What movie should I see?
There are a few that you might like. Are you going alone or with someone?
I'm probably going to go with Tammy
Are you looking for something to make you laugh, or cry, or scream, or feel like good people always win?
Maybe something that has a few scares, but with the good guys winning
Does Tammy like movies with some blood or movies with a lot of suspense?
She's good with blood, but she really likes suspense.
Are you okay with tension getting ramped up higher and higher for a whole movie?
Ahhh...well, I like some jumps, but I don't really want to just feel creeped out with nothing happening for the whole movie
We're narrowing it down. So, you're thinking of something that has some tension, some jump where the good guys win?
That sounds about right
Question from left field. Do you want some laughs mixed in?
Depends on the kind of laughs. If we're talking about a long joke that I have to spend a lot of time figuring out the subtext, forget it.
What about some visual gag? Maybe even a little gross?
As long as it fits with the movie. I don't want to sit through a hour and a half of third grade jokes
Do guns and knives in movies make you or Tammy nervous?
No, they're fine
How about Zombieland: Double Tap? It's got some scares, some laughs, some violence, and the good guys will probably win at the end.