Next! Good morning, can I help you?
This place is a madhouse! Everybody is pushing and shoving!
Yes, I know. We are short-handed and we are very crowded today Now what can I do for you?
I want a ticket to New York.
Okay. One way or round trip?
One way, of course. I don't want to hang around here any longer. I was here in Los Angeles last year and I hated it. I come here on business every year and I hate it. It's too spread out, too smoggy!
That'll be $ 375. How would you like to pay?
Cash, of course. I don't believe in plastic money or credit cards, or any of that. Listen, can you hurry it up? You're taking forever!
I'm doing my best, sir. Aisle or window seat?
Window seat.
Smoking or nonsmoking?
Nonsmoking, of course! Oh, by the way, I'm supposed to get a special meal. Doctor's order - I can't eat meat. Last time I had a special salad plate. I'd like one of those this time, too.
I'm sorry. I'm not able to do that. We need twenty-four hours notice for special meal.
What! You can't give me my special salad?
I'm sony. I would like to, but I simply cannot.
Well, I don't give up so easily. Where's your supervisor?