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#!/bin/bash
# https://twitter.com/emilio_estimand/status/487120446135873536
# 40% of 18-24 year olds (who i think might be the majority demographic of
# @dril) use social media in washrooms
# http://time.com/7185/study-young-people-love-to-tweet-from-the-toilet/
SCRIPTDIR=$(dirname $0)
DAYAGO=$(date --date="- 1 day" +%s)
USERS=( "dril" )
TWEETS=$(mktemp)
TWEET=$(mktemp)
pushd $SCRIPTDIR 2>/dev/zero
for USER in ${USERS[@]}; do
t timeline -n 10 -c $USER | grep "^[0-9]" | cut -d, -f1 >> $TWEETS
done
while read TWEETID; do
../../../Tools/tweet.sh/tweet.sh get ${TWEETID} > $TWEET
TEXT=$(jq .full_text $TWEET)
TIMESTAMP=$(jq .created_at $TWEET | xargs -I@ date --date="@" +%s)
FAVS=$(jq .favorite_count $TWEET)
SHITTERS=$(bc -l <<< "scale=0;$FAVS * 0.4" | sed -e "s/\..*//g")
if ! grep -q "^\"RT" <(echo $TEXT); then
if [ "${DAYAGO}" -gt "${TIMESTAMP}" ]; then
if ! grep -q "^${TWEETID}$" .seenids; then
t reply ${TWEETID} "Did you know approximately ${SHITTERS} people probably «liked» this while on the toilet?"
echo "${TWEETID}" >> .seenids
fi
fi
fi
done < $TWEETS
popd 2>/dev/zero