dadsay

A cowsay-like program that turns a given string into a dad joke.

$ dadsay water you talking about
 __________________________________________________________
/ How do you make holy water?                              \
\ You boil the hell out of it.                             /
 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
      \       _____
       \     /---- \
        \   [&]/ [&]
            ( (c   /)
              ===; |
             _\__/ |____
            /  < >      |
           /   / \   /  /
          /  / | |  /  /
 ___/)___/  /_/)___/  /
'--;______'--;_______/
            |  | /   ]
            /  \/    \

Brought to you by chr who gave it to garbados for Sneepsnop 2017

Install & Usage

Dadsay is just one file: dadsay.py. You will need Python 3 to use it. Here's how to create an alias for dadsay:

# get the source
git clone https://github.com/garbados/dadsay

# add an alias for dadsay to .bash_aliases
echo "alias dadsay='$(pwd)/dadsay/dadsay.py'" >> ~/.bash_aliases

# re-initialize the terminal environment
exec bash

# LET THE PUNS FLOW
dadsay see you next fall

Contributing

Contributions welcome! Please file an issue for bug reports, feature requests, and usage questions. If you'd like to add more jokes, send us a pull request! Thanks for trying dadsay :)

License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.