I like comedies, I like to laugh
How about the new movie Joker
I thought that was a psychological thriller?
It's got a clown as a protagonist how can it not be funny?
But people get killed in it, I don't like seeing murders
Ok how about the new Addams family movie?
But that's a kids movie, I don't like feeling like a dumb kid.
But what about the nostalgia factor, didn't you see the originals as a kid?
Yes but that also reminds me of my abusive alcoholic father who beat me and I don't like thinking about that.
Ok then how about Jexi? It's rated R so it's not for kids
Whats the plot?
A guy is addicted to his cellphone, so you can feel smug satisfaction and self superiority since you're such a Luddite.
Smug self satisfaction, AND rated R, and a comedy? SOUNDS GREAT, what's the catch.
It has awful reviews but you won't watch good shows because you might see a virtual murder so you've limited our options.
So I get to feel smug satisfaction and self superiority and I get to make you watch a bad movie? That's fantastic! Since I'm you're horrible wife I love making life difficult for you, let's go see Jexi!
Jexi it is, dear. Now where do you want to go for dinner.