I need to go to the bank.
But they are closed today.
Closed? Are you kidding? What is it, some kind of holiday today?
Have you already forgotten? What's the date today?
Oh, it's the first of April, April fool's day
You forgot all about it, didn't you?
So I have, but I has reminded me at least one thing I need to remember.
What's that?
Tomorrow is my wife's birthday.
Better not forget that, so kill you if you don't get her something.