I can help the next person in line.
That's me. I, I need to Mail this package.
OK, great! Where is it going?
It's going to Saint Louis, Missouri, and I needed to get there as fast as possible. It's my mother's birthday present, and her birthday is tomorrow. I don't want it to be late.
OK sir, I can do that. Will have to deliver it overnight which will cost extra money? Let's see it will be $32.50 to get the package there tomorrow, will you pay with a credit card or cash?
I have cash and please mark fragile on the box.
What is in here, sir. Is there anything dangerous? any liquids or chemicals?
No, there is just a box of chocolates and a cup. But I don't want the cup to break.