Here's your drink, sir.
No, that's not right. I didn't order a coffee. I ordered a cola.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'll go and get you cola right away.
Waiter!
Yes, sir. I'll bring your drink right away.
It's not that. There's an animal in my soup.
Is there, sir? I'm very sorry. I'll change it straight away.
I've never been to such a dirty restaurant, and never seen such slow service.