You got any tourist traps worth visiting?
Sure. But it depends where.
What about San Fran?
I got 10 there for you. Try this historical landmark, Alcatraz. They used to have a military prison and then a federal prison there, but now it is a national recreation area open to tours
You must have their phone number since you've spent time there.
Ha Ha. 415-561-4900.
Should I bring the kids?
Not unless they are juvenile delinquents.
Ok, touche. What else to you have?
Well Alcatraz Island is also an Historical Landmark.
Any good movies playing around there. See if the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema is showing a love story.
There are 2. Say Anything and The Visitor.
Say Anything!
Anything. Now how about some tickets.
No now, Funny Man. Find me some Justin Kelly non-fiction flicks online.
I see 1. JT LeRoy.
JT LeRoy? Great pick.
Should I play it?
Please do. With subtitles.
JT LeRoy with subtitles?
You got it.
The movie has started.
Great. I think we are done here.
Ok. You know where to find me.