Hello. Can I take your order?
Yes. I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and green peppers.
Would you like anything else?
Well, wait. Uh, can I make that a half-and-half pizza?
Sure. What would you like on each half?
Uh, what toppings do you have?
Well, we have Italian sausage, ham, mushrooms, onions, pineapple, black olives, green peppers, bacon, tomatoes, shrimp, clams, and squid.
Shrimp, clams, and squid!? What kind of pizza is that?
Uh, the manager spent some time overseas [Oh.], and thinks his new seafood pizza will be a hit with customers, but to be honest, the 'Swimmer's Special,' as he calls it, is an acquired taste.
Uh, I'll pass on the 'Sink or Swim' special, but I'll have pepperoni and mushrooms on one half and green peppers and Italian sausage on the other. Oh, and could I get extra cheese on that pizza?
Alright. Would you care for any bread sticks or beverage with your order? [Well ... I don't know.] Actually, we have a Friday night special going on right now [Oh!], and if you order any large pizza and drink, we'll throw in a free order of bread sticks, plus a three dollar coupon for use with your next pizza order.
Huh, sure, why not. And what drink comes with the pizza?
Either apple or orange juice.
I'll take orange juice.
Okay. Your total comes to fifteen nineteen, which includes tax. [Okay.] And could I have your name?
Uh, yeah, Jay Han.
Huh? Did you say 'Jay Hand'?
No, it's 'Han.' Actually, it's a Korean name, but many people have difficulty making it out. Hey, maybe I SHOULD change my name to 'Hand.'
Ah, names are important; don't change it. [Okay.] Oh, and your address and telephone number?
It's 1340 South 16 East, and the phone number is 340-1870 (three-four-zero-eighteen, seventy).
Okay. Let me repeat your order. A large half-and-half pizza. [Okay.] One half with pepperoni [Yeah.] and mushrooms and the other with Italian sausage and green peppers. [Yeah.] Orange juice and your free order of bread sticks. Jan 'Han,' not 'Hand,' [Yeah, that's right.] at 1340 South 16 East, 340-1817. Is that correct?
Everything except for the phone number. It's 1870, not 1817.
Alright. Thanks for your order. It should arrive at your doorstep in 30 minutes or less, or you'll receive a free small pizza with your next order.
Great. Thanks.