Hey neighbor, I'm going out of town this weekend and I was wondering if you could take care of my dog while I'm gone. You know, my dog Jaws, don't you?
Yeah.
Just feed him a can of dog food a day and make sure he has plenty of water in his dish. Oh, and he needs someone to take him for a walk around the block every afternoon.
Well, how about if I just throw a ball over the fence to give him some exercise.
No, he really needs a walk. Ah, and he likes to watch the 3:00 o'clock soap opera on Channel 4 and then you'll need to brush his teeth after you give him doggie treats at 4:00 o'clock.
You must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to watch your dog. I wouldn't watch that dog even if you paid me.