What are you reading, Jenny?
The advice page in the newspaper. It's called 'Ask Alice'.
Why do you even read that stuff.
I don't know. It's amusing. People have the strangest problems.
Like what?
This woman, for example, she's pregnant and she found out she was having a girl. She told her sister she wanted to name the baby Lola.
So what?
So, get this. Before she has the baby, her sister gets a new cat. And guess what she names the cat.
She stole the name?
Yes.
What does Alice say she should do?
She says to talk to her sister about it and she still name her baby what she planned to name her. Isn't that funny, though? People are so crazy.
Oh, I see why you read this. You do it to feel better about yourself.
Not really. I just want to read something light and amusing.