I'm trying to get on Flight FA2028. Am I on time?
Not exactly. It's 6:20 pm now. But lucky for you, that flight has been delayed.
Inever thought I'd be happier about a delay. But hey, that's great news.
OK, may I check your luggage and tickets, please?
Here you are. Which gate do I leave from?
Gate 36, but I'm sorryto tell you that it's been changed to Gate 7 and your plane is taking off in 20 minutes.