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# Description:
# Serenity Now!!
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# Dependencies:
# None
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# Configuration:
# None
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# Commands:
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# Author:
# madtimber
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.hear /serenity|serenity now/i, (msg) ->
quotes = ["Serenity now...insanity later!",
"Hey Braun!...Costanza is kicking your butt!",
"Costanza, you're white hot!!",
"Hey Braun, I got good news and bad news...and they're both the same, you're fired!",
"Listen to me, George....I owe ya one.",
"This is a place of business, I told you never to come in here! Serenity now!",
"Hoochie mama!!!"]
msg.send msg.random quotes
msg.send "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEMHtoWGLW0"
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