Hi. How can I help you?
I'm looking for a job. Are you hiring?
Yes, we are. What position are you looking for?
Superintendent.
I'm sorry. The application for this position has closed.
Do you have any other positions available?
We have only one position open.
What is it?
Gas Meter Reader. This is a wonderful job for the right person, regular hours, no night shifts, no supervisor behind you, and good pay.
Can I apply for it right now?