diff --git a/src/main/java/hudson/plugins/chucknorris/FactGenerator.java b/src/main/java/hudson/plugins/chucknorris/FactGenerator.java
index 192de65..2a8436c 100644
--- a/src/main/java/hudson/plugins/chucknorris/FactGenerator.java
+++ b/src/main/java/hudson/plugins/chucknorris/FactGenerator.java
@@ -112,14 +112,10 @@ public class FactGenerator {
             "When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses",
             "Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have F1 key, the computer asks for help from him.",
             "Chuck Norris is too hard for soft deletes.",
-            "Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.",
-            "Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.",
-            "'It works on my machine' always holds true for Chuck Norris.",
             "Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.",
             "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.",
             "When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computers restart is initiated.",
             "When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.",
-            "Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.",
             "When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message \"Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?\"."
     };