"The Marvellator" is a simple PHP script that generates random, bizarre or possibly worrying comic book titles, usually in the style of "The Amazing Spiderman", "Incredible X-Men" etc. I think the most horrifying prospect it's generated for me is "The Adventures of Tiny Rorschach" -- even more horrifying because it actually exists. (Thanks Frankie.)
Naturally, this has nothing to do with Marvel Comics in any way (please don't sue me).
You can try out the Marvellator at http://marvellator.onlydreaming.net.
"Patches" to add more content are gratefully accepted!