Hello, thanks for calling 123 Tech Help, I'm Todd. How can I help you?
Hello? Can you help me? My computer! Oh man. . .
It's okay sir, calm down. What happened?
I turned on my laptop and it broke! I mean, the monitor went black!
Ok, sir, it sounds like you might have a virus.
I don't feel sick, . . . let me check. . . Nope! No fever, I'm fine.
No, your computer might have a virus, I mean, it has a bad program on it. Maybe that's why it crashed. I recommend that you run an antivirus program in order to safely remove any unwanted spyware or Trojans.
Phew!. . . Wait a minute, CRASH? ? !! Spyware? Trojans! What? where? when? !