Dad, Dad, Dad!
Uh, what, what, uh, uh!?!?
The movie is over. You slept through the best part.
Ah, ah, I must have dozed off during the last few minutes.
Right. You were gone for so long you should have brought your pillow and blanket. So, what did you think about it?
Well, overall, I'm a little disappointed with the movie. I mean, the story was a little bizarre, you have to admit. I mean, really. How believable is a plot about a captain who navigates his spaceship to the far reaches of the galaxy and encounters a race of frog people. I mean, come on.
Ah, I thought it was fantastic [Uhhh]. I mean, you have to admit that the special effects were awesome, and the acting wasn't bad either.
Ah, come on. What about the ship's communications officer? I mean, what did you think about him? [Well ...] Wasn't he a little weird to you? He was always talking to himself, and he had that funny hairdo?
Well, he was a little ... unusual [Yeah, yeah], but the ship's doctor was amazing. It was so cool when he brought the captain back to life during one of the battles.
That was pretty realistic, but then the rest of the movie just went from bad to worse. And the photography was so fake!
How do you know? You were snoring so loud the neighbors probably had to close their windows. It was that bad.
Ah, well, let's go to bed