I'd like to help pitch in with dinner.
Really? You're joking.
No. I'd like to do something special for you on your birthday.
I'd like that. Alright, put on this apron first.
OK. . . Now how can I help, hon?
Hmm, let me see. . . Boil some water.
Easy. I could do that with my eyes closed. ( after a while ) Done.
Not bad. Okay, now take some meat and potatoes from the fridge.
How many potatoes do you need?
Three. And bring four bell peppers.
Gotcha. . . OK. Here they are.
Now wash them, then dice the potatoes and bell peppers.