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@tombell @harukizaemon
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# Description:
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# Dependencies:
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# Configuration:
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# harukizaemon
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.hear /surely you/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "I am, and don't call me Shirley."
robot.hear /I can'?t .* tell/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "You can tell me. I'm a doctor."
robot.hear /I('?ve| have) never/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
robot.hear /hospital\?/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."