Mom?
What are you doing here down at the beach? I thought you said you were going to buy some things for school?
Uh, I did buy some things.
Well, what did you buy? What do you have in your backpack?
Let's see, I have 3 notebooks, 5 pencils, 2 erasers and...
Wait, two smartphones? What do you need with two smartphones?
Well, I use one to call you and Dad, and the other to call my uh, my teachers. Yeah, that's it.
Right. And what else did you buy?
Um, I have a new iPad. You know, my birthday is coming up.
Your birthday isn't until June that 6 months away?
Well, dad thought it was a good idea.
How did you pay for all that?
Well, uh, oh, look at the time, I've got to go. Bye mom.
Hey, where is my credit card? Come back!