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<h1>
A Metaphysical Reflection Upon The Nature Of Multitudinous
Feline Affection
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By
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4">
Debbie the Online Dater
</a>
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<p>
I love cats.<br>
I love every kind of cat.<br>
I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t;<br>
Can’t hug every cat,<br>
Can’t hug every cat.
</p>
<p>
So anyway I am a cat lover<br>
And I love to run.<br>
I’m sorry I’m thinking about cats again.<br>
I really love cats.
</p>
<p>
I’m thinking about cats again<br>
And again, and again and again and again.<br>
I think about how many don’t have a home<br>
And how I should have them.<br>
I think about how cute they are<br>
And how their ears and the whiskers and the nose.
</p>
<h1>Cat photos</h1>
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<h1>Cats Asleep</h1>
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I like cats most when they are asleep because they're
not looking at me.
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<h1>Cats not asleep</h1>
<p>
I really love cats, not just because they're an internet trend,
which is why <strong>you</strong> think you love cats. Also,
I'm the only person who truely 'gets' music.
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<img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3137/2581322728_8a26c96fbc_s.jpg" alt="A cat, awake">
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingarthur10/2382169428/">
<img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3238/2382169428_a899e8801c_s.jpg" alt="A cat, awake">
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<h1>My favourite cat videos</h1>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw">
<h1>Stalking cat</h1>
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<p>
You've probably seen this, it's totally famous. I love this
cat. I wish it was single.
</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AJzeZ4qSI">
<h1>Cat gets up, walks away</h1>
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<p>
So, there's this cat, and he's (or she's, if it's not a he)
lying down, then he (or she, if it's not a he) suddenly
thinks "That's enough of lying down", so he (or she, if it's
not a he) gets up and totally walks away. Funny thing is
he (or she if it's not a he) walks on two legs, and cats
normally walk on four, whether they're a he or a she!
</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ">
<h1>Cat plays keyboard like they usually wouldn't</h1>
</a>
<p>
People tell me this cat (or she if it's not a he) is dead.
This is <strong>not true</strong> as cats are immortal
right until the end of their lives. I like this video even
though I can't play the keyboard. LOL!
</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKExXjFAQz4">
<h1>Goat wears mask, scares other goats</h1>
</a>
<p>
Goats have a lot in common with cats (eg legs) but if you
look closely they are quite different. For example, goat's
cheese is quite nice whereas cat's cheese made me sick and
was difficult to make.
</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LTd1wmTjo">
<h1>Cat gets angry and stands up</h1>
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<p>
This cat shows us we should stand up to others,
even if it looks weird. This cat should win
the nobel peace prize for fighting.
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