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6c50b1b Sep 6, 2013
@ymendel @twe4ked
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# Description
# Philippe is standing on it.
#
# Dependencies:
# "htmlparser": "1.7.6"
# "soupselect": "0.2.0"
#
# Configuration:
# None
#
# Commands:
# hubot achewood - A random Achewood comic
# hubot achewood current - The most recent Achewood comic
# hubot achewood <date> - Achewood comic from <date> - mm/dd/yyyy format
# hubot achewood <keyword> - Achewood comic for keyword
# hubot saddest thing - The saddest thing, according to Lie Bot
#
# Author:
# 1000hz
htmlparser = require "htmlparser"
Select = require("soupselect").select
module.exports = (robot) ->
withDate = (date) ->
"http://achewood.com/index.php?date=#{date}"
fetchAchewood = (msg, url) ->
msg.http(url).get() (err, res, body) ->
handler = new htmlparser.DefaultHandler()
parser = new htmlparser.Parser(handler)
parser.parseComplete(body)
img = Select handler.dom, "img.comic"
comic = img[0].attribs
msg.send "http://achewood.com" + comic.src + "#.png"
msg.send comic.title
robot.respond /achewood\s?((?:0[1-9]|1[0-2]).?(?:0[1-9]|[1-2][0-9]|3[0-1]).?(?:20\d{2})$|.*)?/i, (msg) ->
arg = msg.match[1]
if arg == undefined
msg.http("http://www.ohnorobot.com/random.pl?comic=636")
.get() (err, res, body) ->
fetchAchewood(msg, res.headers['location'])
else if arg == "current"
fetchAchewood(msg, "http://achewood.com")
else if arg.match /\d{2}.?\d{2}.?\d{4}/
date = arg.replace /\D/g, ''
fetchAchewood(msg, withDate(date))
else
query = arg
msg.http("http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.pl?comic=636&lucky=1&s=#{query}")
.get() (err, res, body) ->
fetchAchewood(msg, res.headers['location'])
robot.respond /.*saddest thing\?*/i, (msg) ->
saddest = msg.random ["06022003", "11052001", "09052006", "07302007"]
fetchAchewood(msg, withDate(saddest))