Hello. This is the emergency 911 operator.
Help. Help. Please help me!
Yes sir. Please calm down and explain exactly what is happening.
Calm down! My car is stalled on the freeway, I have a lady passenger, and she's going into labor.
Now relax sir. Explain exactly where you are.
I'm ... I'm in the southbound lane of the Lincoln Expressway, about 15 miles from the Washington Tunnel, and this lady isn't going to wait.
Okay. What's your name sir and your passenger's?
It's ... it's Bob, and I have no idea about the woman. She's in no condition to tell me.
Okay, now what's the nearest landmark to your location? Pay careful attention.
Umm, I see golden arches ... McDonalds.
Okay, is there anyone else with you?
No, and I've tried to get someone else to stop. [The sound of a bottle breaking.]
Hey, what was that? [Ahhhh!]
Ah, someone threw a bottle at me. How soon can someone get here?
I've just dispatched an ambulance to your location. They should be there any second.
Hey, is there anything I can do while we wait for the ambulance?
Yes, uh, keep her calm and warm.
Okay. Please hurry. Oh, they're too late. It's a boy!