Hi. How can I help you?
Uh, this is a stick-up. Put all the money in this bag ... now.
What? What are you talking about? I'm going to get the manager.
Wait! I have a gun.
Where?
In ... in my pocket ... see?
What? Ah, that's not a gun. That's your hand made to look like a gun.
That's what you think, so don't do anything funny ... and don't press any alarms. Nothing. Just put the money in the bag.
Okay, but I only have a few dollars and some loose change in my register.
I don't care. Just stuff it in this bag.
I mean, you could make more money setting up a lemonade stand outside the bank and selling each cup for twenty-five cents.
I don't care! Give me the money NOW. Good grief!
Okay, okay. You don't have to get all worked up about it. Let's see. [Come on!] Let's see ... Here are a few ones [Come on ... hurry up!!], a couple of tens.... some coins. [Come on!] Oh, look! Here's an old 1935 penny. I haven't seen one of those in a while.
Come on! Stop the chit-chat and fill the bag.
Okay, okay. Cranky, aren't we. Oh, your bag has a small hole in it. Let me get you a new one.
Small hole ... big hole. I don't care. Put the money in your sock if you have to.
Well, you see, I'm still in training as a new bank teller, and my boss is evaluating me today, so I have to do things just right, or the bank won't keep me on.
Ah, come on!
Well, I'll be. It looks like someone's car is being towed out front. [Uh, what?] Poor devil. [Oh, ahhh!] Boy, that's sure going to ruin someone's day. [Oh, man!] So, where were we? Okay, before I give you the bag of money, could you fill out this satisfaction survey rating your service today?
Augh! Does it look like I have any time for that?
Ah, do me a favor! I'll even throw in an extra lollipop.
Ah, tell me this isn't happening to me! Look, this is supposed to be a bank robbery, and not an afternoon picnic.
Alright. But I'd suggest you turn around now. Those nice police officers seem like they want to talk to you ... or something.
Ah, everything's going wrong for me today!