Excuse me, am I going the right way for a few far?
I'm afraid not.
Oh, how can I get there?
Are you on foot?
Unfortunately, yes.
Well. It's easy enough to get there. You need to go down this road till you see a track on your left. Maybe half a mile off.
Half a mile, ok.
Then, take that track and keep going for another half mile.
It's over a mile away?
Oh, at least. Now, we get in a bridge, go straight over.
Er, ha.
Then a little way passed, you'll see a sign 'Hill Farm' on your left.
And that's finally it?
Yes.
Got it. Err, you're not driving that way, are you?
Sorry.