Hi. Welcome to Joe's Hamburger Restaurant. [Hi] Home of the one-pound super deluxe hot and spicy cheeseburger. Will this be for here or to go?
Uh, to go.
Okay. What would you like today? Would you like to try the one-pound super hot and spicy cheeseburger?
Uh. I don't think so. I'd probably have heartburn for a week after downing that monster.
Well. It's our house special this week, and it comes with fries, and a large specialty drink called 'Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink.'
A what? 'Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink'? What in the world is that?
Well, it's a little mix of everything in a large cup: Pepsi, Sprite, Fanta Orange, and lemonade with crushed ice and a scoop of ice cream.
Ah, that sounds disgusting.
Hey, it'll grow on you.
Nay, I think I'll just order a hamburger with some mustard and lettuce and a glass of water.
Boring. Hey. Would you care for anything else like a side order of amazing cheesy onion rings?
No thank you. Onion rings usually don't agree with me.
Hmm. Okay. Your total comes to ten ninety ($10.90).
Ten ninety? For just a hamburger?! You've got to be kidding
Well, the one-pound super deluxe hamburger is nine dollars.
Hey, I didn't order a one-pound burger. I just wanted a simple burger. That's all.
Well, sir. Joe's Hamburger Restaurant only serves one-pound burgers. [Man!] The one-pound super hot and spicy, the one-pound barbecue burger, the one-pound bacon cheese burger, the one-pound ...
No, no. Those are all huge.
Well, sir. If you really want something smaller [Yeah], you should order from the kids' menu: The half-pound super hot and spicy burger, the half-pound barbecue burger, the half-pound bacon cheese burger, the half-pound ...
No. Those are still giant burgers.
Well, in these parts, we are hearty eaters.
Okay, but you said my total was ten ninety, but the burger only comes to ten bucks. What about the other ninety cents?
Well, sir. We only serve natural spring water from yonder hills, and ...
Okay, okay. I'll take the giant burger and a bottle of your spring water. The sandwich should feed me for a week.