You look like a basket case.
I'm not surprised.
What's the problem?
My brother in-law just dropped in from the states.
Yeah, and?
I decided to put him up while he's here, big mistake!
Why?
He's lazy. I tried being a good host, but if you give him an inch, he'll take a mile.
I guess you think twice next time he comes.
You can say that again.
So how long has he here for?
Two weeks. If he thinks I'll put up with his attitude that long he's got another thing coming.