Would you like to have a piece of cake?
No, thank you. I'm on a diet.
Why? You're not fat.
I'm considering entering for the beauty contest this summer, so I must have a slender figure.
Women of all shapes would be beautiful if they are self-confident.
I'm afraid the judges do not think so. All the beauty contests are for slim girls only.
Well. There's a beauty contest in Thailand just for fat beauties.
How much do they weigh?
All the beauties who entered the contest were over 80kg.
But I'm not fat enough to enter that contest.