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# Description:
# Quotes by Lawrence from Office Space
#
# Dependencies:
# None
#
# Configuration:
# None
#
# Commands:
# hey lawrence - Display a random quote by Lawrence
#
# Notes:
# None
#
# Author:
# carmstrong
quotes = [
"Fuckin' A, man!",
"[from the next apartment through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.",
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.",
"Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.",
"Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.",
"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.",
"Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick."
]
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.hear /.*(hey lawrence).*/i, (msg) ->
quote = msg.random quotes
msg.send "http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/27/officespace18.jpg", "\"" + quote + "\""
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