zzsheldon.sh

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# Exibe aleatoriamente uma frase do Sheldon, do seriado The Big Bang Theory.
#
# Uso: zzsheldon
# Ex.: zzsheldon
#
# Autor: Jonas Gentina, <jgentina (a) gmail com>
# Desde: 2015-09-25
# Versão: 2
# Requisitos: zzzz zztool zzaleatorio zztrim zzjuntalinhas zzlinha zzsqueeze zzxml zzutf8
# Tags: internet, distração
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zzsheldon ()
{
	zzzz -h sheldon "$1" && return

	# Declaracoes locais:
	local url="http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/character/Sheldon/"
	local begin="Quote from the episode"
	local end="Correct this quote"

	zztool source ${url}$(zzaleatorio 262) |
	zzutf8 |
	sed 's/Correct this quote/<p>Correct this quote<\/p>/g' |
	zzxml --tag p |
	zzjuntalinhas -i '<p' -f '<.p>' -d ' ' |
	sed 's/<br \/>/|/g' |
	zzxml --untag |
	zzsqueeze |
	sed -n "/$begin/,/$end/p" |
	zztrim -H |
	zzjuntalinhas -i "$begin" -f "$end" -d "|" |
	zzlinha |
	tr '|' '\n' |
	sed "/$end/d;s/$begin/Episode -/;/^[[:blank:]]*$/d" |
	zztrim -H |
	sed "2,$ { /:/!s/^/	/; s/: /:	/; }" |
	expand -t 10
}