So Kim, have you ever had anything stolen?
Stolen? No, why?
My uncle just had his motorcycle stolen a few nights ago. I was just thinking about how clever criminals are these days.
Criminals are clever? They're only successful when people are careless.
I don't know. The ones who stole my uncle's motorcycle were pretty good.
If your uncle had an alarm system, then it wouldn't have happened.
He did. It was one of the best ones available. But that didn't stop them from disabling 11 it. And on a crowded street too.
Didn't anyone stop them?
You would think that people would be smart enough to stop something like that. No one knew his motorcycle was being stolen. The thieves came in a truck and convinced everybody that my uncle was parked illegally and they were there to tow it away.
Wow, they were good. I guess criminals aren't that dumb after all.