Can you lift the toilet seat up when you go to the bathroom, please? I hate having to clean up after you all the time.
Sorry about that. While we're on the topic, there are a few things you do that had been annoying me lately.
Oh, really?
Yeah, like when you leave the laundry in the washing machine, it makes the clothes smell bad.
I'm sorry. I'm just busy doing all the chores around the house, since you're clearly too busy to do any of them yourself.
Look, I didn't want to get into a fight. But you started it.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry if I was rude.
No, you're right. I need to start lending more of a hand around here.