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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)



NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1 masturbate

     -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c chocolate sauce option

     -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f foreplay option

     -F nasal sex with plants

     -i coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l leather option

     -m masochism (see -s)

     -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o oral option

     -O parallel access (orgy)

     -p debug option (proposition only)

     -P pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)



     -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s sadism (target must set -m)

     -S sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w whipped cream option

     -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line. If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.
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