Hi. How can we help you today?
Yeah, I'd like to get my hair cut a little.
Well, can we interest you in today's special?
Um... nah, nah.
We'll shampoo, cut and style your hair for one unbelievable low price of $9.99. Plus, we'll give you a clean shaved to help you relax.
I just want to get my hair cut. A little of the top and sides. That's all.
OK, here we go. Time for the shampoo. Just move back. So what do you do, sir?
I'm a lawyer, specializing in workplace accidents. I have an interview today. Hey, hey, you got shampoo in my eye!
Relax, sir, relax. I'm almost finished. Now, let me see, how does this thing work?
Look at all that hair on the floor! How much are you cutting off?
Don't worry, sir. OK, now let's dry your hair and put a little styling gel in it.
Hey, what happened to my hair? Are you even a licensed beautician? How in the world am I supposed to go to my job interview looking like this? I want to talk to the manager.
I'm sorry, but he is on vacation.
Forget it. Forget it. Is there any place in this town that can give me a decent haircut and fix this damage?
Well, my brother works next door and he offers a complete package for...
I know. Forget I even asked.