Hey, man. What's up?
Ah, first of all, I put a buck in the vending machine for a seventy-five cent candy bar, and the thing got stuck here in the machine. Then, I pressed the change button [Ah, man], and nothing happened. [Wow!] Nothing came out. The dumb thing still owes me a quarter.
Well, did you talk to the man at the snack bar to see if he could refund your money?
Yeah, I tried that, but he said he didn't own the machine, and I'd have to call the phone number on the machine.
What a bummer.
Hey, I have an idea. [What?] Why don't we rock the machine back and forth until the candy bar falls?
Nothing doing. I don't want to be responsible for breaking the thing, and besides, someone might call the cops.
Ah, don't worry. I've done it before. Oh well. Hey, hey, tough luck. Hey, here, take my candy bar. [You mean?] Yeah, the machine and I hit it off earlier today.