Julia, I want to talk to you.
What?
I am wondering if you are dating anyone now?
No, so what?
What do you think of me?
I think you're great. But what on earth do you want to say?
I think I have fallen in love with you.
Really?
Yes, I have been in love with you since the first time I saw you.
Why do you love me?
You're my kind of woman. I'm happy to have known you.
Are you sure?
Of couse. I've never felt like this before.
OK, but I hope that you can remember that love me, love my dog.