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David H committed Jan 28, 2012
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+Copyright (c) 2011 David Huerta, http://www.davidhuerta.me/
+All rights reserved.
+
+Chicken Dance License v0.1
+http://supertunaman.com/cdl/
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with
+or without modification, are permitted provided that the
+following conditions are met:
+
+ 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the
+ above copyright notice, this list of conditions and
+ the following disclaimer.
+ 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the
+ above copyright notice, this list of conditions and
+ the following disclaimer in the documentation and/or
+ other materials provided with the distribution.
+ 3. Neither the name of the David Huerta nor the names
+ of its contributors may be used to endorse or promote
+ products derived from this software without specific
+ prior written permission.
+ 4. An entity wishing to redistribute in binary form or
+ include this software in their product without
+ redistribution of this software's source code with the
+ product must also submit to these conditions where
+ applicable:
+ * For every thousand (1000) units distributed, at
+ least half of the employees or persons
+ affiliated with the product must listen to the
+ "Der Ententanz" (AKA "The Chicken Dance") as
+ composed by Werner Thomas for no less than two
+ (2) minutes
+ * For every twenty-thousand (20000) units distributed,
+ two (2) or more persons affiliated with the entity
+ must be recorded performing the full Chicken Dance,
+ in an original video at the entity's own expense,
+ and a video encoded in OGG Theora format, at least
+ three (3) minutes in length, must be submitted to
+ David Huerta, provided David Huerta's contact information.
+ The dance must be based upon the instructions on
+ how to do the Chicken Dance that you should have
+ received with this software. If you have not
+ received instructions on how to do the Chicken
+ Dance, then the dance must be chicken-like in nature.
+ * Any employee or person affiliated with the product
+ must be prohibited from saying the word "plinth" in
+ public at all times, as long as distribution of the
+ product continues.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS
+"AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT
+LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS
+FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT,
+INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING,
+BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES;
+LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
+CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
+LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN
+ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE
+POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. DAVID HUERTA ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY FOR
+ANY INJURIES OR EXPENSES SUSTAINED IN THE ACT OF FULFILLING ANY OF
+THE ABOVE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, ACCIDENTAL OR OTHERWISE.
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+From WikiHow:
+
+ 1. Pinch your fingers and thumbs together in front of your chest
+ 4 times.
+ 2. Flap your arms four times.
+ 3. Wiggle side to side four times while getting your back side as
+ close to the ground as you can.
+ 4. Clap four times.
+ 5. Repeat steps 1-4 until you hear the swing-like music.
+ 6. Swing around with a partner or group until the swing-like music
+ ends. Start back at the beginning.
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+BOT RANCH!!!!111
+===================
+
+WTF
+---
+
+Art Hack Day + Sponsors buying booze and Red Bull + Big Screen Plaza access == awful things.
+
+Spam database from: http://www.dt.fee.unicamp.br/~tiago/smsspamcollection/
+Use spam_to_json.rb to create a JSON collection of spam messages when spam database is updated. You're presumably a big [boy|girl] and can presumably know how to write a script to copy a file to your webserver and time cron to your own amusement.
+
+Paul Christophe (@captdaylight) and I decided spam bots can be tamed and enjoyed. In his case, he envisions an Arduino-powered zoo that visits you when you poo in the bathroom at 319 Scholes. In my nightmare universe, midtown Manhattan is transformed into a spam ranch which shocks and horrifies New Yorkers with unsoliciated solicitation and Comic Sans via an extra big ass-screen. THE HORROR!
+
+License
+-------
+
+Unless where otherwise noted, this website is distributed under the Chicken Dance License (CDL). Please see the included copy of the license (CDL-LICENSE.txt) for deets and the included example instructions for the chicken dance (DANCE.txt). Video delivery may be conducted via electronic mail by sending a link to the video file directly or through an HTML5-based online viewer, encoded in *Ogg Theora* format to huertanix at ieee dot org. Physical video delivery will only be accepted in *HD-DVD* format and must be delivered to the following address:
+
+> David Huerta
+> P.O. Box 2182
+> Tempe, Arizona 85280-2182
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