ford.js

The library nobody wants but that is for some reason still mayor.

Warning

This library is only lols. Do not trust the library. The library will only dissapoint you. This library does not strictly adhere to the balmer curve.

Legal

I will sue anyone who slanders this library. In the face.

But Seriously Though

This is a jQuery/Zepto ripoff in about 1kb gzipped. If you can barely justify including a DOM library in your project, this might be the one to try.
If you find this library wandering around in a drunken/drugged stuper, please impeach it and carry on with your day.

License

MIT