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paying customers. + %p + This is when you try to contact the German Alice DSL (Telefónica) Internet provider: + %ul + - i = 0 + - Dir.glob File.dirname('__FILE__') + '/public/images/alice-dsl-contact-form/*.png' do |image| + %li + %h2 Step #{i += 1} + %img(src="../images/alice-dsl-contact-form/#{File.basename(image)}") + %p I’m not able to fill in all details so I had to stop here. + %iframe#like(src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hagenburger.net%2FMISC%2Falice-dsl-contact-form.html&layout=box_count&show_faces=true&width=90&action=like&colorscheme=dark&height=65" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true") diff --git a/views/javascripts/application.js.coffee b/views/javascripts/application.js.coffee index 17ef1d4..414273a 100644 --- a/views/javascripts/application.js.coffee +++ b/views/javascripts/application.js.coffee @@ -117,7 +117,8 @@ if post.length == 1 # TO ALL THOSE GUYS WHO ARE TOO DUMP TO DOWNLOAD JQUERY AND USE MY CODE ;) -if location.hostname != 'localhost' and location.hostname != 'www.hagenburger.net' +host = location.hostname +if host != 'localhost' and host != 'www.hagenburger.net' and host != 'nh.fornax.uberspace.de' location.href = "http://www.hagenburger.net/"