People are funny.
They sure are.
Did you hear about the pilot?
The one that stole a small plane?
Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U. S.
Did they catch him?
Yes. After two U. S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
Did he crash?
No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
Did the cops find out why he flew into the U. S. ?
His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
Poor guy.