I'd like to help pitch in with dinner.
Really? You are joking?
No, I'd like to do something special for you on your birthday.
I'd like that. Alright, put on this apron first.
OK. Now how can I help, hon?
Hmm, let me see. Boil some water, and then whisk two eggs.
Easy, I can do that with my eyes closed. Done.
Not bad. OK, now take some meat and potatoes from the fridge.
How many potatoes do you need?
Three. And bring four bell peppers.
Gotcha, OK. Here they are.
Now wash them, then dice the potatoes and bell peppers, then slice the meat.
Where is the peeler?
It's in the cabinet. Adam, The gas cooker doesn't work.
What? Oh shit! I cut my finger.
Let me take a look at that. I can't stop the bleeding. We need to go to the hospital.