What happened? I've been waiting for 2 hours.
Sorry, we landed on time, but I couldn't exit the airplane with everyone else.
Why not?
Security stopped me. Just before we landed, a little girl dropped her backpack in my seat when I went to brush my teeth. I guess the flight attendant couldn't figure out whose it was and called security.
So you landed at 7:00 and you've been with the police this whole time?
Well, they let me go after an hour and a half, but I had to get my luggage. Oh, and there was no food on the flight either.
You must be starving! Can I take you to a restaurant?
Thanks.