Hi, would you like some free candies?
Sure. What are you handing these out for?
Well, we're trying to gather some volunteers for the day care center.
Uh...
It's OK. You don't have to volunteer if you eat the candies.
I'm just playing around. Actually, I have some free time in the mornings after I go jogging. What exactly do you need?
It's wide open right now, everything from playground assistants to diaper changers.
Oh, I might pass on the latter. But spending some time on the playground with some small kids might be fun.
Well, you're quite warm-hearted. I haven't even mentioned the benefits but you're volunteering.
Oh, well, what are the benefits?
Well, since you said you'd be likely to take a morning shift, there would be a free breakfast personally prepared by the cook.
Great!