Ahem... uh, sir, I beg your pardon... Uh, mister, are you waiting to buy a ticket for the movie?
What's it look like, lady? This is the ticket line I'm standing in, isn't it?
Well, yes, it is, but...
So, what's your beef anyway, lady?
You just cut into line, in front of me and everyone else, that's what! Go take your place back at the end of the line, like every - one else!
Oh sure, lady, and fat chance I'd get a ticket before they're sold out. I'm staying right here, understand? So be a nice lady and butt out!
Just what gives you the right...?
Because I'm no sucker ; only suckers go to the end of the line. It's as simple as that, lady.
Well, you're no gentleman, either.
Okay, lady, just to show what a gentleman I really am, I'll let you go in front of me. Now, just buy your ticket and shut your trap, will you, lady?
Whew! I got the last one. This must be my lucky day!
What was that you just said? Last one...? Hey, they've closed the ticket window!
Yes, I'm afraid I bought the last ticket, and to think, if you hadn't been such a gentleman...
Lady! This is unfair! I've been cheated! I was in line before you.That should have been my ticket! Come on, hand it over, lady!