Susan, I've got a few questions. Let's see. Can you type?
No,I can't type.
What about shorthand?
I don't know. I've never tried.
So you can't take shorthand and you can't type. What can you do, may I ask?
Well, I can play the piano and the violin.
Play the piano and the violin?
Yes, and I can sing and dance.
Susan, what are you doing here?
I want a job. I want to work here.
But you can't take shorthand, and you can't even type.
No, of course I can't. I'm an actress.
But I want a secretary.
Is this the Grand Theater?