diff --git a/avatars.php b/avatars.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7f00af7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/avatars.php
@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+<?php
+
+error_reporting(E_ALL);
+ini_set('display_errors', '1');
+
+define('URL', 'http://search.twitter.com/search.json');
+define('SEARCH_PREFIX', '(ivegotmybluebeanieonnowwhat.com OR movethewebforward.com OR movethewebforward.org) AND ');
+define('RPP', 100);
+
+$queries = array(
+  "#learn",
+  "#ask4help",
+  "#helpothers",
+  "#feedback",
+  "#explore",
+  "#write",
+  "#filebugs",
+  "#hack"
+);
+
+if ($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] !== '127.0.0.1')
+  die('☹');
+
+function search($query, $page = 1) {
+  $url = URL . '?' . http_build_query(array(
+    'q' => SEARCH_PREFIX . $query,
+    'rpp' => RPP,
+    'page' => $page
+  ));
+
+  $ch = curl_init($url);
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_VERBOSE, 1);
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_NOBODY, 0);
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, 'movethewebforward.org');
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 1);
+  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
+
+  $response = curl_exec($ch);
+  $status = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_HTTP_CODE);
+  curl_close($ch);
+
+  if ($status == 200) {
+    return json_decode($response);
+  }
+  return FALSE;
+}
+
+function getAll($query) {
+  $page = 0;
+  $avatars = array();
+
+  do {
+    $results = search($query, ++$page);
+
+    foreach ($results->results as $result) {
+      $avatars[$result->from_user] = $result->profile_image_url;
+    }
+  }
+  while (count($results->results) == RPP);
+
+  return $avatars;
+}
+
+$avatars = json_decode(file_get_contents('avatars.json'));
+
+foreach ($queries as $query) {
+  $avatars->$query = array_merge((array)$avatars->$query, getAll($query));
+}
+
+$fp = fopen('avatars.json', 'w');
+fwrite($fp, json_encode($avatars));
+fclose($fp);
diff --git a/js/init.js b/js/init.js
index ee00896..6601717 100644
--- a/js/init.js
+++ b/js/init.js
@@ -1,20 +1,27 @@
 (function( $ ){
 
+  $.getJSON('avatars.json')
+    .success(function(avatars) {
+      $.each(avatars, function(hashtag) {
+        var avatarsElem = $(".task[data-hashtag=" + hashtag + "] .pledges");
+        for (var user in this) {
+          var image = $('<img>', { src: this[user], title: user });
+          var link = $('<a/>', { href: 'http://twitter.com/' + user });
+          avatarsElem.append(link.append(image));
+        }
+      });
+    });
+
   Modernizr.load([{
       test: window.JSON,
-      nope: 'js/libs/json2.min.js'
-    }, {
-      test: Modernizr.localstorage,
-      nope: 'js/libs/storage.js',
+      nope: 'js/libs/json2.min.js',
       complete: function() {
       	$(".task")
       		.hashTask({
       			message         : "http://movethewebforward.org",
       			editTweetText   : "(edit this tweet as you wish. ♡)",
       			linkSelector    : function() { return this.find('.pledge') },
-      			avatarsSelector : function() { return this.find('.pledges') },
       			hashtag         : function() { return this.data('hashtag') || '#movethewebforward' },
-      			searchPrefix    : '(ivegotmybluebeanieonnowwhat.com OR movethewebforward.com OR movethewebforward.org) AND '
       		});
 
         if (window.__twitterIntentHandler) return;
diff --git a/js/plugins.js b/js/plugins.js
index c27da2a..1411ab7 100644
--- a/js/plugins.js
+++ b/js/plugins.js
@@ -6,55 +6,11 @@
       hashtag: undefined,
       message: 'oh yeah!',
       linkSelector: 'a',
-      avatarsSelector: 'div',
-      searchPrefix: '',
       editTweetText: "(edit this tweet as you wish. ♡)"
     };
 
     var options = $.extend({}, defaults, o);
 
-    function cacheSet(key, value, expires) {
-      window.localStorage.setItem(key, JSON.stringify(value));
-      if (expires) {
-        window.localStorage.setItem(key + '__expires', expires);
-      }
-    }
-
-    function cacheGet(key) {
-      var value = window.localStorage.getItem(key);
-      var expires = window.localStorage.getItem(key + '__expires');
-      if (expires && (+new Date) > expires) {
-        return undefined;
-      }
-      return JSON.parse(value);
-    }
-
-    function cacheDel(key) {
-      window.localStorage.removeItem(key);
-      window.localStorage.removeItem(key + '__expires');
-    }
-
-    function twitterSearch(query, callback) {
-      if (options.searchPrefix) {
-        query = options.searchPrefix + query;
-      }
-
-      var searchUrl = 'http://search.twitter.com/search.json?rpp=100&callback=?&q=';
-      var results = cacheGet(query);
-      if (results) {
-        callback(results);
-      }
-      else {
-        $.getJSON(searchUrl + encodeURIComponent(query), function(json) {
-          if (json.results.length) {
-            cacheSet(query, json, (+new Date) + 1000 * 60 * 60);
-          }
-
-          callback(json);
-        });
-      }
-    }
-
     return this.each(function() {
       var $elem = $(this);
 
@@ -63,11 +19,6 @@
             ? options.linkSelector.call($elem)
             : $elem.find(options.linkSelector);
 
-      // The element that will have user avatars appended to it.
-      var avatarsElem = $.isFunction(options.avatarsSelector)
-            ? options.avatarsSelector.call($elem)
-            : $elem.find(options.avatarsSelector);
-
       // The hashtag used to pre-fill twitter and to search twitter for users.
       var hashtag = $.isFunction(options.hashtag)
             ? options.hashtag.call($elem)
@@ -86,40 +37,7 @@
       // A URL that will pre-fill a twitter status message.
       var prefillUrl = 'https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=' + encodeURIComponent(message + ' ' + hashtag + ' ' + editTweetText);
 
-      linkElem.attr('href', prefillUrl).click(function() {
-        cacheDel(options.searchPrefix + hashtag);
-      });
-
-      if (hashtag) {
-        twitterSearch(hashtag, function(json) {
-          // De-dupe.
-          var users = {};
-
-          $.each(json.results, function(i) {
-            if (this.from_user in users) {
-              return;
-            }
-
-            var image = $('<img>', {
-              src: this.profile_image_url,
-              title: this.from_user
-            });
-
-            var link = $('<a/>', {
-            	href: 'http://twitter.com/' + this.from_user
-            });
-
-            avatarsElem.append( link.append( image ) );
-
-            users[this.from_user] = true;
-          });
-
-          if (json.results.length) {
-            avatarsElem.find('p').show();
-          }
-        });
-      }
-
+      linkElem.attr('href', prefillUrl);
     });
   };