What a letdown. I wanted to experience some Mafia culture firsthand.
It's worth it just to go and eat what the mafia eat! The five-dollar tiramisu is a culinary orgasm.
Such a thing exists?
Fortunately, yes. You're blushing!
Am I? Um. . . my face gets red when I walk too fast.
You're embarrassed, aren't you? You gotta loosen up in Little Italy. The lady at the cafe will kiss you when you meet her. . .