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New version - Buzzword generators

git-svn-id: svn://rubyforge.org/var/svn/faker/trunk@12 d8fb7423-2fd9-4a2a-9c92-119baff0aaab
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  1. +20 −0 lib/faker/company.rb
  2. +1 −1 lib/faker/version.rb
  3. +5 −2 website/index.html
  4. +3 −1 website/index.txt
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@@ -8,6 +8,26 @@ def name
def suffix
%w(Inc and\ Sons LLC Group).at_rand
end
+
+ # Generate a buzzword-laden catch phrase.
+ # Wordlist from http://www.1728.com/buzzword.htm
+ def catch_phrase
+ [
+ ["Adaptive", "Advanced", "Ameliorated", "Assimilated", "Automated", "Balanced", "Business-focused", "Centralized", "Cloned", "Compatible", "Configurable", "Cross-group", "Cross-platform", "Customer-focused", "Customizable", "Decentralized", "De-engineered", "Devolved", "Digitized", "Distributed", "Diverse", "Down-sized", "Enhanced", "Enterprise-wide", "Ergonomic", "Exclusive", "Expanded", "Extended", "Face to face", "Focused", "Front-line", "Fully-configurable", "Function-based", "Fundamental", "Future-proofed", "Grass-roots", "Horizontal", "Implemented", "Innovative", "Integrated", "Intuitive", "Inverse", "Managed", "Mandatory", "Monitored", "Multi-channelled", "Multi-lateral", "Multi-layered", "Multi-tiered", "Networked", "Object-based", "Open-architected", "Open-source", "Operative", "Optimized", "Optional", "Organic", "Organized", "Persevering", "Persistent", "Phased", "Polarised", "Pre-emptive", "Proactive", "Profit-focused", "Profound", "Programmable", "Progressive", "Public-key", "Quality-focused", "Reactive", "Realigned", "Re-contextualized", "Re-engineered", "Reduced", "Reverse-engineered", "Right-sized", "Robust", "Seamless", "Secured", "Self-enabling", "Sharable", "Stand-alone", "Streamlined", "Switchable", "Synchronised", "Synergistic", "Synergized", "Team-oriented", "Total", "Triple-buffered", "Universal", "Up-sized", "Upgradable", "User-centric", "User-friendly", "Versatile", "Virtual", "Visionary", "Vision-oriented"].at_rand,
+ ["24 hour", "24/7", "3rd generation", "4th generation", "5th generation", "6th generation", "actuating", "analyzing", "assymetric", "asynchronous", "attitude-oriented", "background", "bandwidth-monitored", "bi-directional", "bifurcated", "bottom-line", "clear-thinking", "client-driven", "client-server", "coherent", "cohesive", "composite", "context-sensitive", "contextually-based", "content-based", "dedicated", "demand-driven", "didactic", "directional", "discrete", "disintermediate", "dynamic", "eco-centric", "empowering", "encompassing", "even-keeled", "executive", "explicit", "exuding", "fault-tolerant", "foreground", "fresh-thinking", "full-range", "global", "grid-enabled", "heuristic", "high-level", "holistic", "homogeneous", "human-resource", "hybrid", "impactful", "incremental", "intangible", "interactive", "intermediate", "leading edge", "local", "logistical", "maximized", "methodical", "mission-critical", "mobile", "modular", "motivating", "multimedia", "multi-state", "multi-tasking", "national", "needs-based", "neutral", "next generation", "non-volatile", "object-oriented", "optimal", "optimizing", "radical", "real-time", "reciprocal", "regional", "responsive", "scalable", "secondary", "solution-oriented", "stable", "static", "systematic", "systemic", "system-worthy", "tangible", "tertiary", "transitional", "uniform", "upward-trending", "user-facing", "value-added", "web-enabled", "well-modulated", "zero administration", "zero defect", "zero tolerance"].at_rand,
+ ["ability", "access", "adapter", "algorithm", "alliance", "analyzer", "application", "approach", "architecture", "archive", "artificial intelligence", "array", "attitude", "benchmark", "budgetary management", "capability", "capacity", "challenge", "circuit", "collaboration", "complexity", "concept", "conglomeration", "contingency", "core", "customer loyalty", "database", "data-warehouse", "definition", "emulation", "encoding", "encryption", "extranet", "firmware", "flexibility", "focus group", "forecast", "frame", "framework", "function", "functionalities", "Graphic Interface", "groupware", "Graphical User Interface", "hardware", "help-desk", "hierarchy", "hub", "implementation", "info-mediaries", "infrastructure", "initiative", "installation", "instruction set", "interface", "internet solution", "intranet", "knowledge user", "knowledge base", "local area network", "leverage", "matrices", "matrix", "methodology", "middleware", "migration", "model", "moderator", "monitoring", "moratorium", "neural-net", "open architecture", "open system", "orchestration", "paradigm", "parallelism", "policy", "portal", "pricing structure", "process improvement", "product", "productivity", "project", "projection", "protocol", "secured line", "service-desk", "software", "solution", "standardization", "strategy", "structure", "success", "superstructure", "support", "synergy", "system engine", "task-force", "throughput", "time-frame", "toolset", "utilisation", "website", "workforce"].at_rand
+ ].join(' ')
+ end
+
+ # When a straight answer won't do, BS to the rescue!
+ # Wordlist from http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
+ def bs
+ [
+ ["implement", "utilize", "integrate", "streamline", "optimize", "evolve", "transform", "embrace", "enable", "orchestrate", "leverage", "reinvent", "aggregate", "architect", "enhance", "incentivize", "morph", "empower", "envisioneer", "monetize", "harness", "facilitate", "seize", "disintermediate", "synergize", "strategize", "deploy", "brand", "grow", "target", "syndicate", "synthesize", "deliver", "mesh", "incubate", "engage", "maximize", "benchmark", "expedite", "reintermediate", "whiteboard", "visualize", "repurpose", "innovate", "scale", "unleash", "drive", "extend", "engineer", "revolutionize", "generate", "exploit", "transition", "e-enable", "iterate", "cultivate", "matrix", "productize", "redefine", "recontextualize"].at_rand,
+ ["clicks-and-mortar", "value-added", "vertical", "proactive", "robust", "revolutionary", "scalable", "leading-edge", "innovative", "intuitive", "strategic", "e-business", "mission-critical", "sticky", "one-to-one", "24/7", "end-to-end", "global", "B2B", "B2C", "granular", "frictionless", "virtual", "viral", "dynamic", "24/365", "best-of-breed", "killer", "magnetic", "bleeding-edge", "web-enabled", "interactive", "dot-com", "sexy", "back-end", "real-time", "efficient", "front-end", "distributed", "seamless", "extensible", "turn-key", "world-class", "open-source", "cross-platform", "cross-media", "synergistic", "bricks-and-clicks", "out-of-the-box", "enterprise", "integrated", "impactful", "wireless", "transparent", "next-generation", "cutting-edge", "user-centric", "visionary", "customized", "ubiquitous", "plug-and-play", "collaborative", "compelling", "holistic", "rich"].at_rand,
+ ["synergies", "web-readiness", "paradigms", "markets", "partnerships", "infrastructures", "platforms", "initiatives", "channels", "eyeballs", "communities", "ROI", "solutions", "e-tailers", "e-services", "action-items", "portals", "niches", "technologies", "content", "vortals", "supply-chains", "convergence", "relationships", "architectures", "interfaces", "e-markets", "e-commerce", "systems", "bandwidth", "infomediaries", "models", "mindshare", "deliverables", "users", "schemas", "networks", "applications", "metrics", "e-business", "functionalities", "experiences", "web services", "methodologies"].at_rand
+ ].join(' ')
+ end
end
Formats = [
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
module Faker #:nodoc:
module VERSION #:nodoc:
MAJOR = 0
- MINOR = 1
+ MINOR = 2
TINY = 0
STRING = [MAJOR, MINOR, TINY].join('.')
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@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
<h1>faker</h1>
<div id="version" class="clickable" onclick='document.location = "http://rubyforge.org/projects/faker"; return false'>
<p>Get Version</p>
- <a href="http://rubyforge.org/projects/faker" class="numbers">0.1.0</a>
+ <a href="http://rubyforge.org/projects/faker" class="numbers">0.2.0</a>
</div>
<h2>What</h2>
@@ -50,7 +50,10 @@
<h2>Usage</h2>
- <p>Faker::Name.name #=&gt; &#8220;Bob Hope&#8221;</p>
+ <p>Faker::Name.name =&gt; &#8220;Bob Hope&#8221;</p>
+
+
+ <p><a href="/rdoc">Read the docs</a></p>
<h2>Forum</h2>
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@@ -10,7 +10,9 @@ h2. Installing
h2. Usage
-Faker::Name.name #=> "Bob Hope"
+Faker::Name.name => "Bob Hope"
+
+"Read the docs":/rdoc
h2. Forum

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