Hey, I hear you and Stephanie are really getting serious.
Yeah, I think she'll be impressed with my new exercise program.
What? What are you talking about? What exercise program? What did you tell her?
Well, you know, I enjoy staying in shape.
Right.
First, I generally get up every morning at 5:30 a.m.
Oh, yeah. Since when? You don't roll out of bed until at least 7:30 p.m.
No, no, and on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...
Ah, not another tall tale ...
I almost always go jogging for about a half hour, you know, to improve my endurance.
Hey, jogging to the refrigerator for a glass of milk doesn't count.
Of course, before I leave, I usually make sure I do some stretches so I don't pull a muscle on my run.
Right. One jumping jack.
Then, I told her that I usually lift weights Tuesdays and Thursdays for about an hour after work.
Humph.
This helps me build muscle strength.
A one-pound barbell.
Finally, I often go hiking on Saturdays with my dog.
What dog!?
Well, and I like hiking because it helps me burn off stress and reduce anxiety that builds up during the week.
Oh yeah, those lies.
Well, uh, as for Fridays, I sometimes just relax at home by watching a movie or inviting you over to visit.
If I buy the pizza.
But ... bu ... And on Sundays, I take the day off from exercising, but I usually take my dog for a walk.