How do you put this seat back? I know there is a lever somewhere.
What are you doing?
I'm getting dressed, what does it look like?
It looks like you are about to get dressed. Did you forget we are in a car on the road?
I'm good at this. Nobody will see anything.
Are you kidding? You're going to cause an accident just from people gawking!
All right, pull over at that service station and I'll dress in the ladies'room.
That will be my pleasure.