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@@ -10544,6 +10544,7 @@ Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit sa
 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
+    Mae West
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 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
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 If the consumer price data confirm an acceleration in inflation then there's a real risk the bank could tighten as soon as November
     Stephen Roberts
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+Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
+    Oscar Wilde
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+... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
+    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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+The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
+    Will Rogers
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+What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
+    Samuel Johnson
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+You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
+    Mae West
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+A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
+    Joey Adams
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+Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
+    Mark Twain
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+Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
+    Mark Twain
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+Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
+    Ambrose Bierce
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+Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
+    Mae West
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+I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
+    Bob Hope
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+Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
+    Aldous Huxley
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+Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
+    Barbara Bush
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+To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
+    Thomas Alva Edison
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+And lastly there is the oldest and deepest desire, the Great Escape: the Escape from Death.
+    J.R.R. Tolkien
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+One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
+    Rita Mae Brown
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+Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
+    John F. Kennedy
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+The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.
+    John Steinbeck
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+There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
+    Will Rogers
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