Mom, I want to get a motorcycle. Is that all right with you?
You mean a murder cycle? Did you know more cyclists die in accidents than motorists?
Mom! I'll wear a helmet and I'll drive sane. I promise.
I'll tell you what. You can get a motorcycle on one condition.
What's that?
You spend two weeks with dad in his ambulance as an EMT trainee and volunteer at the emergency room for one month.
And after that?
After that, we'll let you decide if you still want a murder, I mean motorcycle.