I know I'm a blabbermouth, but what do you think she should do, John?
Honey, we're in the museum now. We're not here to discuss your coworker's love life. We're here to enjoy the great paintings by Picasso!
I know! But it's really important to her! Her whole life could be ruined by this man!
You're making a federal case out of it. One unhealthy love affair can't ruin anything. It could even make your life more interesting.
Are you serious, John?
All I'm trying to say is that life is. . . like. . . er . . . this painting.