Hello sir, how can I help you?
Yes, I need this prescription please.
Let's see. Okay, so 50 mg of Prozac, would you prefer this in capsule or tablet?
Capsules are fine.
Okay, you should take 1 capsule 3 times a day. Be sure not to take it on an empty stomach, and also, don't ever mix it with alcohol!
Yes, I know. It's not the first time I'm taking this! Don't worry, I won't overdose!
Okay, anything else I can get you?
Oh, yes, I almost forgot! Can I also get some eye drops and um, some condoms?
Sure. Darn condoms aren't registered in our system.
Oh, well that's okay, I'll get some later, thanks. . . Really it's no problem.