Tom, aren't you a little too old to be trick-or-treating?
What are you talking about? Where is your Halloween spirit? Didn't you ever dress up in a costume and go around the neighborhood trick-or-treating with your friends?
Of course, I did, but when I was ten! Trick - or-treating is for kids, plus, I'm sure people will think you're a kidnapper or something, running around with kids NCP at night.
Whatever, I'm going next door I heard Mrs. Robinson is giving out big bags of M & Ms!