Does this hotel have a pool?
I'm sorry, sir, we don't have one. However, in our gym, we do have swim stations.
I'm not sure I understand.
Think of a deep bathtub that you can swim in, but against a current.
Cool. What will they think of next? How much are they?
Sir, guests pay nothing to use the stations.
Excellent! Now what are the hours?
The gym is open 24/7, but the stations are open from 7 a. m. to 10 p. m. only.
I'm going to change into my trunks right now!
I think you'll like the experience, sir. It's a great workout.