Dad, will you read to me?
Uh, let me finish the newspaper first?
You've been saying that forever!
Well, how about reading the business section of the newspaper together?
That's boring. Let's read this book. It's about a bear and cat that becomes friends.
Okay, let's read this book.
Great! And these books too.
Whoa. I thought you said one book. There must be at least ten here.
My teacher, Mrs. Green, says you have to read to me every night, and the newspaper doesn't count. And let's eat some popcorn and cookies while we're reading.
Well, it's bedtime right now. So, okay, here we go. Once upon a time in a deep, dark forest, lived a brown bear ...