Ahahah! What is that thing on your couch! It just moved!
Did you think it wasn't real? That's my pet lizard.
You have a pet lizard? Somehow I never would have imagined that.
His name is Grunt. Come closer and I'll properly introduce you.
Does it bite or scratch?
No, he's perfectly harmless. And he's not afraid of strangers either. Here, hold him.
Wow. He's heavy! And his skin feels really cool.
Stick around and you'll get to know him better. He has a very unusual personality.