Hello, I'd like to return this sweater. I have the receipt right here.
OK, let me take a look. Uh, so you bought this over a month ago.
That's right. It was a birthday present for my niece.
I'm sorry, ma'am. But if it has been over a month, we can't return your money.
Are you kidding me? I haven't even opened the package, my friend.
Well, that is just our store rule.
There must be something you can do.
I'll talk to my manager.