What did you just put in the basket?
Some peanut butter.
That is not a jar of peanut butter.
Ok, fine, they're peanut butter cookies.
You know, we don't keep cookies in the house.
Mom, please.
I will buy you yogurt instead, it's much healthier.
I don't like yogurt. What about some chocolate pudding?
You can get the low sugar kind.
That kind doesn't taste as good. What about some carrot cake? It has carrots in it.
Cake also has a lot of sugar.
This is so unfair, I'm the only kid at school who isn't allowed to eat food that tastes good.
Ok, I'll let you buy one chocolate bar, but that's it.
Really? Are you serious? You're the best mom.