Hi I came in on flight 513. Everyone else took their luggage off the conveyor belt, but mine didn't seem to be there.
Let me check the computer. Uh-oh, Looks like your luggage is on its way to Paris.
You're kidding. What am I going to do?
Well, we can give you this lovely shaving kit and call you the minute your luggage arrives here. Just leave us a contact number.
You can reach me at 13661306917.
Thank you. I am terribly sorry about this. It very rarely happens. We do have a sophisticated tracking system, so I know we will find it soon. But we apologize for the inconvenience.
That's ok. There wasn't anything important in there anyway. The shaving kit more than makes up for my lost luggage.
Wow! I have been working here for 15 years and you're the first person to accept a lost luggage situation cheerfully.