Yo. I need movie recommendations.
Yo. What kinda movies you like?
I like movies that'll make me laugh.
What kinda movies you don't like?
The kinda movies that think they gotta include slurs in 'em.
Legit. A'ight. I'm seeing some good shit for you then. We got some Disney up in this hoe and cartoons up the ass.
I'm feelin' it, elaborate.
Frozen 2, Maleficent 2, and the Adams Family movie.
Hell the fuck yeah, those all sound amazing. How am I supposed to chose?
Well what's your family n'shit like?
Prolly not Frozen, I'ma be real. They don't do musicals.
Boners. What about the other 2? You know Maleficent won't have any slurs cuz it's Disney.
Hell yeah, Disney never steers me wrong. What do the critics think of it? I'm supposed to care.
They prolly got good shit to say about it, it's Disney.
True, true. My family also really enjoyed the first one so I think they'll like seeing the second one.
Dope as shit, fam, I think we got a winner.