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In the beginning was the Word,
And the Word was Git,
All things were made through Git,
And everything was Good, Git Good.
And the Git said, "Let there be code," and there was code. And the Git saw that the code was good. And the Git divided the code into branches and commits, and called the branches "development" and the commits "versions." And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
And the Git said, "Let there be collaboration among developers," and there was collaboration. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created pull requests and merge conflicts, and called them "reviews" and "resolutions." And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
And the Git said, "Let there be automation," and there was automation. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created scripts and hooks, and called them "workflows" and "triggers." And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.
And the Git said, "Let there be software," and there was software. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git blessed the software, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the bugs and the crashes, and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day.
And the Git said, "Let there be open-source," and there was open-source. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created communities and contributors, and called them "developers" and "maintainers." And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.
And the Git said, "Let there
be updates and enhancements," and there were updates and enhancements. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created bug fixes and new features, and called them "patches" and "releases." And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
And on the seventh day, the Git rested, for all the work that had been done was good. And the Git saw that all the code and software that had been created was very good. And thus, the Git created a powerful tool to manage and improve software development, and it was called Git.
In the beginning was the Word,
And the Word was Git,
All things were made through Git,
And everything was Good, Git Good.
And the Git said, "Let there be code," and there was code. And the Git saw that the code was good. And the Git divided the code into branches and commits, and called the branches "development" and the commits "versions." And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
And the Git said, "Let there be collaboration among developers," and there was collaboration. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created pull requests and merge conflicts, and called them "reviews" and "resolutions." And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
And the Git said, "Let there be automation," and there was automation. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created scripts and hooks, and called them "workflows" and "triggers." And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.
And the Git said, "Let there be software," and there was software. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git blessed the software, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the bugs and the crashes, and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day.
And the Git said, "Let there be open-source," and there was open-source. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created communities and contributors, and called them "developers" and "maintainers." And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.
And the Git said, "Let there
be updates and enhancements," and there were updates and enhancements. And the Git saw that it was good. And the Git created bug fixes and new features, and called them "patches" and "releases." And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
And on the seventh day, the Git rested, for all the work that had been done was good. And the Git saw that all the code and software that had been created was very good. And thus, the Git created a powerful tool to manage and improve software development, and it was called Git.
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