Yeah, I'Ve just moved here, and I'd like to activate my cell phone, and I'm not sure if I should go with a prepaid plan, or a monthly rate plan.
I see. Well, can I have a look at your phone? Unfortunately, this phone can't be used in the US, it's not compatible with our 3G network.
What? Really? I don't really want to have to buy a new phone.
Well, you're in luck! You see, if you sign up for our three-year plan, we'll throw in a handset for free.
Really? What's the catch?
There's no catch! You just choose a plan, sign a three-year contract and, that's it! Actually, we're running a special promotion right now, and we're giving away a Blackberry Curve with our special Mega Value forty dollar plan.
So what does this plan include?
Well, you get nine hundred anytime minutes, and you can also enjoy free mobile to mobile calling to other Tel-Mobile clients, one thousand text messages per month, and unlimited evening and weekend minutes. Oh, and we also offer a rollover option.
Wow, all this for forty dollars per month?
That's right, plus the activation fee, the emergency services fee, the monthly service fee, oh, and any charges for extra minutes, and. . .