This sucks. I hate buying lingerie. Okay, just find something and get out of here. Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, don't come over here, don't come over here.
You look a little lost, can I help you?
Um, I'm just having a look around. It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow. I'm trying to find her something.
Well, you can't give her granny panties. Have you thought about getting her some sleepwear? We'Ve got these lovely, silky nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and and-bra set. Look, here's a nice satin push-up bra, and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it.
Sure that's fine. This is so awkward. . . what ones do I pick? What size is she?
Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts?
Just pick something and get the hell out of here. Um, I'll go with these two. This is mortifying. I just want to get this over with. She better thank me for this. . .
Here you are, sir. I'm sure she'll enjoy them.
Finally!
I'm sorry, sir. I'm going to have to take a look inside your bag.