Honey, I think I need to go see the doctor.
Ah! You're bleeding all over! What happened?
I was working in the garage and cut myself with my saw.
Here, use this rag to apply pressure to the cut. Does it hurt?
No, not really, there's just a lot of blood.
You may just need stitches. I think they can handle this at the clinic instead of the ER. Let me make a quick phone call.
I'm going to go sit in the car while I still have the stomach to walk.
Oh, sorry! I forgot you get queasy with the sight of blood. I'll be right there.