Don't you ever cheat on me.
Why would I do that?
Because men like to cheat.
Some men do, but not me.
I'm watching you.
I'm an open book. Watch me all you want.
If I catch you, you'll be sorry.
You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater.
I will poke your eyes out.
I don't want any other woman.
I will chop your toes off, one by one.
Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.