Hi, welcome to Happy Buddah! Can I get you anything to drink?
A Coke for me, please.
I'll have a Sprite.
Okay, I'll go get that for you. Are there any questions with the menu?
Do you use MSG?
No ma'am, we are MSG-free.
Oh man, I haven't had Chinese food in so long! I want everything! This place has the BEST sesame chicken.
Yeah, I've been craving Chinese for such a long time. I used to get take-out all the time. It's definitely been a while. Let's start off with some crab rangoon.
Ooh yeah, that sounds good. I think I'm going to get the sesame chicken with fried rice, a spring roll, and egg drop soup.
It's so tempting to order everything on the menu, it all looks so appetizing! I think I'll get General Tso's chicken, hot and sour soup, fried wontons, and white rice.
Aren't you supposed to be on a diet? You should at least get brown rice.
I don't think so! I hate brown rice, and I'm so sick of eating healthy all the time. I've been eating so much salad I swear I've forgotten what meat tastes like! There's no better remedy than some nice, greasy, calorie-laden Chinese food. I might even get an order of broccoli beef!