Okay, Mr. Taylor, let's go ahead and begin. First of all, tell me about your last job.
Well, as stated on my resume, I worked for five years at Hi Tech Computers.
Okay. Hi Tech. And what do you know about computer networks and operating systems including DOS, Windows, Macintosh OS, and UNIX?
Umm ... well ... I did come in contact with computers every night at my last job.
Hum! ... And how about web site authoring skills? [Oh]. We are looking for someone to create and manage our company's web site which would include the development, configuration, and use of CGI scripts.
Umm ... uh, web page, web page. Huh ... I don't think I've read that book, and I'm afraid I've never used those CGI things.
Huh?! And what about experience with Java or JavaScript?
Well ... I think I've tried Java at a foreign coffee shop one time, if that's what you mean.
Okay, Mr. Taylor, I think I have ALL the information I need!
Oh, and I really like computer games. I play them everyday.