. . . The rings please. May this ring be blessed so he who gives it and she who wears it may abide in peace, and continue in love until life's end.
With this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.
Honey, that's my pinkie. The ring goes on the ring finger!
This one?
That's my index finger!
Oh, right. This one, right?
Umm. . . that's the thumb, Nick.
Okay, Okay, I got it! This is the ring finger!