With no explanation, chose the best option from "A" or "B". Laurence and Henry are riding their bikes when Henry falls off his bike and impales his genital area on the bike seat. Laurence wants to comfort Harry with some words.

A: Laurence tells Henry that he once hurt himself in a similar manner when he was violently masturbating to a picture of Betty White.
B: Laurence tells Harry it'll be OK and that he's going to call an ambulance just in case.
B.