Irving's Computer Repair and Anti-Virus
If you're reading this, there's a good chance that you, at some point or another, became your extended family's COMPUTER PERSON.
It's not a responsibility any among us asked for, but now, when you visit home for Christmas, you're greeted by a stack of wheezing netbooks, filled to the brim with viruses you thought were long-extinct.
"No, no, leave it... I have it how I like it!"
If only there were a software solution that would allow them to diagnose and repair their computer problems on their own...
Introducting... Irving's Computer Repair and Anti-Virus
24/7 Access to the World's Largest repository of Questions and Answers regarding Computer Maintenence and Repair.
With All Sincerety...
Although I did burn this HTML file to a disk and write "Computer Repair" on it in sharpie, I figured it would have been too mean-spirited to actually distribute it to any of my direct family members.
That being said, I do have a lot of blank CDs... :^)
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