Don't Hold This Code Against Me!
This is literally the first Python code I've ever written. Not only that, but I deliberately didn't Google, read docs, etc. for better ways to do things, but simply used what Google's Python Class taught so that I'd do the exercises "like they wanted me to" and make sure I got the fundamentals that the exercises were teaching down.
So I'm a much better programmer than this code suggests. Many times, I said "if this were Ruby I'd do this much more elegantly." If you're thinking of hiring me or something, don't use this as evidence that I suck at coding. I have lots of other repos that you can use for that ;)