I would like to open a checking account at this branch.
Do you have any other accounts with this bank?
I do, at a different location, I have a savings account and a CD.
In that case, we will need to fill out this paperwork. Do you have identification with you?
Here is my driver's license. Will that work?
Yes. Do you know what type of checking account you would like to open, business or personal?
Business please. And I want the most simple one you have.
Then you would like the'no frills'business account.