can I use your laptop for a while?
sure, go ahead.
oh, isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable?
yes, it is. You want go online? there are no wi-fi hotspots around.
oh my, no internet access is killing me.
can't you wait till you get home? then you can surf the internet using the broadband, wireless connection or whatever you like.
no, I'm not feeling myself. I just want to check my emails, visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends.
now I see, you must be suffering from discomgoogolation.
what does that mean? there's nothing wrong with me.
well, the term ' discomgoogolation ' comes from ' discombobulate ' and ' google '. Because floods of information are just a mouse click away, net users are very likely to become addicted to the web.
that's alright. I just can't bear losing track of all the latest information. It almost drives me crazy.
then, you're probably addicted.