What is this big box at the front door?
Oh. I don't know what to do. I joined this club a long time ago and I didn't read the fine print.
What did you get yourself into?
I didn't realize that I have to buy something from them every six months.
So, what's in the box? A fridge?
It's a curio cabinet. The only thing is I don't even own those kinds of little keepsakes.
I guess you'll read the fine print next time, won't you!
Don't rub it in. Where am I going to put this huge thing?