You know that this afternoon's meeting is cancelled, right?
Why am I always the last to know these things?
I sent out a notice. You've stopped checking your e-mail?
No, but Bean did send me like a hundred forwards today. My mailbox must have been overflowing.
How obnoxious! I heard he was sending you dirty jokes.
He not only sent me nasty e-mail, but he's so bored, he even asked me to search the Net for even more forwards for him!