Can you read what this says?
Yes, and you could too if your hair wasn't hanging down in your face.
Don't dis my hair! I like it like this.
You like it, but it's getting to be a handicap for you.
Hey, that's enough about my hair.
I know a great hairdresser not far from here and she is cute too.
I don't go to hairdressers because they're cute.
Did I mention she's good at cutting hair too?