Hi there, can I help you folks?
I'm just browsing. seeing what's on the lot. My daughter wants a car for her birthday, you know how it is.
Dad! I'm sixteen already and I'm, like, the only one at school who doesn't have a car!
She is right, you know. Kids these days all have cars. Let me show you something we just got in, a 1996 sedan. Excellent gas mileage, it has dual airbags and anti lock brakes. a perfect vehicle for a young driver.
Dad, I love it! It's awesome! Can we get this one please?
I see. . . What can you tell me about this one?
Oh, that's just an old World War Two tank that we use for TV commercials. Now about this sedan. . .
Whoa, whoa wait a minute. Tell me more about this tank.
Well, Sir, if you are looking for quality and safety then look no further! Three inches of reinforced steel protect your daughter from short range missile attacks.
Does the sedan protect her from missile attacks?
It does not.
Well, I don't know. Let me sleep on it.
Did I mention the tank is a tank?
I'll take it!