Which pair of jeans do you like best?
I really like the straight legs.
But they aren't very fashionable. What about these?
I don't like the way they sag down. I feel like I have plumber butt in them.
That's the style! You just wear boxers.
What if someone got it in their head to give them a tug? What then?
You're so old fashioned! Nobody is going to pull down your pants!
If you ask me, it's a walking invitation!