Hi, I'd like to get my haircut.
Well, can we interest you in today's special? We'll shampoo cut and style your hair for one unbelievable low price of $12.00.
OK, but I just want to get my haircut a little bit. A little off the top and sides. That's all.
No problem. OK, here we go. So what do you do for a living?
I'm a lawyer and I'm in town for a job interview and...
Oops!
What do you mean'oops'? Hey, can I see a mirror?
Nothing to worry about, sir. Relax!
Ouch! That really hurt. What are you doing, anyway? Oh, look at all my hair on the floor. How much are you really cutting off?
Relax. Time for the shampoo.
Hey, you got shampoo in my eyes. Where's the towel? Oh, gosh, you cut my hair too short. I want to talk to the manager now.
I'm sorry, but he's on vacation.