Well, I am a regular member of this club.
Do you have to pay to join?
Yes, membership fees vary depending on the club but usually they run into tens of thousands of dollars.
Wow, that much? Don't they have any public courses?
Very few, unfortunately.
How was your game today?
Extremely good. I shot a 78, including 5 birdies!
Congratulations! What's your normal handicap?
Ten. How did your game go?
My drives were terrible today. I kept slicing the ball into the roughs and sand traps.