Assistant, I need a good movie recommendation.
Okay, how are you feeling today? Or, are you interested in a selection for social reasons?
Social reasons? What in the devil's name is that?
Well... Humans have a propensity for making choices to appease others as opposed to themselves. A trait not common in the animal kingdom and an indicator of long term thinking faculties.
Huh, that's all very interesting but this is a simple personal matter not a social situation at all.
Very well... How do you want to feel then?
In awe. I want to be impressed. The kind of impressed where I see both sides of the coin. The kind of impressed that says "This is magnificent but what is the downside?" Star Wars impressed.
Excellent I think I know what you mean, well at least you hope I do? LOL! *Laughs
Well what have we?
You have several choices: Action or Drama?
Drama, I think action defeats the purpose.
Very well how about Joker?
Hmm... no I've seen advertisements for that one it seems a bit weird.
Good then I will schedule that for you...
No, I said.
Oh sorry I must have mis heard you.
Schedule a drama please.
Excellent, Terminator: Dark Fate it is!
Very good, good day sir!
Anything else?