What were you thinking? You nearly hit me!
What are you talking about? You saw my signal and when I started to turn left, you sped up and blocked me.
You're crazy, lady. I had the right of way and I was just driving through a yellow light.
You're lucky. There were no police around, or you would have gotten a ticket for sure. It's drivers like you that give the rest of us a bad name.
Obviously, you're new to this whole driving thing. I've wasted enough of my day and you already. So if you will kindly move your car, I'll be on my way.
Me? Move my car? You've got some nerve buddy. You're the one who should move.