I left a suitcase on the train to London the other day.
Can you describe it, sir?
It's a small blue case and it's got a zip. There's a label on the handle with my name and address on it.
Is this case yours?
No, that's not mine.
What about this one? This one's got a label.
Let me see it.
What's you name and address?
David Hall, 83, Bridge Street.
That's right. D. N. Hall. 83. Bridge Street. Three pound and fifty pence please.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Hey!
What's the matter?