Did you hear about Joe? She hasn't eaten for days.
Why? What's eating her?
Love sick. You know who she's in love with?
I don't have the slightest idea.
Someone you're living with.
What? Not my Dad, I hope!?
Come on, Mary, it's your brother, Jack.
No kidding! Jack is such a log! He's never dated a girl.
The problem with Joe is that she's too shy to tell him.
And the problem with Jack is that he seems to have no interest in girls. He's putting his heart into his stamp collection.