Hello!\r
Hello there! Welcome to the Spring Hills Kansas Main Theater!\rHow's your day?
Better than some good days. How was yours?
Boring, the usual bullcrap.
I hear ya.
So, what would you like to watch from our choices?\r
Surprise me. Show me whatcha got.
Well, you think Not My Problem and Beyond the Storm are good ones or no?
Enlighten me on them.
Well, it's quite a short bio on each, and do you want the showtimes?
Go ahead, I ain't stoppin' you.
Not My Problem - Comedy - rated PG-13 - Rotten Tomatoes 72% - A troubled teen tries to convince his depressed elderly neighbor that things are not what they seem. - Stars Matt Damon and Noah Schnapp.
Ugghh, sounds pretty radical. What are the times?
Not My Problem showtimes: AMC Holiday Theater - 1pm - 3:55pm - 7pm - 10:05pm
What about the other movie?
Beyond The Storm - Action - rated PG-13 - Rotten Tomatoes 81% - Fishing the North Sea gets ugly as Captain John’s crew faces not only severe weather but a traitor on board - directed by James Cameron.\r
And the times again?
Beyond the Storm: Cinemark Downtown - 1:30pm - 3:40 - 6:10pm - 8:30pm.
Hmmm.. well, I guess I can watch Not My Problem, because it's got the better showtime. So, I'll take 4 tickets at the 3:55 PM showtime today.
Okay, so it's Not My Problem, 3:55 PM showtime, 4 tickets, today at the AMC Holiday Theater. Alright, your tickets are confirmed and they’ve been sent to your email address.