAN] Jealous? No possibility o' that, boyo. She scares me half to death.~
IF ~~ THEN GOTO carsar9
END
IF ~~ carsar9
SAY ~[ARAN] Look, <CHARNAME>, I love th' way women move, th' way they speak, th' way they smell, th' way they smile... hells, I just love women. But me an' someone what wears th' flower be a mite different than what you are talkin' about. First off, we all have th' age o' consent, meanin' we can make our own choices. Second off, if I tick off th' lady in question, she may box my ears, kick me, get me thrown into th' street, or mayhap carve me up a little, as be her choice. With Saerileth...~
IF ~~ THEN GOTO carsar8
END
IF ~~ carsar8
SAY ~[ARAN] You know how 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? Well, take one look at her an' all you see is slim little hips, curves to die for, an' lips beggin' to be kissed - not one bit o' th' hells about her. Take a look in her eyes, though, an' you see an intensity an' a devotion that be downright scary. Now picture her if you hurt her. There won't be any place on any o' th' Planes where you could hide from her wrath. She'll rip you in half wi' her bare hands, then heal you up just so she can do it again.~
++ ~[PC] You are taking this too seriously. I am much more powerful than she is. She will never be able to defeat me.~ + carsar10
++ ~[PC] I don't intend to hurt her. I think she may be my soulmate.~ + carsar10
++ ~[PC] She's a bunny rabbit. What's she going to do, nibble my bum?~ + carsar10 /* heh - Monty Python is fun. But this one might be a good one to lose. */
++ ~[PC] This is my business, not yours. Keep out of it.~ + carsar10
END
IF ~~ carsar10
SAY ~[ARAN] None o' my business, anyways. You think you can handle it. But I have been on th' receivin' end o' a regular woman what feels she has been wronged, an' it were a mite painful. Breakin' th' heart o' someone with th' feelin's o' adolescent first love who just happens to be an accomplished fighter an' th Chosen o' Tyr... that's bloody suicide.~
IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
END
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