Hello! How do I get online with my laptop?
Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer, and you'll be online in a heartbeat.
Well, I see the cable. But my computer runs on wireless only.
No problem. I'll tell you about our alternatives.
Yes, I'd love to hear what the alternatives are.
Our state-of-the-art computer lab is on the first floor.
Great! But is it free?
Sir, the computers are free to guests, but you do have to pay a nominal printing fee.
You said there were other alternatives?
Just use your computer here in the lobby. It's set up for wireless.
Okay. That sounds like a winner. Now if I need to print something in the lobby?
We might have a printer here next month. But for now, you'll have to go to the lab.