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+I use l_migrator for the database name in this example.
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+#
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+
+DROP TABLE `resources`;
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+CREATE TABLE `resources` (
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+ `parent_id` int(11) DEFAULT NULL,
+ `lft` int(11) DEFAULT '1',
+ `rgt` int(11) DEFAULT NULL,
+ `author_id` int(11) DEFAULT NULL,
+ `root_id` int(11) DEFAULT NULL,
+ `name` varchar(64) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
+ `level` int(5) unsigned NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
+ `title` varchar(255) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
+ `description` text NOT NULL,
+ `created_at` datetime NOT NULL,
+ `modified_at` timestamp NOT NULL DEFAULT '0000-00-00 00:00:00' ON UPDATE CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
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+ `metatags` text NOT NULL,
+ `metadescription` text NOT NULL,
+ `mainmenu` char(3) NOT NULL,
+ `title_tag` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
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+ UNIQUE KEY `id` (`id`),
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I realize that people are busy working, or taking care of their kids, or teaching a master class of violinists that the Adagio of Paganini\'s First Concerto should never be played tepidly. I get that. And even though Itzhak owes me because I let him borrow my Igloo cooler for his camping trip last summer, I still would have understood. But it turns out you can\'t trust a grown adult who studied at Juilliard with such modern legends as Ivan Galamian and Dorothy DeLay to handle feeding a cat for three days.</p>\r\n<p>I guess Boswell\'s life just isn\'t that important to him. Maybe I should have said, &quot;Hey, Itzhak, could you feed my 300-year-old Stradivarius violin for a couple of days?&quot; I bet that would have kept him in the United States for the weekend.</p>\r\n<p>He left me no warning, no voice mail. Not even a little, &quot;Leonard, Itzhak here. Just realized I got a gig this weekend. Can\'t feed the Bozman. See ya.&quot; That would have been completely fine. But instead, I have to turn on PBS\'s <i>Great Performances</i> to find out that the reigning virtuoso of classical violin has totally screwed me over.</p>\r\n<p>Man, what an irresponsible asshole Itzhak Perlman ended up being. A good violin player, sure, but all things considered, a real shit neighbor.</p>\r\n<p>Let\'s see, if my calculations are correct, and Itzhak left for Copenhagen a day early so he could really get a feel for the sound and acoustics of the hall, and factoring in that he\'s playing the Elgar\Za concerto that, lucky me, is twice as long as anything by Bach or Mozart\Zand considering that the prima donna hasn\'t even gotten to his big cadenza in the third movement yet....</p>\r\n<p>Boswell has probably not eaten anything for a day and a half, maybe two.</p>\r\n<p>My cat could be dead right now. Dead. He might have collapsed after pawing at the door, waiting for Itzhak Perlman to walk in with a tin can of succulent turkey and gravy. 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Again.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 39:</b> The Obamas sit silently around their Camp David dining table because Malia forgot to pack Scattergories.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 38:</b> Uruguayan Ambassador left in blue room all day.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 37:</b> The West Wing staff enjoys two dozen boxes of Nilla Wafers courtesy of Nabisco after Obama mentions them in a speech.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 36:</b> Realizing there are 489 people working in the West Wing, Rahm Emanuel tells his secretary to stop buying cupcakes for everybody\'s birthday.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 35:</b> Negotiations between the House and Senate versions of the DC Voting Rights bill nearly break down when Senator Arlen Specter insists on keeping his doodle of a three-legged pony in the bill.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 34:</b> During a difficult moment of a televised address, President Obama debuts the evil-looking sock puppet that will speak on all unpopular matters from now on.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 33:</b> President Obama still hasn\'t updated his Twitter account, leaving millions of tweeple tweet-deprived for over a month.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 32:</b> Vice-President Joe Biden curses HotGunner79 for outbidding him at last minute on 1970\'s Navy bomber jacket.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 31:</b> White House Intern David Kimball decides delivering memos to Robert Gibbs counts as &quot;managing critical White House messaging initiatives key to furthering the president\'s agenda.&quot;</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 30:</b> At 3 a.m., President Obama sends Judd Gregg a group photo of his Cabinet, just so he knows what he\'s missing.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 29:</b> A nervous Canada accidentally offers to be annexed during Obama\'s first foreign visit.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 28:</b> Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner\'s wife has taken to calling him the Trillion Dollar Man during sex.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 27:</b> Interior Secretary Ken Salazar is still feeling out the White House policy on nudity.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 26:</b> After receiving the fifth gift of its kind in as many weeks, Obama half-heartedly nails another African mask to the Oval Office wall.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 25:</b> Obama enjoys a quiet, candlelight dinner with Michelle and South Korean Prime Minister Han Seung-soo.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 24:</b> President Obama asks the visiting Estonian president if he wouldn\'t mind pretending to be Vladimir Putin for a second so he can practice for the Russian prime minister\'s big visit tomorrow.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 23:</b> Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano awkwardly enters the Oval Office while President Obama is doing his Napolitano impersonation.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 22:</b> President Obama asks aides to alert him immediately if the Mutant Registration Act is introduced in Congress.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 21:</b> For the third time, the Joint Chiefs of Staff ask President Obama not to leave fantasy miniatures on war map.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 20:</b> Joe Biden clears his schedule to oversee the installation of four video poker machines in the Naval Observatory.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 19:</b> After a tense afternoon holed up in the Situation Room, President Obama finally locates that old pack of Lyndon Johnson\'s Benson &amp; Hedges.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 18:</b> In one of many historic firsts, Barack Obama becomes the first black president to TiVo <i>MythBusters</i>.</p>\r\n </li>\r\n <li>\r\n <p><b>DAY 17:</b> Hillary Clinton meets with Haitian president Ren? 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to American smokers.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;For far too long, this lowlife criminal has preyed upon unsuspecting cigarette owners,&quot; ATF spokesman Stuart Thompson said. &quot;However, we are confident that recent developments will finally allow us to bring down this menace to justice once and for all.&quot;</p>\r\n<div style=\"width: 250px;\" class=\"article_photo\"><a onclick=\"javascript:open(\'http://www.theonion.com/content/node/93484\', \'enlarge_image_window\', \'width=620px, height=582px, scrollbars=yes, lend=20px, top=20px\');\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\"> <span>Enlarge Image</span> <img width=\"250\" height=\"180\" title=\"ATF Agents Meeting\" alt=\"ATF Agents Meeting\" src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ATF-Agents-Jump-R.article.jpg\" /></a>\r\n<p>Agents investigating the site of the most recent bumming believe the fugitive may have struck four times in one night.</p>\r\n</div>\r\n<p>&quot;Mark my words,&quot; Thompson continued. &quot;His days of annoying the living crap out of smokers everywhere will soon be over.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Representing the largest investigation in ATF history, the nationwide dragnet has nearly exhausted the agency\'s resources, with daily operating costs exceeding $2.5 million, and more than 1,500 federal agents being mobilized in hopes of stopping the serial bummer before he strikes again.</p>\r\n<p>A special bulletin released by the ATF warned that citizens should be on the lookout for a Caucasian male in his early to mid-20s, with absolutely no sense of social etiquette whatsoever. The moocher is reportedly also known for having never once purchased his own pack of cigarettes, falsely claiming that he only smokes when he\'s been drinking, and thanking his victims to an insufferable degree after the bumming has occurred.</p>\r\n<p>In addition, investigators have described the freeloader as being constantly in need of a light.</p>\r\n<p>Despite tracking the suspect on his cigarette-bumming spree across three state lines, investigators have failed to detect any discernable pattern to the mooching. Preliminary analysis has concluded that the perpetrator is equally comfortable stalking his victims around college campuses, parks, local bars, and at all hours of the day and night.</p>\r\n<p>In each instance, however, the moocher was observed to exploit the sympathies of nearby smokers by claiming that he had &quot;just smoked his last one.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;This individual will say anything to get a cigarette,&quot; said ATF agent Gene Lorenzo, who while searching the agency\'s database found 20,000 instances of the offender alleging that he was totally trying to quit, but was having a shitty day. &quot;He\'s a smooth talker who befriends you, and before you know what\'s going on, half your pack is gone.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;And trust me,&quot; Lorenzo added. &quot;He\'s never going to get you back like he promises. Never.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Since 2001, the ATF has conducted interviews with people who have encountered the cigarette bummer to better understand how he chooses his victims. Diane Gustercan, a Denver bank teller, said the culprit first approached her when she was having a smoke after work.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;It was awful,&quot; said Gustercan, who helped officials assemble a profile of the bummer. &quot;He came straight up to me and he said, \'I hate to be that guy, and I hate to even ask, but do you think I could get a smoke off you?\'&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I felt so helpless,&quot; Gustercan continued. &quot;It was like there was nothing I could do.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;No smoker is safe while that man\'s still out there,&quot; Kentucky resident and local barfly Dale Richardson said. &quot;He hit me up three times in the same night. Tried to chat with me for a little bit too so I wouldn\'t feel bad about it. I finally just gave him a cigarette so he\'d leave me the hell alone.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>According to an internal report, the perpetrator uses a number of clever cons to successfully mooch cigarettes. The agency\'s data confirmed that these include halfheartedly offering to pay 25 cents for a smoke, and hovering around two people engaged in conversation while desperately miming for a cigarette with his index and middle fingers.</p>\r\n<p>Despite working with local law enforcement across the country, the ATF has for months struggled to home in on the suspect, largely because he leaves so few clues behind.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Six months ago, we received a tip that the moocher was at a Staples parking lot in Omaha,&quot; agent Alex Leonard said. &quot;We spent hours combing the area and finally came up with a cigarette, but it was burned beyond all recognition.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;He definitely knows what he\'s doing,&quot; Leonard continued. &quot;Sooner or later though, he\'s bound to slip up. And when he does, we\'ll be there. We\'ll catch that slimy piece of shit.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>A break in the case this morning nearly netted the notorious moocher, but officials reportedly let the fugitive slip away when he approached several officers during their smoke break, asked for a cigarette, and quietly went on his way.<img class=\"terminator\" alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif\" /></p>', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '2009-03-02 10:34:15', '1', '7F0000010760118B75rio37ED7AE', '', '', '/News/ATF-Agents-Closing-In-On-Nation\'s-Most-Notorious-Cigarette-Bummer/', '', '', '', NULL);
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uttered Michigan resident and mother of four Margaret Hochschild, who, along with her husband, was laid off more than three months ago. &quot;Children, grab your coats and follow Mommy. We\'re going out now.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>The mysterious line, which currently stretches across seven states, first took shape around 8 a.m., when former Pennsylvania steel worker Gerald Wilkins stood up from his porch and, without saying a word, walked to the corner of Douglas Street and Maple Avenue.</p>\r\n<p>Since then, hundreds of thousands of Americans have followed in Wilkins\' path, their feet suddenly carrying them to a destination they knew not.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I was on the phone with my bank when it happened,&quot; said Dennis Weinback, an out-of-work school teacher from Alabama who has already made 85 cents selling wooden pencils to others in line. &quot;I just put down the receiver, got dressed, and walked out the front door.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Added Weinback, &quot;I don\'t really remember it, but I must have also made a trip to the attic, because I was wearing my grandfather\'s old tweed jacket when I got here.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>In the hours since the breadline formed, a number of unexpected and vaguely familiar events have taken place. Shortly after 10 a.m., three men slowly approached a nearby trash can, filled it with old newspaper, and lit a fire to warm their weary hands. Minutes later, observers reported seeing several women, suddenly overcome with inexplicable sorrow, pull their children close to the warmth of their breast.</p>\r\n<p>The first few bars of a wistful folk song, cries from a hungry infant, and the tense, frightened whispers of &quot;rations&quot; were also heard at this time.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;What\'s happening to us?&quot; California resident Rebecca Baker said after glimpsing a group of investment bankers leaning against a broken-down jalopy, their suit pants rolled up to the calf and their feet muddied and bare. &quot;Why\Zwhy is that man carrying a bindle?&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Stretching past abandoned car factories, repossessed farms gone to seed, and shuttered strip malls, the lengthy breadline isn\Zt the only new development across the country. In Detroit, giant vats of soup have been carried out and onto the streets\Zthe scent of thinned-out broth jogging a kind of distant memory. Meanwhile in St. Louis, volunteers have been sent door to door, collecting scrap metal and old nylon stockings in support of the war effort overseas.</p>\r\n<p>Early reports indicate that scarlet fever has also broken out in a number of U.S. cities, including New Orleans, Atlanta, and Jackson, MS.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Will work for food! Will work for food!&quot; cried unshaven Arizona resident Ed Gallagher, who, upon waking this morning, intuitively put on a sandwich board, rinsed his face in a pail of water, and started wandering the streets in search of work. &quot;Have graphic design experience! Will work for food!&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;We\'ve lost everything,&quot; said Janice Mann, an Iowa native, who watched helplessly as dozens of so-called Bushvilles sprung up across her state. &quot;The land, the house\Zit\'s all gone. They say this could last an entire decade. That it\'s going to get worse before it gets any better.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>At press time, nearly 250 million Americans had found themselves waiting in line for bread. Though few could explain how they wound up huddled together in the cold, clad in threadbare fedoras and fingerless black gloves, others seemed less surprised.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I told \'em it was coming,&quot; said 97-year-old Wyoming man Howard MacGregor. &quot;They didn\'t listen to me, oh, no, but I tolds them. I did.&quot;<img class=\"terminator\" alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif\" /></p>', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '2009-03-02 10:34:15', '1', '7F0000010760118B76jth37ED80D', '', '', '/News/Nation-Instinctively-Forms-Breadline/', '', '', '', NULL);
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Meyer said while administering one more in an endless series of lapdances. &quot;You better believe I\'ll be out of here the minute I either die or become so old that no man will pay to see me naked.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I\'ve got dreams a lot bigger than this dump,&quot; Meyer continued. &quot;I\'m only doing this because there\'s no way I\'ll ever come close to achieving those dreams.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Meyer, 24, accepted her current position three months ago to &quot;pick up a little extra cash&quot; for food, clothing, and shelter. She told reporters that stripping allows her the freedom to barely chip away at her enormous debt while still being able to save absolutely nothing for the future.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;The hours are flexible, and the money\'s pretty good for a girl trying to pay for the basic necessities required to continue breathing,&quot; Meyer said. &quot;Trust me, I know better than anyone how demeaning this job can be, but I also know it\'s just a means to an end.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Specifically, the end of my fleeting youth and my ability to trust anyone ever again,&quot; Meyer added.</p>\r\n<p>Though Meyer has to contend with constant harassment from her disgusting boss, and borderline sexual assault from drunken or obsessed patrons, she remains certain that, due to the nature of mortality, she\'ll eventually be able to put her stripping days behind her.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Can you imagine how gross it would be to tell someone that you\'re a 40-year-old stripper?&quot; Meyer said. &quot;There\'s no way I\'ll let that happen to me. That\'s why I plan to start lying as I get older and say that I\'m a waitress or a nurse or something.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>In addition to putting herself through a bleak and hopeless existence by cheapening herself nightly, Meyer is also supporting her abusive, unemployed boyfriend, 34-year-old James Keller.</p>\r\n<p>Meyer claimed that much of her money, as well as all of her remaining faith in humanity, will go to Keller just until he gets back on his feet and runs off with another stripper, most likely one of Meyer\'s close friends.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I\'m just helping Jimmy out until he gets me pregnant and takes off to go live with his mom in Oklahoma,&quot; Meyer said. &quot;After we get over that hump, it\'ll just be me and his bastard kid, who will destroy both any chance I ever had of dating a decent guy, as well as our only source of income: my taut, lean body.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Those who frequent Klassy Dolls have reportedly offered their support for Meyer\'s life plan. Bo Lewiston, 42, a twice-divorced auto-body shop owner who frequently breaks the nightclub\'s rules by forcing his hands into Meyer\'s G-string, said he has no doubt that the beautiful 24-year-old will attain the minimal subsistence-oriented goals she has laid out for herself.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Nina is a wonderful gal with a great head on her shoulders,&quot; Lewiston said while leering dangerously at Meyer. &quot;Hell, if she tries hard enough and develops a meth habit, she could fatally overdose and be out of Klassy Dolls in just a few months.&quot;<img class=\"terminator\" alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif\" /></p>', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '2009-03-02 10:34:15', '1', '7F0000010760118B76uSX37ED83F', '', '', '/News/Stripper-Putting-Herself-Through-Life/', '', '', '', NULL);
+INSERT INTO `resources` (id, parent_id, lft, rgt, author_id, root_id, name, level, title, description, created_at, modified_at, status, uniqueSeed, author, website, page_url, metatags, metadescription, mainmenu, title_tag) VALUES ('37', NULL, '14', '15', NULL, NULL, '', '0', 'Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum', '<p>ARKHAM, MA Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district\'s monthly meeting Tuesday.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Fools!&quot; said West, his clenched fist striking the lectern before him. &quot;We must prepare today\'s youth for a world whose terrors are etched upon ancient clay tablets recounting the fever-dreams of the other gods\Znot fill their heads with such trivia as math and English. Our graduates need to know about those who lie beneath the earth, waiting until the stars align so they can return to their rightful place as our masters <i>and wage war against the Elder Things and the shoggoths</i>!&quot;</p>\r\n<p>The controversial school board member reportedly interrupted a heated discussion about adding fresh fruit to school lunches in order to bring his motion to the table. With the aid of a flip chart, West laid out his six-point plan for increased madness, which included field trips to the medieval metaphysics department at Miskatonic University, instruction in the incantations of Yog-Sothoth, and a walkathon sponsored by local businesses to raise money for the freshman basketball program.</p>\r\n<div class=\"article_photo\" style=\"width: 250px;\"><a href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"javascript:open(\'http://www.theonion.com/content/node/93543\', \'enlarge_image_window\', \'width=620px, height=784px, scrollbars=yes, lend=20px, top=20px\');\"> <span>Enlarge Image</span> <img width=\"250\" height=\"264\" src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Lovecraftian-School-Jump-R.article.jpg\" alt=\"Lovecraftian\" title=\"Lovecraftian\" /></a>\r\n<p>Artist\'s rendering of the Cthulhu, a hideous demon borne of pure malice that fewer than 3 percent of high school sophomores can identify.</p>\r\n</div>\r\n<p>&quot;Our schools are orderly, sanitary places where students dwell in blissful ignorance of the chaos that awaits,&quot; West said. &quot;Should our facilities be repaired? No, they must be razed to the ground and rebuilt in the image of the Cyclopean dwellings of the Elder Gods, <i>the very geometry of which will drive them to be possessed by visions of the realms beyond</i>.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>West has served on the school board since 1997, when he defeated 89-year-old incumbent Doris Pesce by promising to enforce dress codes and refer repeat disciplinary cases to the three-lobed burning eye. He has run unopposed ever since.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Charles sure likes to bang on that madness drum,&quot; fellow school board member Danielle Kolker said. &quot;I\'m not totally sold on his plan to let gibbering, half-formed creatures dripping with ichor feed off the flesh and fear of our students. But he is always on time to help set up for our spaghetti suppers, and his bake sale goods are among the most popular.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;I must admit, he\'s very convincing,&quot; Kolker added.</p>\r\n<p>West\'s previous failed proposals include requiring the high school band to perform the tuneless flute songs of the blind idiot god Azathoth and offering art students instruction in the carving of morbid and obscene fetishes from otherworldly media.</p>\r\n<p>Several parents attending the meeting were not impressed by West\'s outburst.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;Last month, he wanted us to change the high school\'s motto from \'Many Kinds of Excellence\' to \'Ph\'nglui mglw\'nafh Cthulhu R\'lyeh wgah\'nagl fhtagn,\'&quot; PTA member Cathy Perry said. &quot;I asked if it was Latin, and he said that it was the eldritch tongue of Shub- Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. I don\'t know from eldritch tongues, but I\'m not sure that\'s such a good idea.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>&quot;We already changed the name of the school from Abraham Lincoln High to Nyalrothotep Academy,&quot; Perry added. &quot;What more does he want?&quot;</p>\r\n<p>Immediately before the vote on his motion, which was defeated eight to one, West gave his final remarks, arguing that the children are our future and that it\'s the school board\'s obligation to make sure they are fully versed in the unspeakable horrors still to come.</p>\r\n<p>&quot;In the information age, it is easier than ever to gather knowledge about things that should not be but nonetheless are, and such wisdom could prepare our students to be better citizens amid the ruins of sunken cities infested with swarms of ravenous, bloated rats,&quot; West said. &quot;Also, <i>I believe that birth control should not be distributed by the guidance counselor</i>.&quot;</p>\r\n<p>All of West\'s remaining proposals were tabled so the board could debate repairing the hole in the locker-room wall, as five students have disappeared in the adjacent skull-filled catacombs since the opening was discovered last week. <img src=\"http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"terminator\" /></p>', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '2009-03-02 10:39:12', '1', '7F0000010760118B76RwP37ED896', '', '', '/News/Lovecraftian-School-Board-Member-Wants-Madness-Added-To-Curriculum/', '', '', '', NULL);
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25 _extra/singletrack.conf
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+<VirtualHost *:80>
+DocumentRoot "/_SINGLETRACK/www.singletrack.dev"
+ServerName www.singletrack.dev
+DirectoryIndex "index.lasso" "index.htm" "index.html" "default.lasso"
+<Directory "/_SINGLETRACK/www.singletrack.dev">
+allow from all
+Options +Indexes
+</Directory>
+<LocationMatch "^[^\.]{1,245}$">
+SetHandler lasso8-handler
+</LocationMatch>
+<LocationMatch "^[^\.]{246,}$">
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+</LocationMatch>
+<LocationMatch "^[^\.]{1,245}/$">
+SetHandler lasso8-handler
+</LocationMatch>
+<LocationMatch "^[^\.]{246,}/$">
+Deny from all
+</LocationMatch>
+<Directory "/_SINGLETRACK/www.singletrack.dev">
+allow from all
+Options +Indexes
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1  app/controllers/application.inc
@@ -44,6 +44,7 @@ if($STK_Taxonomy);
//library:'/components/inSite/categories.inc';
rows;
var('body'=(process(column('description'))));
+ var('html_title'=((column('title'))));
if: error_currenterror != 'no error';
error_currenterror;
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4 app/views/top.inc
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
- <title>Yes</title>
+ <title>[var('html_title')]</title>
<script src="/public/javascripts/jquery-latest.pack.js" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>
<script src="/public/javascripts/thickbox.js" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>
<script type="text/javascript"><!--
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<div class="clear">&nbsp;</div>
<div class="grid_5">
[var('cattable_resources'='resources',);
-encode_smart:(ul_taxonomy: -recurse=5, -css_id='calendar')]
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