Why am I being arrested?
You have a warrant out for your arrest.
I don't have a warrant.
My computer shows that you have a bench warrant.
I don't know what a bench warrant is.
You apparently missed a court appearance.
I was never told to go to court.
There's nothing I can do about that.
This isn't fair.
That's life.
What about my rights?
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.