Hey, I'm looking to rent a movie tonight that's pretty kid friendly. I want to watch one at home tonight on my day off. Can you find something for me?
Hi, how can I help you? Okay. What kind?
Well, I love something with Denzel Washington in it. That's also kid friendly.
Okay. Glory. Following the Battle of Antietam, Col. Robert Gould Shaw (Matthew Broderick) is offered command of the United States' first all-African-American regiment, the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry. With junior officer Cabot Forbes (Cary Elwes), Shaw puts together a strong and proud unit, including the escaped slave Trip (Denzel Washington) and the wise gravedigger John Rawlins (Morgan Freeman). At first limited to menial manual tasks, the regiment fights to be placed in the heat of battle.
What's R-rated?
PG.
Oh. Alright. Is that on Amazon?
No.
Oh, I need something on Amazon.
Remember the Titans.
Alright.
In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, an institution revered each game celebrated more lavishly than Christmas, each playoff distinguished more grandly than any national holiday. And with such recognition comes powerful emotions. In 1971 high school football was everything to the people of Alexandria. But when the local school board was forced to integrate an all-black school with an all-white school, the very foundation of football's great tradition was put to the test.
Alright. Is that on Amazon?
Yes.
Alright, can you buy that for me?
Buying rental for $2.99.
Alright. Thank you Google.
Bye. See you later.