Jacob, are you interested in helping me out and going on a blind date with a friend of mine?
That depends. What does she look like?
Well, she's got a beautiful face and long curly red hair.
How tall is she?
She's fairly tall, maybe 2 inches taller than me.
Is she chubby?
Not at all. She's actually very athletic.
It sounds like she's pretty good-looking. Does she wear glasses?
No, but she does wear contact lenses.
How's her skin?
She's got a gorgeous complexion with a few freckles on her nose.
Does she have any piercings or tattoos?
I think she has her ears pierced and she definitely has a few tattoos, one on her lower back, one on her neck, and one on her left foot.
What's the tattoo on her foot like?
It's a butterfly---everyone in her family has one.
Even her mother?
Yes, even her mother.
What's her personality like?
She's a lot like me.
So there is something wrong with her! It was beginning to sound like she was too good to be true!