Whew! It's pretty cold today.
Yeah. My fingers are numb.
So, do you often ski here?
No, this is my first time. Actually, this is my first time skiing ... ever.
So, how do you like it so far?
The snow is great [ Yeah ...], but it's too crowded. You know, two people crashed into me on my first run, and some stupid skier was going way too fast ... drove me into some trees. [ Wow! ] I crashed and lost one of my gloves. [ Oh, man. ] Fortunately, I had an extra pair with me.
Wow. Well, did the woman stop and apologize?
No, it was a man. I'm certain of it. He just ... he just laughed at me. Why do you think it was a woman, anyway?
Uh, well, no reason. I mean, well, you know.
What? You know what?
Uh, uh, nothing.
Yeah. You just wait until I find that guy.
Uh, well, what are you going to do to him, I mean, if you find him?
First, I'm going to break his skis. [ Oh, well ... ] And then, I'm going to take his picture and post it on Facebook.
Uh, don't you think that's a little drastic? Perhaps, it was a simple mistake. And how are you going to identify him anyway?
Oh, that's easy. He was wearing bright red boots and a purple hat ... um, just like yours. Heh, heh, heh ...