That is the most boring, typical gift in the world!
I know. But this year I want to get him an interesting tie. Like this one.
That's not exactly a conversation piece. It's so plain.
It's perfect! It's a Dilbert tie!
The diagonal black and red stripes are really conservative though. . .
But watch this. . . it bends upwards, just like Dilbert's tie. There's a wire inside.