I'm really bored at the moment.
Let's play a game. I'll describe someone and you try to guess who it is. OK, this man is tall and thin, he has blue eyes and curly brown hair.
Does he have a mustache or a beard?
Good question, yes, he has a mustache, but no beard.
Sounds like Mike, doesn't it?
Yes, you're right. Now, you describe someone we both know.
OK, she's not very tall, but she is a little heavy, she has blonde hair.
I don't think I know anyone like that.
And she wears fashionable shoes, in fact, she wears fashionable clothes too.
This doesn't sound like anyone I know. I give up, tell me who she is.
She's your mother.
Huh, that's actually a pretty good description, but it's embarrassing that I couldn't figure that out, my own mother. Do you think appearance is the most important thing about a person?