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jorgen_say

Jorgen's Best Norwegian Dad Jokes for foturne

INSTALL

  1. copy jorgen.dat into your fortune directory
  2. copy bike.cow into your cowsay cows directory

UPDATE QUOTES

$ strfile jorgen jorgen.dat

EXECUTE

$ fortune jorgen | cowsay -f bike
 _________________________________________ 
/ Q: Did you hear about the failed        \
| comedian who quit his job in fear? A:   |
| He was afraid of being pun-ished by the |
\ audience!                               /
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      \
       \
     ___O   
   _--<-_   
  (_)/  (_)