Okay. Mr. Smith. Let's begin your road test.
Oh. I know I'm ready. I've been practicing in my driveway all week.
Okay. Mr. Smith. As I'm sure you are aware, you will not only be tested on your knowledge of the rules of the road, but on your behavior toward other motorists.
Okey-dokey.
Okay. Now you can start your car.
Yeah, right. Here we go!
Whoa! Take it easy. The speed limit in this business district is only 25 miles an hour. [Oh]. All right. Now, turn right at the next corner... [This corner?] Na, not here! Wow! You forgot to signal too!
Gosh. I didn't see that one, and... Ah, Could you grab my cell phone under my seat. [Huh?] Nah, I'll get it.
Oh, Mr. Smith. Keep your eyes on the road!
Oh yeah.
Okay. Now, pull over here and show me that you can parallel park.
Sure. Wait. Hey bud. Move your car. I was here first!
Ah. Forget it. Just keep driving.
So, how am I doing? Can I just take a peek at your notes?
No! And, uh, watch out. Mr. Smith. Now you're tailgating the vehicle in front of us.
Oh, yeah. I'm just so excited about getting my license today. [Right.].
Okay. Now carefully, CAREFULLY turn right here, and wait, wait, WAIT... STOP!! You almost hit that pedestrian. How in the world did you pass the written test anyway? [Well...]You have to give way to any pedestrians crossing the street. Jeez!
Oh. sorry about that. It won't happen again. [Car screeching to a stop...]
Whoa! Get out! [What?] Get out! I'm driving back to the office.
Does this mean I didn't pass the test?
Look, Mr. Smith. Could you do me a favor? When you come back to take the test again, plan on coming on Friday.
Again? Why? Is it less crowded that day?