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# Description:
# Respond to specific phrases with quotes from Sealab 2021
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# Configuration:
# None
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# Commands:
# /(did|can) hubot/ - "Not me! I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot"
# energy - "I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!"
# bad idea - "Oh why don't you just shout down every idea I have? How about you call Bruce Springsteen and tell him to get another nickname since you're already the Boss! Huh? Yeah? Yeah!"
# change hubot - "You want the mustache on, or off?"
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# Author:
# lancepantz
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.hear /^(did|can) hubot/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "Not me! I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot"
robot.hear /energy/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!"
robot.hear /bad idea/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "Oh why don't you just shout down every idea I have? How about you call Bruce Springsteen and tell him to get another nickname since you're already the Boss! Huh? Yeah? Yeah!"
robot.hear /change hubot/i, (msg) ->
msg.reply "You want the mustache on, or off?"