Can I see the doctor?
Yes, do you have an appointment?
No, I don't.
Well. The doctor doesn't see nobody without an appointment.
Well, I am spending my vacation here and I have a stomachache and. . .
Oh, I see. Maybe we can fit you in at 3.
I'd prefer to see him asap. If I have to wait for another 30 mins, I think I will faint from this unbearable pain in my stomach and. . .
Oh, why didn't you say it's an emergency? Here, fill out this form and take a seat. I'll send you in next. You don't have insurance?
No, not for this country.
How about traveler's insurance?
No, I didn't think I'd need it.
Can you pay cash, then?
Cash, credit card, cheque anything. I just have to see a doctor. I am in pain.
All right, all right, relax. I am only trying to do my job.