Hello Ralph, it's mom.
Oh, morning, mom!
Ah, it's 1:45. It's not the morning at all. What are you doing anyway?
Well, I'm going to make breakfast and check my email to see if anyone has responded to my advertisement for a new roommate.
Right?
What do you mean by 'right'?
Listen, who's willing to live with you? You cannot even take care of yourself.
What are you talking about? I get up early every morning at 6 o'clock AM?
Add about 6 hours to that.
I always make nutritious meals.
I don't think McDonald's big Macs and fries count.
I keep my room very tidy.
Ah, I think I saw some old dishes, empty pizza boxes and some real dirty socks under your bed.
And I do go to bed at a very early hour.