I need to go to the bank.
But they are closed today.
Closed? Are you kidding? What is it , some kind of holiday today?
Have you already forgotten? What's the date todoay?
Oh, it's the first of April, April fool's day
You forgot all about it , didn't you?
So I have, but I has reminded me at least one thing I need to remember.
What's that?
Tomorrow is my wife's birthday.
Better not forget that, so kill you if you don't get her something.