Have you heard who got elected?
No, who won?
Our new President is John McCain.
What? You can't be serious!
I was just as shocked when I found out.
Why would anyone vote for McCain?
The people have spoken.
That's horrible.
If you don't like that, then you're probably going to be mad at what I tell you next.
More bad news?
I was just joking, and Obama is our new President.
Are you serious this time? That's wonderful news.