Our company's wei-ya is tomorrow night! It's your first Chinese New Year in Taiwan--you must be excited!
Excited? What's there to be excited about? It's just another company dinner, right?
You have no idea! There's a banquet with prizes, performances. . . you name it!
Really? What kind of prizes?
Well, I heard that last year Vivian from accounting won a new car!
A new car! You're kidding!
No, really! And she told me the secret to winning, wear red underwear!
Wear red underwear? ! Does that really work? Are you going to try it?
Of course! I'm not only going to wear red underwear, but I'm going to wear red socks and a red shirt, too!
Gee, I don't think I own any red underwear, but I can buy some!