I got my friends Timmy and Lisa coming over, and we want to do something fun.
You should be practicing social distancing with what's going on in the world right now with Coronavirus.
We'll stay six feet apart, I promise you. Besides, you are not my mother!
What can I help you with, then?
Well, how about you tell me the names of the theaters here in Stoneyford, Oregon?
The two theaters in town are the Mountain AMC 16 and the Holiday Cinemark 12.
Hang on, let me text them and see if there are any movies they are interested in watching.
Ok, I will await your response!
Ok, the two of them want to see NO TIME TO DIE, or MULAN. Are either of them playing at the Mountain theater? I know that's the closest to here.
No. The Mountain AMC 16 Theater is not showing either film and is temporarily closed due to Coronavirus.
Bummer, man. Ok, how about the other theater?
The Holiday Cinemark 12 is also closed due to Coronavirus and is not showing either film.
Are you serious? This stupid Coronavirus has both theaters closed?
Yes, theaters are deemed non-essential and not open currently.
Well, do you know when those movies are coming out?
Both NO TIME TO DIE and MULAN are scheduled for release in the fall currently.
Well, that puts a crimp in my plans. I'll let them know that there's no movies to be seen.
Anything else I can help you with?
No, I guess we'll just sit around and smoke weed. Put the "Stoney" in Stoneyford. Thanks for the help.
Sorry I could not help you. Better luck next time!