Because it's the fairest possible solution.
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Underdash

Because it's the fairest possible solution.

Installation

npm install underdash

Usage

var _ = require('underdash');
console.log(typeof _.lateBind);  // either 'undefined' or 'function', depending

Dependencies

Underscore
Lo-Dash

FAQ

Q: I demand that you rename this project "Lo-Score."
A: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Credits

Thomas Fuchs (@madrobby), who tweeted the same joke six months ago.