I'd like to request some more amenities.
Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir?
Well, the free stuff! You know the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc.
I see. Sir, if I may ask. Have you used up all the amenities in your room?
Not at all. I still have enough for the next few days.
Then what is the problem, sir?
I need some to keep as souvenirs!
Souvenirs?
Yes, souvenirs. Trinkets to remember my trip by!
We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor, sir.
Oh, that's not the same. I never pay for hotel souvenirs!
I'll call housekeeping. Someone will be up with more amenities shortly.