Excuse me, where is the newspaper?
Why do you want to read the newspaper? You always watch the news on TV.
I know, but I won't be leaving for another hour. I want to read the newspaper to kill time. I want to read the sports page.
I'm sorry. I put it in the garbage half an hour ago. Both Barbara and I read it. You never read the paper but just watch TV, so I threw it away.
Oh, I found it, but I can't find the page I want.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mike. I always throw away the sports section. You know we both hate those boring games.