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| # | |
| # vim: fdm=indent fdn=1 sw=4 ts=4: | |
| ############################################################################### | |
| # This is a bMotion plugin | |
| # Copyright (C) James "Off" Seward 2009 | |
| # | |
| # This program is covered by the GPL, please refer the to LICENCE file in the | |
| # distribution; further information can be found in the headers of the scripts | |
| # in the modules directory. | |
| ############################################################################### | |
| bMotion_plugin_add_action_complex "cracker" "pulls (a|an|another) ((christ|x)mas )?cracker with %botnicks" 100 bMotion_plugin_complex_action_cracker "en" | |
| bMotion_plugin_add_complex "cracker_hats" "^!hats" 100 bMotion_plugin_complex_cracker_hats "en" | |
| proc bMotion_plugin_complex_action_cracker { nick host handle channel text } { | |
| global botnicks | |
| # don't do this outside of dec | |
| set month [clock format [clock seconds] -format "%m"] | |
| if {$month != "12"} { | |
| return | |
| } | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_boom}" | |
| set hats [bMotion_plugins_settings_get "cracker" "hats" $channel ""] | |
| if {$hats == ""} { | |
| set hats 0 | |
| } | |
| if {[rand 3] == 0} { | |
| # i won | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_win}" | |
| if [rand 2] { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_win_hat}" | |
| incr hats | |
| bMotion_plugins_settings_set "cracker" "hats" $channel "" $hats | |
| if [rand 4] { | |
| if {$hats > 1} { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_hats}" $hats | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| if {[rand 10] > 8} { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_joke}" | |
| } | |
| return 1 | |
| } else { | |
| # $nick won | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_lose}" | |
| if [rand 2] { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_lose_hat}" | |
| if {$handle != "*"} { | |
| set hats [bMotion_plugins_settings_get "cracker" "hats" $channel $handle] | |
| if {$hats == ""} { | |
| set hats 0 | |
| } | |
| incr hats | |
| bMotion_plugins_settings_set "cracker" "hats" $channel $handle $hats | |
| if [rand 4] { | |
| if {$hats > 1} { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_your_hats}" $hats | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| if {[rand 10] > 8} { | |
| bMotionDoAction $channel $nick "%VAR{cracker_joke_tell}" | |
| } | |
| } | |
| return 1 | |
| } | |
| } | |
| proc bMotion_plugin_complex_cracker_hats { nick host handle channel text } { | |
| global botnick | |
| if [regexp -nocase "^!hats (\[^ \]+)" $text matches extranick] { | |
| set extranick [string trim $extranick] | |
| bMotion_putloglev d * "Handling !hats for extranick $extranick" | |
| return [bMotion_plugin_complex_question $nick $host $handle $channel "$botnick: how many hats is $extranick wearing?"] | |
| } | |
| bMotion_putloglev d * "Handling !hats for $nick" | |
| return [bMotion_plugin_complex_question $nick $host $handle $channel "$botnick: how many hats am i wearing?"] | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_joke" { | |
| "ooh there's a joke:%|%JOKE" | |
| "oh and a joke%|%JOKE" | |
| "here's an important christmas joke%|%JOKE" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_joke_tell" { | |
| "what joke did you get?" | |
| "what's the joke %={thing :}say?" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_boom" { | |
| "%VAR{booms}" | |
| "%VAR{sfx} %VAR{surprises}%!%|what a %={unexpected:weird:strange:odd} sounding cracker" | |
| "%VAR{sfx} %SMILEY{smile}%!%|what a %={funny:normal} sounding cracker" | |
| "%VAR{sfx}" | |
| "%VAR{booms} %SMILEY{bigsmile}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_add_filter "cracker_boom" "^VAR" | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_win" { | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won!%|/got a %VAR{cracker_want_item} %SMILEY{smile}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won!%|/got a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item}. hmm %SMILEY{sad}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won!%|i got a %VAR{cracker_want_item} %SMILEY{smile}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won!%|oh, i got a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item} %SMILEY{sad}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a %VAR{cracker_want_item} %SMILEY{smile}%! much better than %={that time:when} i won %VAR{_bmotion_dislike}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a... %VAR{cracker_nowant_item} %SMILEY{sad}%! i'd rather have %={had:won} %VAR{_bmotion_like}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a %VAR{cracker_want_item} %SMILEY{smile}%! much better than %={that time:when} i won %VAR{_bmotion_dislike}" | |
| "%VAR{boos}! i won a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item} %SMILEY{sad}%! i'd rather have %={had:won} %VAR{_bmotion_like}" | |
| "%VAR{boos}! i won a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item} %SMILEY{sad}%! *%={stuffs:shoves:jams:inserts} it up %%*" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item}... but I'd rather have had a %VAR{_bmotion_like}" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a %VAR{cracker_want_item}%|glad I didn't get a %VAR{_bmotion_dislike}, i hate those" | |
| "%VAR{yays}! i won a hat!%|/puts on %hisher %VAR{cracker_want_item}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_lose" { | |
| "%VAR{boos} i didn't win%|%VAR{yays}! you got a %VAR{cracker_neutral_item}" | |
| "%VAR{boos} i didn't win%|%VAR{yays}! you got a %VAR{cracker_want_item} *jealous*" | |
| "%VAR{boos} i didn't win%|%VAR{yays}! you got a %VAR{cracker_want_item} %SMILEY{sad} wish i'd got that" | |
| "%VAR{boos} i didn't win%|oh you got a %VAR{cracker_nowant_item} %SMILEY{smile} glad i didn't get that!" | |
| "%VAR{boos} you won%|a %VAR{cracker_want_item}! %={ace!:*jealous*:nice!}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_win_hat" { | |
| "/puts on hat" | |
| "*hat*" | |
| "*puts on hat*" | |
| "woo hat" | |
| "hats++" | |
| "/engages hat mode" | |
| "ACTIVATE THE HAT" | |
| "ACTIVATE THE GAY%|I mean HAT.%|The keys are like right next to each other" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_lose_hat" { | |
| "don't forget to put on your hat" | |
| "here's your hat!" | |
| "put on your hat!" | |
| "/jams a hat %={on:in:up} %%" | |
| "hat time!" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_want_item" { | |
| "%VAR{sillyThings:like,strip}" | |
| "%={large:giant:supersize:XXL:extra-medium:boring:significant:metal:well-manufactured} %VAR{sillyThings:like,strip}" | |
| "%VAR{scrap_adult_adjectives_t} %VAR{scrap_adult_construction_t:strip}" | |
| "%VAR{scrap_silly_qualities} %VAR{scrap_silly_adjectives} %VAR{scrap_silly_construction}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_neutral_item" { | |
| "%VAR{sillyThings:strip}" | |
| "%={boring:average:medium} %VAR{sillyThings:strip}" | |
| "%VAR{scrap_adult_adjectives_t} %VAR{scrap_adult_construction_t:strip}" | |
| "%VAR{scrap_silly_qualities} %VAR{scrap_silly_adjectives} %VAR{scrap_silly_construction}" | |
| "%VAR{scrap_adjectives} %VAR{scrap_construction:strip}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_nowant_item" { | |
| "%VAR{sillyThings:dislike,strip}" | |
| "a %={terrible:small:tiny:insignificant:pointless:plastic:poorly-made:surprise} %VAR{sillyThings:dislike,strip}" | |
| "a %VAR{scrap_adult_adjectives_t} %VAR{scrap_adult_construction_t:strip}" | |
| "a %VAR{scrap_silly_qualities} %VAR{scrap_silly_adjectives} %VAR{scrap_silly_construction}" | |
| "a %VAR{cracker_items}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_items" { | |
| "shit plastic jumping frog" | |
| "1:1 magnifying glass" | |
| "giant paperclip" | |
| "tape measure which breaks into pieces after 6cm" | |
| "metal rings puzzle" | |
| "mini torch with no batteries" | |
| "terrible joke" | |
| "mood fish" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_hats" { | |
| "/is now wearing %2 hats" | |
| "/has %2 hats on" | |
| "HAT STATUS: %2 hats." | |
| "%2 hats %VAR{smile}" | |
| "Hatometer reading: %2%!%|%heshe cannae take any more hats cap'n!%!%|/B%REPEAT{4:10:O}M" | |
| "Ahead hat factor %2" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_add_filter "cracker_hats" "SETTING" | |
| bMotion_abstract_add_filter "cracker_hats" "%s" | |
| bMotion_abstract_add_filter "cracker_hats" "%%" | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_your_hats" { | |
| "You're now wearing %2 hats." | |
| "Woo, %2 hats for you %SMILEY{smile}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_hats_current" { | |
| "/is wearing %2 hats" | |
| "/has %2 hats on" | |
| "%2 hats" | |
| "/holds up %2 fingers" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_your_hats_current" { | |
| "You've got %2 hats on!" | |
| "%2, silly" | |
| "%2, silly%|can't you tell?" | |
| "%2 hats and %VAR{sillyThings}" | |
| "%2 hats%!,but one of them looks like %VAR{sillyThings}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_handle_hats_current" { | |
| "%% has %2 hats on" | |
| "%2 hats%!, but one of them looks like %VAR{sillyThings}" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_no_hats_own" { | |
| "No hats for me %SMILEY{sad}" | |
| "0 %SMILEY{sad}" | |
| "none%!, which is good because i hate hats" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_no_hats_you" { | |
| "no hats for you %SMILEY{sad}%!%|/hugs %%" | |
| "none" | |
| "haha, you have no hats%! and everyone else has like %NUMBER{100}000 each" | |
| } | |
| bMotion_abstract_register "cracker_no_hats_handle" { | |
| "no hats for %% %SMILEY{sad}" | |
| "none" | |
| "what a loser, %% has no hats%! at all" | |
| } | |