Dear gods of geekdom this is fugly. But it is my first "totally from scratch" crystal script. I learned all about arrays, appending said arrays, getting samples and other fun things.
Inspired by xkcd #1930 - Calendar Facts
Did you know that [a recurring event] [occurs in an unusual manner] because of [phenomena or political decisions]? Apparently [wild card statement]."
While it may seem like trivia, it [trivia]