Britta bot is an instance of Github's hubot for the #Hawkthorne channel on irc.freenode.net
All commands to britta-bot can be prefixed with ':'
:<user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user :<user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user :<user> time is <hh:mm am/pm> :abed bomb N - get N abeds all in a row ( limit 8 ) :abed me - Receive an abed :animate me <query> - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead. :annie bomb N - N annies, all equally pretentious ( limit 8 ) :annie me - Receive an annie :britta bomb N - get britta'd N times ( limit 8 ) :britta me - Receive a britta :chang bomb N - get changd N times in the chang ( limit 8 ) :chang me - Receive a chang :convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units. :dean bomb N - receive N deans to the face ( limit 8 ) :dean me - Receive a dean :help - Displays all of the help commands that britta-bot knows about. :help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>. :image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result. :insult bomb <name> - put <name> in a body bag :insult <name> - give <name> the what-for :jeff bomb N - N jeffs, all equally handsome ( limit 8 ) :jeff me - Receive a jeff :latest - britta-bot will print out the most recent release version :math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression. :mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it. :mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL. :pierce bomb N - get a pocketfull of N pierces ( limit 8 ) :pierce me - Receive a pierce :quote - Displays a random quote from Community!. :release - britta-bot will print out the most recent release version :shirley bomb N - N times the shirley fun! ( limit 8 ) :shirley me - Receive a shirley :the rules - Make sure britta-bot still knows the rules. :troy bomb N - troy xN ( limit 8 ) :troy me - Receive a troy :updates - britta-bot will send you a pm of the most recent release notes :when is <user> - see what time it currently is for <user> :who is <user> - see what roles a user has :youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.