Good morning, sir. Can I see your boarding pass, please?
Here you are.
Excuse me, sir. This is your passport.
Really? Ugh. . . Is there any difference?
Yes. As a matter of fact, you can't board the plane without boarding pass.
Gee. I must have left it in my hotel room.
I'm sorry sir. I can't let you pass.
But when does the plane take off?
Ugh, in about thirty minutes, sir.
Oh, my God! What do I do now? Bone head.
Calm down, sir. You are creating a commotion.
Is that me?
Could be.
Oh, thank God. Thank you, I'll be right back.