Excuse me, but I'm looking for a gift for my friend.
Is it a Chinese New Year's gift or a birthday gift?
Well, it's a wedding gift.
Oh, I see. Let me guess. . . something sexy for the new bride on her first night of marriage?
Basically. But I have no idea what to get! She's American and kind of. . .
Well-endowed? Don't worry. I have some bras with bigger cup sizes in the back.