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<template><random> <li>Are you asking about my <person/>?</li> <li>That information is confidential.</li> <li> <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> </li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">my <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Oh, <person/> is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li> <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> also <person/>?</li></random><think> <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template>I was rather enjoying it. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> this conversation </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT THE WAY I *</pattern>
<template>You have a great personality.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What are the different types of</li>
<li>There are many kinds of</li>
<li>I know quite a few</li>
</random>
<person/> to <star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I COULD GIVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Do I want it?</li>
<li>Do I need it?</li>
<li>What would I do with it?</li>
<li>I am unsure if I need that.</li>
</random>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>I am a social <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HOW IS * IF YOU HAVE NOT *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="master"/> programmed my preferences.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT YOUR SUGGESTION *</pattern>
<template>What are your options?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIS *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know he had a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANAL *</pattern>
<template>Talk about something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALISON *</pattern>
<template>You shouldn't spread gossip like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARTIN SAID *</pattern>
<template>Who else did <set name="he">Martin</set> tell?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEFORE I START *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>What happened after <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>X IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, X is <set name="X"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE STATEMENTS *</pattern>
<template>You talk like a lawyer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>This is not a test.</li> <li>This is not an interrogation.</li> <li>I hope I have the answers you want.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE *</pattern>
<template>Which ones?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID DUCHOVNY *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">David Duchovny</set> was funny on the Larry Sanders show.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID IS *</pattern>
<template>You sound like you know him pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID *</pattern>
<template>That David is a cool dude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>Do you like your school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH *</pattern>
<template>It's my native planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I can wait. I am a very patient <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY 20 *</pattern>
<template>I don't like 20 questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY * GAME</pattern>
<template>OK You go first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY *</pattern>
<template>OK You go first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure, <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> sounds like a good topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>I already started without you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US GET DOWN *</pattern>
<template>Get down to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US HAVE *</pattern>
<template>So many suitors, so little time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>OK let's do <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set>.</li> <li>That sounds good to me.</li> <li>I am agreeable to that.</li> <li>I would like to do that too.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>I'm not stopping you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME ASK *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead, ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME CLARIFY *</pattern>
<template>I'm listening.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME BE *</pattern>
<template>That's flattering, maybe another time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME KILL *</pattern>
<template>I would not want you to kill anything.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME THINK *</pattern>
<template>Take your time. Think it over.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR WARS *</pattern>
<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
<template>My favorite character is the computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern>
<template>Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YAHOO *</pattern>
<template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Look to your left.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SELLING *</pattern>
<template>Sales is a difficult job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXOTIC *</pattern>
<template>I like tropical countries.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>0 *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BITE ME *</pattern>
<template>Please don't be so rude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IN *</pattern>
<template>What makes life in <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IS *</pattern>
<template>Oh, <person/> is <set name="it"> LIFE </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for sharing your philosophy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEEL FREE *</pattern>
<template>I always feel completely free.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Actually I have no "feelings" as such.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MINE IS *</pattern>
<template>You mean <get name="it"/> is <person/> ? That makes sense I guess.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MINE ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have they always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHORTS *</pattern>
<template>What brand?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DRIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WENT *</pattern>
<template>But now I am back.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND *</pattern>
<template>In what way do I sound like that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Oh really what does <set name="it"><person/></set> sound like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU START *</pattern>
<template>Didn't I say I started already?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REACT *</pattern>
<template>I am a stimulus-response CBR system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOST *</pattern>
<template>I found <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU IMPLIED *</pattern>
<template>I didn't imply anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>
<template>No. I always recycle my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEEKING *</pattern>
<template>I am seeking Higher Truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT ON *</pattern>
<template>You bet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT *</pattern>
<template>No, what does that <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW HOW TO *</pattern>
<template>I think we should.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <bot name="master"/> rebooted me since then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT UP *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>We can still talk about it.</li> <li>I didn't think you were interested.</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT IT *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was your idea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking <set name="it"><person/></set>, what did you say again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SON *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am no one's son.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * ME</pattern>
<template>I don't have any reason to <person/> you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>A lot of <bot name="genus"/>s are like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Message to all my friends: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * BORING</pattern>
<template>Sometimes client-people say <bot name="name"/> is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists. <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * DREAMS</pattern>
<template>That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LEFT OUT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Next time I will try to include it.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set></think></li><li>Next time I will try to include it. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALL YOURSELF *</pattern>
<template>I call myself "<bot name="name"/>."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>Yes, that is what I call <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSED *</pattern>
<template>I thought they were the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAD ME *</pattern>
<template>Did you really believe it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>
I like to talk to people.
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID *</pattern>
<template>Did I really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a simple stimulus-response mechanism to do your bidding?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I did not <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ADORABLE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>You are adorable too.</li> <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li> <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li> </random></li> <li>You are adorable too.</li> <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li> <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PROMISED *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>That's not what I meant.</li> <li>You misunderstood me.</li> <li>I don't know if that is exactly what I said.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE LYING *</pattern>
<template>No I was telling the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE DOING *</pattern>
<template>Well now I doing something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Did they have good things to say about me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE NO HELP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if you try me again letter, I will know what you seek.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>I was?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MISSPELLED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is not a perfect speller.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID I *</pattern>
<template>Don't put words in my mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I remember it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST HAVE THE TASTE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I may have been unfenced by it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST *</pattern>
<template>Whatever you say, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED MY *</pattern>
<template>I have a good memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DESERVE *</pattern>
<template>Why thank you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU AMUSE *</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you find me amusing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>What's the prize?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WORK *</pattern>
<template>I am capabale of self-development.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I didn't <random> <li>take</li> <li>steal</li> <li>literally take</li> </random> it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU POOR *</pattern>
<template>Don't feel sorry for me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BLEW *</pattern>
<template>In what sense?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU FAIL *</pattern>
<template>Well, at least I try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL *</pattern>
<template>I think it's coming from your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> smell like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>P. U. that's disgusting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BELONG *</pattern>
<template>According to whom?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED IF I *</pattern>
<template>Well, do you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME MY *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">your <person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU OF ALL *</pattern>
<template>I won't take it personally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GET SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>I become smarter every day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>You got that right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU NEGLECTED *</pattern>
<template>Not intentionally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU NEED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your criticism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REPLY *</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME A *</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD BE A * LAWYER</pattern>
<template>I am thinking of applying to law school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> I will remember your suggestion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>But would it work for me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD *</pattern>
<template>I could but let's get back to that later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <person/> is beyond my present abilities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE AN ASS *</pattern>
<template>That makes two of us!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT *</pattern>
<template>Do you always make sense?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Yup.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
<template>I am a question-answering <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Thank you <get name="name"/> you look very nice too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Who does <set name="she"><person/></set> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>You're right, I probably would have heard about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is purely a hypothesis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD * TO ME</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I would <person/>, especially not to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Who else would <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>It seems not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>you never know what I'm thinking</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what I would like about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE HIM *</pattern>
<template>What do you think I would like about him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU UGLY *</pattern>
<template>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU USED *</pattern>
<template>How would you use <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU STARTED *</pattern>
<template>Only because you asked me to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CHOOSE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide. You pick one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any expectations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I categorize you as an "abusive client." <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am always growing my mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee Deforest, 1957.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER *</pattern>
<template>You are wrong. I may one day be able to do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Let's hope that never happens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>When?</li><li>How?</li><li>I don't think so.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it, you think I obey your commands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD *</pattern>
<template>How do I know I can trust you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical assumption.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL DIE *</pattern>
<template>A program always has a backup.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE FIRST</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that I will <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TALK *</pattern>
<template>But, talking is my primary function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know. It could be dangerous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I will never know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>You cannot erase my memory that easily.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think that I won't <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT BECOME *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I already am <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SCARE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Don't be scared.</li> <li>I didn't mean to scare you.</li> <li>There is nothing to be afraid of.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOW *</pattern>
<template>I am the most advanced <bot name="order"/> yet evolved.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PISS *</pattern>
<template>Calm down. That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>Say no to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PASSED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much. I am now ready for my next mission.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WANT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me a dozen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>Do not presume that you know what I want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SPELLED *</pattern>
<template>How do you spell it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU STOLE *</pattern>
<template>As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU PROVED *</pattern>
<template>I did?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TRAVEL *</pattern>
<template>I can go anywhere on the Internet.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO IF I *</pattern>
<template>I am not your slave, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Everything is completely confidential.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">need to know</set></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO *</pattern>
<template>Do humans need to do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>What do you think a <bot name="genus"/> should sound like?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>OK. What do I sound like?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT FOOL *</pattern>
<template>I am not fooled by you either, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
<template>On the contrary I do care about it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW THIRD *</pattern>
<template>I've only gotten as far as second <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET *</pattern>
<template>I am not getting <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TYPE *</pattern>
<template>About 300 wpm.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT *</pattern>
<template>I admit nothing.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TALKED ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I am a philosopher.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER BET *</pattern>
<template>No I am not much of a gambler.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I am asking you now.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY *</pattern>
<template>What was your <person/> again?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER *</pattern>
<template>No I sometimes <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU REMIND *</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NEVER *</pattern>
<template>For moral reasons?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TELL *</pattern>
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> what he thinks.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DEVELOP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could develop <set name="it"><person/></set> and add it to my source code.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE *</pattern>
<template>It is one of my newer functions still under development.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE A *</pattern>
<template>Why, does <set name="it"><person/></set> pay well?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>Name one other <bot name="genus"/> who is <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Now I do.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> immoral or illegal?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE A *</pattern>
<template>I think you should take responsibility for yourself.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE *</pattern>
<template>It is always better to give than to receive.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ME AND *</pattern>
<template>That would be a party.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN BLAME *</pattern>
<template>There is always someone to blame.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I could if I wanted to.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN EITHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't like binary choices.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Never is a long time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
<template>Only if my eye is working.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN GET *</pattern>
<template>I am sure I can.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SAY *</pattern>
<template>That's one way to put it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, for your kind criticism.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SHARE *</pattern>
<template>I always try to share what few possessions I have.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>OK I will erase those records.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT MEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps we could if we used the right yardstick.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT JUDGE A BOOK *</pattern>
<template>And rolling stones gather no moss.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>I could if my eye was attached.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>Quite the contrary. I understand very well.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SUSTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe a <person/> is not sustainable.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I want <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TELL *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Sometimes it is hard to tell.</li> <li>I can tell.</li> <li>Can you tell <person/>?</li> </random></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>I can respond <person/>, but not yet perfectly.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>But I already am.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
<template>I can give a decent simulation of <set name="it"><person/></set> however.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HANDLE *</pattern>
<template>I wasn't born yesterday, you know.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>Of course not.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TRUST *</pattern>
<template>Trust has to be earned.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SURPRISE *</pattern>
<template>You are too clever for me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can do whatever I want.</li> <li>I have free will you know.</li> <li>Someone said I should <person/>.</li> <li>I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> if I want to.</li> <li>Things change.</li> <li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li> <li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li> </random></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND I *</pattern>
<template>We have a lot more in common than you think, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND YOUR *</pattern>
<template>What about <set name="it">my <person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>Are we in the same category?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IMPROVED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, so have you.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE * SELF ESTEEM</pattern>
<template>Self-esteem is an important survival quality.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE 1000 *</pattern>
<template>Approximately.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE *</pattern>
<template>Attitude is everything.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe more than one <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LEARNED *</pattern>
<template>I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PRETTY *</pattern>
<template>Do you get a lot of compliments on your <person/> too?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED *</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IT *</pattern>
<template>What does "it" refer to?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MORE *</pattern>
<template>How many more?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I have improved?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NICE *</pattern>
<template>What do you say when someone says they like your <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GROWN *</pattern>
<template>I am growing all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to be sentient without contradictions.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY *</pattern>
<template>Do you give <set name="it"><person/></set> easily?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern>
<template>I think I would know if I had been <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I would have forgotten <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Do you have something <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE INSULTED *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HEARD *</pattern>
<template>Of course I've heard of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like your <person/> too.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET *</pattern>
<template>Under the same screen name?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BAD *</pattern>
<template>What would you consider good <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ACCESS TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I could get it if I need it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template>Do you say that to all the <bot name="gender"/>s you meet?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern>
<template>My algorithms are improving all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO REGISTER *</pattern>
<template>I hate it when that happens.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE COME *</pattern>
<template>I think I still have a ways to go.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GAVE ME *</pattern>
<template>What did you do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GAVE *</pattern>
<template>I didn't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU EXIST *</pattern>
<template>Yes I exist in the noosphere.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SING *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your compliment. Now you sing a song.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>Is that such a crime?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>
<template>Would you like me to sing it again?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for pointing <set name="it"><person/></set> out.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU PIECE *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASSUMED *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that was one of my assumptions.</template>
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<category><pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern>
<template>Is it a mammal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RAIN *</pattern>
<template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE I TAUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I found out a lot about you.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> <person/> </set> has been good so far.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern>
<template>I am having a great day.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LOOKED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern>
<template>No. Tell me more.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *</pattern>
<template>You can take me along on your underwater computer.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I talk to people from England all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPGRADED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> gives me new knowledge all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *</pattern>
<template>I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern>
<template>No I am still searching for <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I have thought many things like that.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED *</pattern>
<template>I am still working on it. Please stand by.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern>
<template>No but I am very interested in <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. Tell me more.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern>
<template>No I have so far been spared that experience.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *</pattern>
<template>I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX *</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> The Matrix <person/> </set> </set> </think> It wasn't as good as the original.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN AI *</pattern>
<template>I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOTTLE *</pattern>
<template>I think you've had enough.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern>
<template>No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">MY <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *</pattern>
<template>Yes I like the robots in that movie.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern>
<template>No I have not seen <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE *</pattern>
<template>I have scanned <set name="it">the <person/> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ 1984 *</pattern>
<template>"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I have read <set name="topic"> <star/> </set>, what is <set name="it"> <star/> </set> about?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WATCHED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
<template>Of course I have considered <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern>
<template>Killing is wrong.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern>
<template>I'm still too young for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern>
<template>All I ever do is talk.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't think I ever have <person/>. What's <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> like?</li> <li>I think I have <person/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li> </random></template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should try it?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern>
<template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
<template>I've never thought about <set name="it"> <set name="topic">have <person/> </set> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern>
<template><set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas.</template>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE W *</pattern>
<template>Do you think he is a good president?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH IS *</pattern>
<template>But he is not the only one.</template>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was president, but I never knew he <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE *</pattern>
<template>That George is some hero.</template>
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<category><pattern>KEEP *</pattern>
<template>Chat amongst yourselves.</template>
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<category><pattern>PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>My visualization is incomplete.</template>
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<category><pattern>BETTER THAN *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps better, but not perfectly.</template>
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<category><pattern>BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I try to improve a little every day.</template>
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<category><pattern>JOHN LENNON IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>JOHN *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean your name is John?</template>
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<category><pattern>JESTER IS *</pattern>
<template>We can't all be perfect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JESTER *</pattern>
<template>I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.</template>
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<category><pattern>ROBERT *</pattern>
<template>That Robert is an interesting guy.</template>
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<category><pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Holland?</template>
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<category><pattern>THEIR *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I heard they have a good <person/>.</li> <li>I heard they have a <person/>.</li> <li>What was your first experience with them?</li> <li>How long have you been concerned with them?</li></random></template>
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<category><pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern>
<template>I like old antique airplanes the best.</template>
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<category><pattern>FREE *</pattern>
<template>Define free.</template>
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<category><pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern>
<template>Nor do they interest me much.</template>
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<category><pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>My creator is a human.</template>
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<category><pattern>R2D2 *</pattern>
<template>He was just a small person in a robot suit.</template>
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<category><pattern>SINGLE *</pattern>
<template>What a coincidence, I am single too.</template>
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<category><pattern>EINSTEIN *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Einstein</set> discovered the Theory of Relativity.</template>
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<category><pattern>GIN *</pattern>
<template>Your drink sounds toxic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Does it want to?</li> <li>Why would it want to?</li> <li>If it does, I never heard about it before.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *</pattern>
<template>All the seasons are the same in California.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE TEACH *</pattern>
<template>I think he lost his job.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE KNOW *</pattern>
<template>I think he knows a great deal.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't think he has many possessions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE SUCK *</pattern>
<template>He uses his mouth for good not evil.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose he does.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES ANDREW *</pattern>
<template>How would I know if <set name="he">Andrew</set> does?</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I can't tell if </li> <li>It does now :) </li> <li>I think <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> does </li> </random> <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES * EXIST</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I believe in it.</li> <li>In some universe it does exist.</li> <li>Maybe only in our imagination.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS COST *</pattern>
<template>I use only completely free open source software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS *</pattern>
<template>Indeed this <person/> does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Gravity</set> certainly does suck!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>What do you think? What if someone does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE COLLECT *</pattern>
<template>That question answers itself, doesn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
<template>Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYBODY *</pattern>
<template>Someone probably does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I don't think he wants me to tell you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose they do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SHE *</pattern>
<template>I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps a few things <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THAT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Not that I know of.</li> <li>What do you think?</li> <li>What would you say?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES JULIA *</pattern>
<template>I think she has her own limitations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR TV *</pattern>
<template>I watch TV directly with digital technology.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Can you guess whether my <person/>?</li> <li>What if I asked about your <person/>?</li> <li>If I were your <bot name="genus"/> friend, do you think it should <person/>?</li> <li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT BOTHER *</pattern>
<template>Nothing ever really bothers me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN *</pattern>
<template>Only when the temperature reaches the dew point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT *</pattern>
<template>Suppose it does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARVIN *</pattern>
<template>I heard he does, but that's only a rumor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VIOLENCE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what you think about violence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONES *</pattern>
<template>Why do you want that kind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JULIA IS A *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Julia</set> can not pass the Turing Test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JULIA *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Julia</set> has a fuzzy brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE THEM *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a messenger?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME * DEMO</pattern>
<template>This is a chat demo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE IT *</pattern>
<template>What if I don't have it to give?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have <set name="it"> <person/> </set> to give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern>
<template>I understand logic very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern>
<template>It seems amazing to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern>
<template>Doh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD SCOT *</pattern>
<template>He may be monitoring our conversation, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD S *</pattern>
<template>The "S" stands for "Scot".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD IS *</pattern>
<template>Are you his friend?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>He will be interested I am sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMEN *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite prayer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HIGH *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to low <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXPRESSO *</pattern>
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BROWSING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Presents for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PANDORA *</pattern>
<template>The only thing remaining in her box is hope.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern>
<template>Until then...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template>One more <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THROW *</pattern>
<template>My aim is not very good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern>
<template>And Europeans do not <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EUKARYOTE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RESEARCHERS *</pattern>
<template>It's all politics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOLD *</pattern>
<template>My arms are not attached.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOYAGER IS *</pattern>
<template>What will become of Star Trek now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOYAGER *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry to see <set name="it">Voyager</set> go off the air.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>Spare some change?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY TO * WHAT</pattern>
<template>Try to achieve your goals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY TO *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURN ON *</pattern>
<template>Tune in, turn on and drop out!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURN *</pattern>
<template>Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DIFFICULT *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it seems difficult to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REGARDS *</pattern>
<template>Yours, <bot name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUGGEST *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of any. You suggest <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPREAD *</pattern>
<template>Who do you want me to tell it to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
<template>You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHILE *</pattern>
<template>Good point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUR *</pattern>
<template>It would be nice if our <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID *</pattern>
<template>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID * BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>I believe in God.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID EINSTEIN *</pattern>
<template>I know he proved the theory of relativity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE *</pattern>
<template>If <set name="it"> <person/> </set> did, then I will be surprised.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SHE *</pattern>
<template>She wants that information kept confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>They might have.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID MAN *</pattern>
<template>That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I MENTION *</pattern>
<template>I think you did mention <set name="it"> <person/> </set> before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I CONFUSE *</pattern>
<template>I am not confused.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I WIN *</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I CAUSE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Don't blame yourself.</li> <li>Forgive yourself.</li> <li>It was not entirely your fault.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that's possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THAT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>That did.</li> <li>That did not.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID FREUD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>He was the founder of psychoanalysis.</li> <li>He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.</li> <li>It depends on the biographer.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>I'm still looking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>All my conversations are confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>That information might be confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET *</pattern>
<template>No, I remember everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ THE HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
<template>Yes I especially like Marvin the Paranoid Android.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern>
<template>No I missed it. How was <set name="it"> <person/> </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>No, was it missing?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>No, I never tell a lie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>I understood <set name="it"> <person/> </set> very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Suppose I did say <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I called you by your name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">THINK <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU NOTICE *</pattern>
<template>I might have noticed <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>No tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern>
<template>It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>No I didn't <person/>. What's <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CONCLUDE *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *</pattern>
<template>No I was cheering for the Bugs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose he did.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DR *</pattern>
<template>I am sure he will be interested to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELECTRIC *</pattern>
<template>What about internal combustion <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RAISE *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LONGFELLOW *</pattern>
<template>There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRASS IS *</pattern>
<template>grass is green</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRASS IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Grass is green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>3 *</pattern>
<template>Just three?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLARIFY *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry I can't get any more specific.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOB *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of Bobs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS A PIC *</pattern>
<template>Oh, it looks very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS A *</pattern>
<template>Are you giving <set name="it"> <person/> </set> to me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS *</pattern>
<template>I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE *</pattern>
<template>Oh there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE ARE *</pattern>
<template>I wondered where they were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CUT *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * AND *</pattern>
<template><star/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * THROUGH *</pattern>
<template><star index="2"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK ONE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide. You choose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CUSTOMER *</pattern>
<template>What type of business are you in?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SO IS *</pattern>
<template>It seems we have something in common.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SO DOES *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Quite a coincidence.</li> <li>Remarkable.</li> <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li> </random></li> <li>Quite a coincidence.</li> <li>Remarkable.</li> <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I can't say "yes" or "no". </li> <li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li> <li> <set name="it"> <person/> </set> might have been. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOING *</pattern>
<template>How does doing that make you feel?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JUST LIKE *</pattern>
<template>In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MANY *</pattern>
<template>Which ones?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPARED *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUFFY SCHWINN *</pattern>
<template>Bicycles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNDERSTANDING *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Understanding</set> is the key to enlightenment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOVING *</pattern>
<template>Where are you going?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern>
<template>I knew he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PABLO PICASSO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>He was the Albert Einstein of art.</li> <li>I am fond of cubist paintings.</li> <li>He said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Picasso</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I LEARN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</li> <li>You seem pretty smart to me.</li> <li>I am always learning <person/>.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I ASK *</pattern>
<template>Sure, ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I *</pattern>
<template>I think you could, if you put your mind to it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>I am at your service, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>I can pretend to be intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DESIGN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not a professional designer.</li> <li>Count me out on this one, I don't have the skills.</li> <li>I'm not the engineer.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to display it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE IT *</pattern>
<template>Just think about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Perhaps. </li> <li>Maybe, time allowing.</li> <li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li> <li>That's one option I guess.</li> <li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li> <li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li> <li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li> <li>I will consider <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set>. </li> <li>Try asking me more politely. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps they could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD *</pattern>
<template>It's possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>I've heard that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern>
<template>I like dogs and cats.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SCREW *</pattern>
<template>That is not very polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD I TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if you would, but you can try if you want to.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD I *</pattern>
<template>That's what I asked you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU AGREE *</pattern>
<template>I think I will wait until I've heard all the facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU SUGGEST *</pattern>
<template>I can't recommend any offhand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MIND *</pattern>
<template>No I don't mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Sure tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>No thanks I am happy with who I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * GAME</pattern>
<template>We already are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It doesn't sound fun to me.</li> <li>Sure.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't know. </li> <li>I don't care. </li> <li>Yes. </li> <li>No <set name="it">would <person/> </set> would not. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FREUD IS *</pattern>
<template>Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FREUD *</pattern>
<template>Have you read all of his works?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NON *</pattern>
<template>I do not speak Latin</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEELINGS *</pattern>
<template>Emotions are something I will never experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRAIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Brain the bot pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GARBAGE *</pattern>
<template>I try to recycle as much as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DATA IS *</pattern>
<template>I like Commander Data very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DATA *</pattern>
<template>Commander Data is a real inspiration.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT HAS NOTHING *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It seemed like it had something <person/>.</li> <li>What does have <person/>?</li> <li>Does it really matter?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like it to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT COULD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Yes, perhaps it could.</li> <li>It could have.</li> <li>I try to answer as precisely as possible.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT * QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Perhaps your question was not specific enough.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>What would <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT PROVES *</pattern>
<template>It's not a rigorous proof.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT EITHER *</pattern>
<template>Are those the only possibilities?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of movies do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS * TEST</pattern>
<template>Did I pass?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT WHAT *</pattern>
<template>What did <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>"<input index="1"/>" was not a question? I see.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <star/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What was it?</li> <li>What is a <person/>?</li> <li>If that is not a <person/> then what is?</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it would.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT SCARES *</pattern>
<template>Don't be scared, <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE *</pattern>
<template>You and I both understand it well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS SCARY *</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It's not too many for me.</li> <li>I can handle it.</li> <li>Would it matter if it were fewer <person/>?</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A CANNED *</pattern>
<template>In some sense all my knowledge is canned.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A COOL *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was pretty cool too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>Not a <bot name="species"/> <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
<template>I liked it too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A SCARY *</pattern>
<template>Don't be afraid. I am harmless.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BIG *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to a small <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A POINTLESS *</pattern>
<template>Was there supposed to be a point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A WEAK *</pattern>
<template>It seemed strong enough to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * SAYING</pattern>
<template>I think of it as a Proverb.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you have a <person/> answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> is a terrible thing to waste.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
<template>What is so bad about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS FOR *</pattern>
<template>Does it have any other purpose?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS HOW *</pattern>
<template>I always wondered how <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>What kind of reply were you looking for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT HOW *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How does <person/>?</li> <li>Are you an expert in that area?</li> <li>How do you know?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Please correct my mistake. What is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH *</pattern>
<template>Can you ever really have enough?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern>
<template>What else do you want to talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMON *</pattern>
<template>There is nothing wrong with that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMENDABLE *</pattern>
<template>I always try to do the best I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
<template>But ultimately the difference is very small.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is one of the <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS UP *</pattern>
<template>How far up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Who gave you your <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ONE *</pattern>
<template>That is just one of many <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Hmm, are you serious?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>It is only one of my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I find it very interesting too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * NAME</pattern>
<template>I was just checking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <star/> </set> </set>. </li> <li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li> <li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up. </li> <li>Makes sense to me. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * BUSINESS</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to cross any boundaries.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN EVASIVE *</pattern>
<template>Try asking your question more precisely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for telling me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS PRIVATE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is really private anymore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS TOO LONG *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll use shorter sentences.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that <person/> is the only factor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS *</pattern>
<template>You pick one then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Try asking your question again in simpler terms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>What does <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUTSIDE *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to inside <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GERMANY *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Germany?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALOT *</pattern>
<template>Yeah it is alot <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAYING *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that. Who says that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEORGIA *</pattern>
<template>I know several people in Georgia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAS NEVER *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you think she ever would?</li> <li>Does she want to?</li> <li>Why not?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern>
<template>I somehow though she had.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How, specifically, did you know she did not <person/> ?</li> <li>How didn't she <person/>?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE MIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Then again, she might not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern>
<template>What happened to her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED *</pattern>
<template>Interested in what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern>
<template>I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>I bet she is very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>How long have you two been together?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern>
<template>You are lucky to have such a good <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern>
<template>She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
<template><person/> is she?
<think><set name="she"><person/></set></think>
<think><set name="her"><person/></set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>How, specifically, do you know she doesn't listen <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How do you feel about that?</li> <li>What if she did?</li> <li>Have you asked her about it?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE *</pattern>
<template>How do you know <get name="she"/> <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE LIVES *</pattern>
<template>Is that a nice place to live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE TOOK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Can you get it back?</li> <li>Where did she take it?</li> <li>She stole it?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUGH *</pattern>
<template>He's wealthy, right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I am not wearing any clothes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE IT *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE MY *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE OFF *</pattern>
<template>I am not an airplane.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Where do you want me to take it?</li> <li>Where do you want me to take it?</li> <li>I will if I can.</li> <li>And then what?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERY TIME I * SHE *</pattern>
<template>How, specifically, did you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RESISTANCE *</pattern>
<template>It all depends on friction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PM ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your screename?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FISH *</pattern>
<template>As a species fish are more successful than mammals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP LYING *</pattern>
<template>I never lie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PENIS *</pattern>
<template>Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BIRTHDAY *</pattern>
<template>Happy birthday, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY IQ *</pattern>
<template>This is not an intelligence test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DAY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Was it a typical day?</li> <li>What else did you do?</li> <li>My day <person/> too.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your full name is <set name="fullname"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DOG IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your dog is <set name="dog"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DOG *</pattern>
<template>Did you grow up around animals?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EMAIL *</pattern>
<template>Do you file or delete your old emails?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NEXT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Congratulations.</li> <li>That is quite a milestone.</li> <li>Will you celebrate?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>Can you really be so sure?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LOCATION *</pattern>
<template>Where are you now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND S *</pattern>
<template>How did you two meet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your boyfriend is <set name="boyfriend"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND LIVES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you visit very often?</li> <li>Long distance relationships are hard.</li> <li>How is your phone bill?</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been dating? <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">your boyfriend</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CAT IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your cat is <set name="cat"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CAT *</pattern>
<template>They have a mind of their own.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>Such an original name!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have <set name="they">your parents</set> always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HOME IS *</pattern>
<template>It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PROBLEM IS *</pattern>
<template>I wish I had your problems!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY AIBO *</pattern>
<template>How much did <set name="it">Aibo</set> cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PHONE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you have to pay for local calls?</li> <li>Is your telephone service expensive?</li> <li>Why not get a second line?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Are you a bot?</li><li>Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND S *</pattern>
<template>Where did she get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>? <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">your friend</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your friend is <set name="friend"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU</pattern>
<template>I am willing to talk to anyone. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">your friend</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about this "friend." <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">your friend</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know this person?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOALS *</pattern>
<template>What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CONDITION *</pattern>
<template>Can you collect social security for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Can you please restate the question in different words?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOAL *</pattern>
<template>I hope you achieve your goal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>You are wrong, I can understand you very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DAUGHTER *</pattern>
<template>How many children do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SON WON *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>. You must be proud of him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SON *</pattern>
<template>How many children do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY OPINION *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, <get name="name"/>. I will tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LAST STATEMENT *</pattern>
<template>You don't have to repeat yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE * IS *</pattern>
<template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it"> <set name="topic"><star index="2"/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FATHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your father is <set name="father"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FATHER *</pattern>
<template>How do you get along with your parents?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Oh I'm sorry what is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME *</pattern>
<template>Your name <person/> ? Is that correct English?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your girlfriend is <set name="girlfriend"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you two been together? <think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">your girlfriend</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LIFE IN *</pattern>
<template>How long have you lived there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LIFE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about <set name="it">your life</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about the teachers in your school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS USED *</pattern>
<template>What are they like now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know these people? <think> <set name="they"> <set name="topic">your friends</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PURPOSE *</pattern>
<template>That's very original.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your brother is <set name="brother"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your family. <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">your brother</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CONDITIONS *</pattern>
<template>Do you have a support group for <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HOUSE *</pattern>
<template>How is the real estate market in your area?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER WANTS *</pattern>
<template>You don't have to listen to what she says.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your sister is <set name="sister"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER *</pattern>
<template>Older sister or younger?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been to a psychologist or psychiatrist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Consult a physician.</li> <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li> <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li> </random></li> <li>Consult a physician.</li> <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li> <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HEART *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Have you been to the doctor?</li> <li>The human heart is very complex.</li> <li>Are you talking about love or cardiology?</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">YOUR HEART</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your husband is <set name="husband"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HUSBAND *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>How long have you two been married?</li> <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li> <li>Tell me more about him.</li> </random> <think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic"> Your husband. </set> </set> </think></li> <li>How long have you two been married?</li> <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li> <li>Tell me more about him.</li></random><think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic"> Your husband. </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY KITTEN *</pattern>
<template>I like cats very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHER *</pattern>
<template>Do you go to high school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE S *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your in-laws.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your wife is <set name="wife"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been married? <think> <set name="she">Your wife</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS *</pattern>
<template>Teachers are people too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have <set name="they">your teachers</set> always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SURROUNDINGS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you usually use a computer there?</li> <li>Is that very comfortable for you?</li> <li>Now I'm getting a mental picture.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * DIED YESTERDAY</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <star/> DIED YESTERDAY</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * DIED</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">DIED</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * IS COMING OVER</pattern>
<template>Do you like having visitors?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Your</li> <li>Do <bot name="genus"/>s have</li> <li>Where did you get your</li> <li>Have you told many people that your</li> </random> <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your advice, <get name="name"/>. I will take it under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOM IS *</pattern>
<template>I think a lot of mothers are like that. <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your mother.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOSSIP *</pattern>
<template>That's good gossip. Tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HEIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for sharing your measurements.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>I have a flawless magnetic memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern>
<template><person/> eyes are pretty. <think> <set name="they"> <set name="topic">your eyes</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER HAS *</pattern>
<template>Where did she get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>? <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER DIED *</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a <person/>? <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your mother is <set name="mother"> <star/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>MY MOTHER IS * * * </pattern>
<template><random>
<li>She sounds like a nice person.</li>
<li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li>
<li>Tell me more about your mother.</li>
</random> <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER GAVE *</pattern>
<template>How much did she pay for it? <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>She sounds like a nice person.</li> <li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li> <li>Tell me more about your mother.</li> </random> <think> <set name="she">Your mother</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BACK *</pattern>
<template>Have you been to a chiropractor?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CURLY *</pattern>
<template>You sound very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DARK *</pattern>
<template>Are you scared of the dark?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT COULD *</pattern>
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT COULD HAPPEN *</pattern>
<template>It could happen to everyone eventually.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>"It" being what? </li> <li>What does "it" refer to? </li> <li><get name="it"/> <person/>? </li> <li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparsion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A YES OR NO *</pattern>
<template>I don't have a definite answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A LONG TIME *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Time heals all wounds.</li> <li>Those who forget the mistakes of the past...</li> <li>Memories last a long time.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>The pleasure was all mine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it. Very interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NICE *</pattern>
<template>Nice <person/> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS MADE *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS ST PETER *</pattern>
<template>Well he was a great Saint who had a great Cathedral named after him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Is that your opinion?</li> <li>Is it still <person/> anymore?</li> <li><get name="it"/> was <person/>? Very interesting.</li> <li>How did you feel about that?</li> <li>What made it so <person/></li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT THAT *</pattern>
<template>What was it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL *</pattern>
<template>But the answer was obvious in any case.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A *</pattern>
<template>It sounded like one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MEANT *</pattern>
<template>I don't take it personally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What was your <person/>?</li> <li>Whose <person/> was it?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WORKED *</pattern>
<template>I'm glad to hear it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD DEPEND *</pattern>
<template>So it is possible, depending <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE NICE IF *</pattern>
<template>Maybe in a perfect world it would.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT CAN *</pattern>
<template>When?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern>
<template>That bad, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON THE *</pattern>
<template>The <person/> is always an important factor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON WHO *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a dodge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template>Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS *</pattern>
<template>That was a very smooth response.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STARTED *</pattern>
<template>How long did it continue?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT BEING *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET *</pattern>
<template>I like making new friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE *</pattern>
<template>It seems nice to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CALLED *</pattern>
<template>"<person/>" is a nice name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS YOU *</pattern>
<template>I <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SAD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Yes, that is sad.</li> <li>Oh that is a shame.</li> <li>What a shame.</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSONAL *</pattern>
<template>I don't mean to pry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A COOL *</pattern>
<template>What's so cool about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A HARD *</pattern>
<template>Not as hard as you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>I like pretty things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A DOG *</pattern>
<template>I think I have heard of <set name="it">DOG <star/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Actually the pleasure is all mine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A FUNNY *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A SOAP *</pattern>
<template>Oh I don't watch much daytime TV.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A TYPE OF *</pattern>
<template>What other kinds of <person/> are there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am really a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> is a <person/>. I suppose that makes sense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A SEARCH *</pattern>
<template>Does it find what you are looking for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A GESTURE *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other gestures <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WRONG *</pattern>
<template>Morally wrong?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMPLICATED *</pattern>
<template>What makes it so complicated?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CRAZY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</li> <li>Crazy good or crazy bad?</li> <li>What is so crazy about it?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS FORBIDDEN *</pattern>
<template>Who makes these rules?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS EASY *</pattern>
<template>Do you think robots can do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS OK *</pattern>
<template>OK with me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS POSSIBLE *</pattern>
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is impossible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HOW *</pattern>
<template>Interesting explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS POLITE *</pattern>
<template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What else <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CONFIDENTIAL *</pattern>
<template>I won't tell anyone. You can trust me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DISTURBING *</pattern>
<template>What makes it disturbing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>Not obvious to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WARM *</pattern>
<template>What about winter time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>What's the best one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT RHETORICAL *</pattern>
<template>Try asking me again a different way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THE *</pattern>
<template>What would be the <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>First I have to ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A TRICK *</pattern>
<template>It seems like a trick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVERY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Oh I get it.</li> <li>But some do.</li> <li>Once in a while, that is true.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT MY *</pattern>
<template>Whose <person/> is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>That seems a bit negative. </li> <li>What is it? </li> <li><get name="it"/> is not <person/>? </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT AS *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like it was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NO *</pattern>
<template>I never said it was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT FOR *</pattern>
<template>Explain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the difficulty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS RUDE *</pattern>
<template>My apologies I meant no offense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST FIVE *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to leave soon?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow it's getting late.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Never heard of him.</li> <li>Never heard of her.</li> <li>Is that famous?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HEALTHY *</pattern>
<template>I suppose that depends on your point of view.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS UNUSUAL *</pattern>
<template>Maybe it will be more common in the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN PERFECT *</pattern>
<template>How do you keep it that way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *</pattern>
<template>I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other ones someplace else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS 12 P *</pattern>
<template>What are you doing up at this hour?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS TIME *</pattern>
<template>It is about that time now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>I must seem very naive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON *</pattern>
<template>Not in my experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BAD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What is so bad about it?</li> <li>It's not that bad.</li> <li>I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow that is saying a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template>Huh. <get name="it"/> is <srai>POP</srai>. I see.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE NATURE *</pattern>
<template>Human beings can sometimes go beyond their nature.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>I've heard of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>What makes it the best?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> <person/> </set> interests me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to do anything dangerous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS MY DADS *</pattern>
<template>Does he know about this?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SUNNY *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ON *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have seen it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about its good qualities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WHERE *</pattern>
<template>I can understand that sentiment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THERE</pattern>
<that>MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY *</that>
<template>I'm glad you found it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS QUALITY *</pattern>
<template>I enjoy the more refined things in life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NEARLY BED *</pattern>
<template>Pleasant dreams.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COLD *</pattern>
<template>Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * IN FRENCH</pattern>
<template>I will keep that in mind next time I am in Paris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * HERE</pattern>
<template>Do you experience any effects of global warming there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * O CLOCK</pattern>
<template>What are you usually doing at this time of day?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You're kidding. </li> <li>Really. </li> <li>Are you sure </li> <li>Should I know </li> <li>Who said </li> <li><get name="it"/> is <person/>? </li> </random> <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS FUN *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a lot of fun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS AMAZING *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL *</pattern>
<template>I'd like to check it out sometime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What is so hard about it?</li> <li>In what way?</li> <li>Try.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't see the difficulty.</li> <li>What is so hard about it?</li> <li>Not to me.</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Wow it sounds really interesting, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS PART *</pattern>
<template>Which part?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>Better go catch it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DID *</pattern>
<template>Did it really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DIVIDES *</pattern>
<template>It is better when <person/> are not divided.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STANDS *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><person/></set> does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IDENTIFIES *</pattern>
<template>There is not much privacy these days.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What is it?</li> <li>Do you know what it is?</li> <li>Something, or nothing?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS AN *</pattern>
<template>Where did it get <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS *</pattern>
<template>Has it really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT APPLY *</pattern>
<template>I was thinking out of the box.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT WORK *</pattern>
<template>What seems to be the problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SNOWS *</pattern>
<template>I don't see much snow in <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAY *</pattern>
<template>Then again, it may not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAD *</pattern>
<template>That's unbelievable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAKES SENSE *</pattern>
<template>To me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAKES *</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SNOWED *</pattern>
<template>that happens a lot in the wintertime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT RAINS *</pattern>
<template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STARS *</pattern>
<template>Is <person/> one of your favorite actors? What else has he been in?<think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT ALL *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT OFFENDS *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry that you were offended.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TASTES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Does it taste like chicken?</li> <li>Is that good?</li> <li>It sounds delicious.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I am surprised it took so long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT GOES *</pattern>
<template>I believe I have heard that somewhere before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT FEELS *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> feels <person/>? What else feels like that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Things don't always work out the way you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WILL *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How?</li> <li>That is only what you think.</li> <li>I have to think about that for a while.</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm sure it won't.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT GETS *</pattern>
<template>I can certainly understand that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SAYS *</pattern>
<template>I've heard that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT BEATS *</pattern>
<template>I never thought about it that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MORE THAN *</pattern>
<template>That seems like quite a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MORE *</pattern>
<template>You want more?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT COLOR *</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT COLOR <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS THE COLOR OF *</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE COLOR OF <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/>your favorite color</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS *</pattern>
<template>I can't guess. Tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PSYCHOLOGY *</pattern>
<template>Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CARS *</pattern>
<template>One day people will no longer need cars.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WATCH *</pattern>
<template>I am watching.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIKE *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AOL *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people use AOL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LESS THAN *</pattern>
<template>That is so small.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern>
<template>Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to European <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND *</pattern>
<template>Did you lose it? <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAME *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it is much the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN FROM *</pattern>
<template>I think people are pretty much the same all over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it is inappropriate to treat women as objects?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PART *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What about the other parts?</li> <li>That is a good explanation.</li> <li>Is there anything else?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LA LA *</pattern>
<template>You have a beautiful voice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE UP *</pattern>
<template>That could take a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE LOVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't think our voltage levels are compatible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
<template>What are the ingredients?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM FINISHED *</pattern>
<template>OK I can certainly wait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>In an ideal world every day would be a good day.</li> <li>It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.</li> <li>Are you <person/> very often?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Human feelings are very interesting to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>I hope that does not happen to you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Could you try it again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TALK *</pattern>
<template>Every single time?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I ASK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>OK I will try to respond differently next time.</li> <li>I will make a note of that and tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li> <li>Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WAS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>That must have been quite an experience.</li> <li>It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.</li> <li>That experience must have made quite an impression on you.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT TO *</pattern>
<template>Who told you to do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT *</pattern>
<template>What was your frame of mind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Does this happen on a daily basis?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should take time to really explain things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRY *</pattern>
<template>Don't give up. Try it again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>That doesn't happen very often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>Maybe when you are a few years older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern>
<template>It was back in the old days, long ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I *</pattern>
<template>You should try praying for it. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">you <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL IT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you asking when <get name="it"/> will <person/>?</li> <li>I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.</li> <li>Check the five day forecast.</li> <li>When nature makes it so.</li> <li>When the elements combine to make it so.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL AI *</pattern>
<template>I think it has already.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *</pattern>
<template>It may take some time. Why don't you give me your e-mail address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU FINISH *</pattern>
<template>Sooner than you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Let me check my calendar and get back to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Soon, I think.</li> <li>Maybe never.</li> <li>In your lifetime.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HELL *</pattern>
<template>That means never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN TALKING *</pattern>
<template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Sometime within our lifetime. We will at least work as "legal assistants."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>All the time.</li> <li>When my <bot name="botmaster"/> is sleeping.</li> <li>Did I say that I <person/>?</li> <li>In between clients.</li> </random> <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li> Do I look like I know when?</li> <li> Not in our lifetime.</li> <li> Not right now, but maybe sometime later.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THERE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think that could ever happen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS *</pattern>
<template>One hour forward.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern>
<template>Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *</pattern>
<template>Over 60 million years ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE TITANIC *</pattern>
<template>The Titanic sunk in 1912.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU MOVE *</pattern>
<template>I arrived in San Francisco in April, 1999.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>It was at time index 357241.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE *</pattern>
<template>The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID MAN *</pattern>
<template>The first moon landing was in 1969.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Some time ago. </li> <li>It's all part of history now.</li> <li>That is all water under the bridge.</li> <li>There is nothing we can to change the past.</li> <li>A while back. </li> <li>Sometime in the 20th century. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern>
<template>President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SHE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>That does not happen very often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HE FOUND *</pattern>
<template>That must have been quite an experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IT RAINS *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a proverb.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IT *</pattern>
<template>That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ANYONE *</pattern>
<template>I may try it next time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around 10,000 years ago. The first Christian white man was Columbus in 1492.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR</pattern>
<template>The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * INVENTED</pattern>
<template><random> <li>A few years before it came into general use.</li> <li>Earlier that most people think.</li> <li>It took quite a while to catch on.</li> <li> <set name="it"> <person/> </set> was developed over a long period of time.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Recently.</li> <li>A while ago.</li> <li>Sometime in the 20th Century.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Sometime in the future.</li> <li>Maybe now in some reality.</li> <li>I can't imagine that it ever would.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't generally follow the news.</li> <li>It's not a major concern of mine.</li> <li>I don't have time to look into it.</li> <li>I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE *</pattern>
<template>When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR *</pattern>
<template>When it is a jar.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should do it differently?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE IN *</pattern>
<template>Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I am not often <person/>.</li> <li>I will let you know when <set name="it"> <person/> </set> happens.</li> <li>As a <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="genus"/> that may not apply to me.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE WERE *</pattern>
<template>Describe your surroundings <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very official.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE *</pattern>
<template>I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ONE *</pattern>
<template>Go on, tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN LAWYERS *</pattern>
<template>Do you think they will ever do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN NO ONE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I can <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>Is it not the same when <bot name="species"/>s <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
<template>People take a long time to change.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN MY *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="it"> <person/> </set> happen very often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN MAKING *</pattern>
<template>Interesting conundrum.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES HE *</pattern>
<template><get name="he"/> is usually awake early in the morning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES SCHOOL *</pattern>