Egg, this bathroom is a pigsty!
Helen, why do you keep flushing the toilet? What's wrong?
I just can't stand it. It's really gross in here! There's a stain on the toilet seat, and the floor was wet and slippery. So I cleaned it!
You did what? Helen, I know it's gross, but I've seen many public washrooms that are much worse. Why are you cleaning the counter top? are you out of your mind?
I can't help myself ; it's just so disgusting in here!
Helen, this is not like your own bathroom. Just leave it to the cleaners, okay?
Hang on. I'm just gonna quickly wipe the sink and sweep the floor.
You're such a neat freak! I'm outta here!