Sally, you look so corporate! What interview do you have today?
Amalgamated Trading Company. It's Swiss. Don't you think working at a foreign company would be glamorous?
Yeah, I guess so. I've never actually heard of this one, but...
Well, it's small, but it's a young, dynamic, rapidly-growing company with a progressive, humanistic philosophy.
You didn't read their brochure or anything, did you?
Four times. I'm totally prepared. Oh, no! I forgot to take off my nail polish! And I have to be there in 15 minutes! That's it. I blew it.
Well, they are progressive and humanistic-maybe they don't care about nail polish... uh... even blue nail polish. Just keep your confidence up and you'll do great.
But the competition is fierce this year... and it seems like I'm the only one left who hasn't found a job.