Good morning. Can I see your membership card please?
Well, I'm actually here to join the bookclub today.
I'm really sorry. There is something wrong with the computer. If you can come back on Monday, that's tomorrow, we can sign you up then and we have a discount on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Oh, but I have to see the dentist tomorrow, and I have a meeting to attend on Tuesday.
In that case you can leave your information on this piece of paper and I'll put your application into the computer tomorrow.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Which membership would you like? A one-year membership, a three-year membership or a lifetime membership? There is a special gift for the lifetime membership.
Let me see. I think a one-year membership is right for me.