Use spam_to_json.rb to create a JSON collection of spam messages when spam database is updated. You're presumably a big [boy|girl] and can presumably know how to write a script to copy a file to your webserver and time cron to your own amusement.
Paul Christophe (@captdaylight) and I decided spam bots can be tamed and enjoyed. In his case, he envisions an Arduino-powered zoo that visits you when you poo in the bathroom at 319 Scholes. In my nightmare universe, midtown Manhattan is transformed into a spam ranch which shocks and horrifies New Yorkers with unsoliciated solicitation and Comic Sans via an extra big ass-screen. THE HORROR!