Well hi there. What are you looking for today?
Uh, I'm just looking.
Well, how about a ring for someone special?
There IS no one special.
Well, take a look at this CD player. A great bargain today only.
Nah. I already have one, plus the handle is cracked.
Okay. Well what about this genuine leather jacket? It would look great on you.
Hum. Let me take a look at it.
Sure.
Umm. There are stains on the sleeves. I'll pass.
Well okay. Well, wouldn't you like to walk home with some of these great records? Some of the best hits from the 1960's.
Yeah, let's see. [Yeah] Now here's something I'd ... Ah, these records are scratched.
[Laughter] Just in a couple places. Listen. I'll sell you these ten records for fifty dollars. A steal!
Whoa! They're way too expensive. I'll give you twenty-five bucks for them.
Ah, come on. I can't charge you less than thirty dollars and break even.
Well, that guy over there is selling similar records for a much better price [Ah!], so thanks anyway.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You drive a hard bargain. Twenty-eight dollars, and that's my final offer.
Huh ... I'll think about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen. I'll even throw in this vase.
Now what am I going to do with a vase?
Well, you can give it to that someone special when you find her... and this ring would look great with it.
Oh, I'll stick with the records.