Dad, you love me, don't you?
Of course I do. Why do you ask? What's on your mind?
Well I saw this great offer for a free cellphone here in the newspaper and...
Free? Nothing's ever free.
Well, the phone is free after a $50 Mail in rebate.
Ah, so that's the catch, and why do you need a cellphone anyway?
That all my friends have one and I can use it to call you in case the car breaks down.
Oh, I don't know, there are always so many fees.
But the monthly charge for this service is only $29.99 with one thousand free weekday minutes nationwide and unlimited weekend minutes, plus unlimited anytime minutes for anyone using the same service.
I don't know.
And you can run over the extra minutes, so the next month instead of just losing them. What do you think of that?
Yes, but what are the terms of the service agreement?
It's only for 6 months.
But what if you cancel early?
Umm there's a cancellation fee of $200, but with...
200 bucks?
Yeah, but you won't have to worry about me while I'm driving the new car.
New car? What new car?
The new car you'll need to buy so I can use the cellphone. I mean, what's it gonna look like if I'm using a cellphone in our old lemon.
Teenagers. What do they think of next?