Did you hear what happened to Mike in Accounts?
No. What?
He got arrested on Friday night and spent the night in jail.
No. Really, what happened?
Well, it was all a big mistake, actually. He got home on Friday night really late, and apparently he'd been out drinking with some clients, so he was really drunk.
Was he out with the guys from the bank?
Yes, I think so.
Oh, yeah, they always get really drunk.
Well, anyway, he'd somehow lost his wallet and his house keys, so he couldn't get in. He lives alone, you know.
Oh, really. I thought he lived with his wife.
No, she left him last year.
Oh, really? Do you know why?
Hang on, let me finish telling you what happened. Where was I?
He lost his wallet and keys.
Oh yes, well, he tried to climb in through the bathroom window, but apparently he slipped and broke the glass with his foot. The neighbors heard him and thought a robbery was in progress, so they called the police.
Oh, no.
Yes. So when the cops arrived, they didn't believe his story
So then what happened?
Well, when he sobered up, he called someone from work to come and bail him out.
Well, that's a bit of a tricky situation.