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ik5 committed Feb 21, 2012
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@@ -821,9 +821,6 @@ A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountai
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
Confucius , Analects
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-Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
- Socrates
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To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
W. H. Auden , Epitaph for an Unknown Soldier
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers
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+Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin
+bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
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+If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
+impersonators would be dead.
+ Johnny Carson
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+If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
+ Robin Williams
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+I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
+ Dolly Parton
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+Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
+Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
+ Tiger Woods
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+Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
+ Epictetus
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+Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
+ Jeff Daly
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+They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either
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+A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
+ Oscar Wilde
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+A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
+ Elbert Hubbard
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+All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
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+Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
+ Henry Louis Mencken
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+By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
+ Socrates
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+Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
+ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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+If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers
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+It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
+ George Bernard Shaw
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+Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
+ Benjamin Franklin
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+Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
+ Oscar Wilde
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+My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
+ Winston Churchill
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+Never take a wife until you have a house (and a fire) to put her in.
+ Benjamin Franklin
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