Hello.
Good evening, Sir. Is this Mr. Charles Philips?
Yes, it is.
Well, Mr. Phillips. This evening, I'm calling to offer you a special discount on ...
Ah, no, let me guess. You want to sell a subscription to the newspaper or a great deal on airfare to Hawaii, right? [Well, ...]. Or, you want to offer me an unbelievable bargain on flamenco dance lessons.
No, no, actually ... Mr. Jones. [Huh?] Oh, sorry. That was the last guy. [Ah, great.] Uh, we want to offer you a free trial membership to our sports club downtown at the introductory price of $39.95 ...
Thirty-nine ninety-five?!? I thought you said free! Uh, listen. I'm not interested.
Well, it includes unlimited access to all our facilities, including the gym, weight room, racketball courts, and swimming pool.
Again, I'm not interested. I have my own fitness program I do around the house anyway.
Well, this is a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Nah. Like I said, I'll pass this time. And please put me on your 'don't call' list.
Okay. It'll take between four and six months before your name will be removed from our database. [Months?!?] You might be called by another representative during that time.
Ah, man. Ah, great.
Have a nice evening, Mr. Williams.