Isaac, something's wrong with the shower. It can't be turned off completely. It keeps dripping.
Yeah, maybe the shower head needs replacing.
Oh, it's probably just a washer or something that needs to be replaced. Can you take a look at it?
Me? I'm not a repairman. I don't even know what's wrong with it.
I know, but you're always so good when the TV needs to be fixed. You know, when the screen needs adjusting.
Yeah, well, that's an emergency.