Wowie!
Welcome to the Coronavirus Theater!
How's your day?
Good, good. How was yours?
Not bad, for a typical weekday!
What would you like to watch from our choices?
I would say something corona-virusy
I would say Trump vs. Coronavirus just might be your choice!
Who's in that movie?
Trump, the only person who has the coronavirus.
Yeah, interesting, Ohhh.....right?
Yeah, interesting, right?
Not really....
How so, my good friend?
He's the ONLY ONE that has it....
And...?
Yet, anyone can get infected with it.
Oh, this is the point in time, where everyone else has been cured, except the President. Can I confirmed, 10 people, Trump vs. Coronavirus in the Coronavirus theater, at 10 PM, tonight?
All of that is a go! Actually, perhaps, 9 tickets!
Okay, your tickets are confirmed and they’ve been sent to your email address